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Michelle 🖕🧊

@michellemv.bsky.social
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she/her. Mother of cats and dogs. Time Magazine 2006 Person of the Year. Former Gulf Coaster turned CO person. Team Oxford Comma. www.standwithminnesota.com

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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 1h
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Schitt's Creek: OBVIOUSLY
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 14h
57 men were in that group chat and did nothing and said nothing to help that girl and they are all cowards
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Layla & Piglet 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @laylapiglet.com · 28/09/2026
F*ck Cornell. Believe Women. Take Action. 😾😾😾
An ultra focused grey and brown tabby cat named Piglet.
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This entire thread is critically important and will prove that yes, it’s ALL men. Also, all of these subhuman creatures should be shot into the sun.
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And this is why I hate the gym. Just let us work out in peace, WITHOUT gawking or trying stupid ass pickup lines, and leave us the fuck alone.
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did China really send giant pandas or they are actually dangerous Chinese spies in panda costumes?? Somebody alert Tommy Tuberville.
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Guillotine: To the Guillotine!!!
Alt: Guillotine: To the Guillotine!!!
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yay a new conundrum - am I nauseous from new meds or does the President make me feel this way?
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Beautifully written. And a kind reminder that we don’t ever know what is going on in someone else’s life. And social media people suck donkey butt.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 26/09/2026
"Ever wonder why women over fifty become invisible? It’s not because society no longer values them; it’s because they’ve changed into superior lizard beings who can smell misogyny and then wedge themselves into a tight crevice until the threat passes." buff.ly/F8vQT1N
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I Can’t Wait Until I Turn Fifty and Morph into a Lizard Person
“Ever wonder why women over fifty become invisible? It’s not because society no longer values them; it’s because they’ve changed into superior lizard beings ...
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brian nam-sonenstein @bson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ICE cannot do what it’s doing without local law enforcement. They need their manpower and infrastructure. That means if you want to stop ICE you are going to have to confront police collaboration and police power. I’m sorry but progressive hopes of avoiding this conflict are a recipe for failure.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
context. sentiment. inferences. People seriously cannot do these things anymore. That’s why they angrily demand you spell out every joke, every reference, super duper promise you mean something only this one prescribed way. They cannot do it for themselves or tolerate the any ambiguity.
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Definitely girl dinner!
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Micah @rincewind.run · 24/09/2026
"they're coming for birth control" is not alarmism, that is absolutely next on the agenda I have my doubts on how successful it'll be but they're going to make a real go of it
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That’s it. I’m going to walk off the nearest mountain.
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ABOLISH ICE. FOREVER.
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Amy Jo (AJ) Cousins @ajcousins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is not deporting people. Literally. Legally. There is a deportation process and this isn't it. This is rendition. This is disappearing people.
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Colorado's elk would like a word...
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I want him to have to swim in a sea of blame until his fingers are pruney & then he can dry off in jail.
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We can get this lower people! I believe in us! LFG!!!
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Good morning Bluesky! Everything is awful, but you can (and should) start the day with a dance party. #SeptemberSong
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Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That dude should get a life sentence behind bars & should be forced every single day to watch videos of the family he destroyed. And then the family members should be able to punch him in the face once a day.
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He is a 6 year old - let’s add lasers & sharks & The Avengers & rockets. Then he’ll be really cool, right? Also, snipers in downtown DC never ends well…
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Told y’all. Everyone in Northern CO knows that she’s TRASH. And she should lose her seat - throw some support to @eileenlaubacher.bsky.social to get rid of Boebert & give folks in NoCO better representation!
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
YES. I collect Chucks. Got them in almost every color. Will never be buying anything Converse again.
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Also he didn’t write that bc that ass doesn’t know any of those words. Especially ineloquent.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We are not living through "an authoritarian impulse," we are living through actual AUTHORITARIANISM.
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Holy moly. Oh this is beyond a massive screwup. Thank god I saw this before I clicked buy for the 2 pairs I’ve now removed from my cart.
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George Hahn @georgehahn.com · 18/09/2026
Brian Poindexter is running in Ohio’s 7th Congressional District against Max Miller, the Republican accused of domestic violence by his ex-wife. You can support Poindexter’s campaign here: secure.actblue.com/donate/rocky...
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just the most thin-skinned manbaby ever invented. Doing this bc his fee-fees are hurt about The Kennedy Center. Creating yet ANOTHER situation where our tax dollars will be spent suing him for violating the Constitution yet again. Just go away Donnie.
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I love living in Colorado. And I love @kylec.bsky.social & his commitment to journalism, whether it’s politics or the ongoing squirrel war.
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Heather Cox Richardson (TDPR) @hcrichardson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm in love.
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2026: Time for the Midterms
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
The ultimate you had one job
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Spongebob: I Neeeed It!
ALT: Spongebob: I Neeeed It!
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This deeply stupid man makes me want to bang my head against a wall until I’m unconscious.
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Too late - most of us are already in a state of depression.
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Imma try this tomorrow.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
every single republican president of my lifetime has started a war in the middle east and destroyed the economy
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Exactly this - we hire them after a ridiculous series of interviews. They’re supposed to do the job we hired them for - not flip flop for convenience & money!
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Being on Macklemore’s side for this whole thing feels weird & itchy. But this is great news!
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Tