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Michelle Newcome

@michellenewcome.com
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Publisher of How2Conquer and D'Aulnoy Editions/ global security and crisis management expert/ member of the UN Committee for the protection of public places / keeper of a Victorian house / avid photographer. michellenewcome.com

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i usually avoid picking up turtles on the side of the road because they might be in the middle of a race
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Michelle Newcome @michellenewcome.com · 05/07/2026
Wordle today.
The Fonze in his tight leather jacket and shorty-shorts prepares to become a forever metaphor as he jumps a shark on his water skis.
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Michelle Newcome @michellenewcome.com · 06/04/2026
Jaw
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Michelle Newcome @michellenewcome.com · 29/03/2026
Term limits in all forms of government. Universal mail in ballots. Free healthcare that includes fully funded mental health. Grants for small businesses and artisans. Public art all over the place. Free higher education. Caps on corporate ownership of single family residences. Tax billionaires.
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Michelle Newcome @michellenewcome.com · 19/03/2026
Why the Afroman trial matters, beyond comedic value: - Salving a white woman's tears over the consequences of her own actions is less important than invading the home of a black man. - Redress for the bruised egos of white men is of lesser consideration than the affront faced by a black man.
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Michelle Newcome @michellenewcome.com · 18/03/2026
What were they thinking going after Afroman! You don't get in a war of words with a man unafraid to issue unapologetic melodic ditties about getting high. (My personal favorite is also Crazy Rap).
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Michelle Newcome @michellenewcome.com · 13/03/2026
Even your garden-variety crisis management consultant could have predicted Iran would take that action. Like, baby crisis mangers still wet behind the ears could have.
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Michelle Newcome @michellenewcome.com · 10/03/2026
Can we please retire the phase, "let me be clear" as delivered by nearly every politician in nearly every speech? As a rhetorical device, it is tired. "Clear" is subjective. "Let me" implies that a mysterious other is stopping you. "Be" is saying you weren't already being clear.
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I read once that Michelangelo was asked to make the Sistine Chapel more “appropriate” (church objected to the nudity) & he answered “simply make the world a suitable place & painting will soon follow suit.”
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Michelle Newcome @michellenewcome.com · 08/03/2026
You have to wonder what circumstances required the addition of the bottom sign that defines what "large" means. And did it have an intersecting point with Herds of Animals? I would very much like to see what the script is for the person answering the phone.
Sign from a road crossing in Ireland. The top sign describes that large vehicles and herd of animals must call before crossing. An additional sign on the bottom has extensive definitions of what large means. The signs are white with a red border and the top of the sign has two red lights.
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Michelle Newcome @michellenewcome.com · 07/03/2026
Trees form veins against a cold sky. In the distance, the Atlanta skyline. In the foreground, a perfectly rusted tin roof.
Bare trees are dark lines against a cold blue sky. In the distance, an orange smudged line from the sunsetting. In the bottom left, a rusted tin porch roof is visible. Other houses are visible around the sides of the image.
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Michelle Newcome @michellenewcome.com · 07/03/2026
My form at halos must absolutely suck because I don't think you're supposed to cut off your music every other rotation by hitting your ear bud with the fat of your inner arm. Just me?
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Michael Morrison @michaelmorrison.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.
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Michelle Newcome @michellenewcome.com · 07/03/2026
Just went to YDFM (if you know you know) (it's a massive farmer's market) and I very nearly shuddered at the giant pile of green beans. I used to like green beans. But nearly every Factor meal has green beans and after 10 months of no kitchen i just - can't green bean no more.
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A.J. Bauer @ajbauer.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Pothole full of petals
Empty city street with houses and apartment building in the background. Pothole in the road filled with pink flower petals
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Michelle Newcome @michellenewcome.com · 07/03/2026
See that sheet of plastic? Inside that is what used to be my kitchen but is now the skeletal remains. No kitchen since June. When I tell you I am growing despondent from lack of cooking - I've even lost that callous in the crook of your thumb from knife work.
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Michelle Newcome @michellenewcome.com · 07/03/2026
I'm redoing all of our websites so I'm shopping for fonts. I cannot tell you how much more enjoyable all my feeds are now that they are filled with ads for font designers. Nearly as delightful as the week I was looking for a new fountain pen.
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Michelle Newcome @michellenewcome.com · 07/03/2026
I am this old. I have books about technology that are older than most people currently on this platform. Found this in my bookshelf when I was cleaning it out. So, when I say I have always been an early adopter, here's the proof point. My distaste for GenAI is not about being afraid of technology.
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Tade "Will Eat Your Heart in the Marketplace" Thompson @tadethompson.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
No, Claude is not anxious. Anxiety requires two components: 1. Awareness of the possibility of annihilation of self. 2. An autonomic nervous system. Mimicry of the words of an anxious person is not being anxious. A dog can be anxious. Your plagiarism machine cannot.
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Michelle Newcome @michellenewcome.com · 06/03/2026
I have to convert 13 of our websites from a custom theme to Divi5 (two of them ecomm) and if anyone ever romanticizes "being your own boss" and "entrepreneurship" just remember it's not all fun and chic purses.
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Michelle Newcome @michellenewcome.com · 02/03/2026
I know from being a publisher that some people just have an innate skill in being very chaffed by typos - and that extends to bathroom stalls. Whoever you are, irritated stranger, I hope you have found professional satisfaction in your abilities. #bathroomgraffiti #copyediting #eav
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Michelle Newcome @michellenewcome.com · 01/03/2026
Is there such a thing, really? 🤷‍♀️ #sign #strengthinletters #interesting
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Jeremy C-howl @jmchao.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
FIFA has officially issued President Trump a yellow card. If he assassinates another world leader, it’ll become an automatic red card and he won’t be eligible for another FIFA Peace Prize for 4 years.
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Michelle Newcome @michellenewcome.com · 01/03/2026
This is obscene.
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Michelle Newcome @michellenewcome.com · 01/03/2026
Lord, I'm tired. The past year has felt like an entire decade.
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Star Trek: Same Old Worlds
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Michelle Newcome @michellenewcome.com · 21/02/2026
I'm not mad at today and I wanna commemorate it because every day is not like this (both personally and for democracy) - My daughter got into grad school - My son headed out on a first date wearing expensive jeans he bought his own self with his blue collar very well-paying job
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Michelle Newcome @michellenewcome.com · 15/02/2026
I wish everyone could be blessed with a dog who wants only to lovingly watch you while you watch TV. Lucia found us as a starved puppy while we were on vacation in Spain. She's a complicated and difficult dog in some ways, but her love is as big as she is.
A large Anatolian mix dog named Lucia rests her head on a stack of white pillows. The pillows are in a bed with a wood frame made of fluted trim. Lucia is carefully tucked under a fluffy white duvet. In the soft glow of a Chinese pottery lamp, the dark brown eyes of the dog softly gaze at an unseen person. The dog has a creamy white body, large floppy brown ears, and a black speckled snout. She is content which shows in her relaxed posture laying on her side. 
She is tired from barking at squirrels and at a pair of mating barn owls that have taken turns swooping at her from a giant oak tree all day.
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Brian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Tyneside morning, 1950, photo by Harry Morrison.
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Michelle Newcome @michellenewcome.com · 10/02/2026
Age verification? I attended user picnics for Mindspring.
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Michelle Newcome @michellenewcome.com · 10/02/2026
As an expert in crisis management, this all rings true.
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Michelle Newcome @michellenewcome.com · 07/02/2026
I'm going through 20 years of Evernote ephemera as a digital version of Swedish death cleaning. Am I ever going to do that cardio HIIT workout I probably clipped while sitting on an airplane in 2015? No. No, I am not.
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⚔️ C L O V E ⚔️ @clove.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
EVERYBODY CAN MAKE ART IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR HUMAN SPIRIT
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Michelle Newcome @michellenewcome.com · 04/02/2026
As the CEO of a group of companies (which is not as fancy as it sounds) some days I really get Amanda Priestly in a way I never could have when I was younger. And not a boss.
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Michelle Newcome @michellenewcome.com · 02/02/2026
For everyone not in GA and interested in messaging coming from the Secretary of State about the FBI raid of 2020 voting records from Fulton County, here's what was in my inbox this morning. Please note the absolute contortions to keep from naming Trump and this administration in any way.
Image contains text from a newsletter sent by the Georgia Secretary of State regarding the seizure of Fulton Counting voting records from 2020. Image contains text from a newsletter sent by the Georgia Secretary of State regarding the seizure of Fulton Counting voting records from 2020.
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Michelle Newcome @michellenewcome.com · 30/01/2026
I think Nora Roberts, James Patterson, and Stephen King may be a bit busy and I'm not sure anyone else qualifies.
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Michelle Newcome @michellenewcome.com · 30/01/2026
Man. This month is really trying to be the worst on record.
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Michelle Newcome @michellenewcome.com · 26/01/2026
I once organized a weekend camping trip in an open field for 120 Girl Scouts and their mothers. No running water. We had three hot meals per day and did not use paper goods. People underestimate just how good women are at logistics. I will put these talents to good use in a heartbeat if needed.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Lot of conservative dudes out there telling on themselves by being astounded by a level of ”logistics” that the average mom has to manage every fucking day
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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 23/01/2026
Police have arrived. Arrests seem imminent. The crowd chants “let them pray” and “Minnesota nice means prosecute ICE”
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
A few days ago, I stood in the graveyard of an 1100 year old church, getting damper and damper in the drizzling rain. A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones. The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...
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Michelle Newcome @michellenewcome.com · 21/01/2026
You cannot watch the Trump Davos speech and conclude anything other than he is mentally disturbed. Anyone still supporting him in the name of conservatism or party loyalty is, I can only conclude, doing so because they find a cozy joy in white supremacy.
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Michelle Newcome @michellenewcome.com · 21/01/2026
I'll be forever sad that GenX has any MAGA adherents. I mean, did we not all know every word to Salt-N-Pepa None Of Your Business? And Rage Against the Machine. And Public Enemy.
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Michelle Newcome @michellenewcome.com · 21/01/2026
Dang it. Just as I was about to go to sleep.
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Jeff Domingues @jeffdomingues.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
It should have ended at this moment.
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Michelle Newcome @michellenewcome.com · 19/01/2026
Just spent 2 hours escorting my 80 year old mom to a cocktail party with her friends in a chichi gated community on Hilton Head. (There is a long story here). The group has been around YEARS and they're called the 6to8s. Y'all, if only they could stay awake until 9 they could've had a funnier name.
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Today is a good day for self care. The groceries and laundry can wait. Try out a new hobby, like haunting the attic of a mansion on the moors, or disappearing into a malevolent fog and becoming your own terrifying folk tale.
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Michelle Newcome @michellenewcome.com · 16/01/2026
This makes me physically ill. You can tell from the ICE agent's face that he does not see that child as worth care. Absolutely evil.
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Michelle Newcome @michellenewcome.com · 11/01/2026
Translation: "Infuriate people more" = "We know we've put lunatics with guns into indefensible power plays where they might go off like firecrackers"
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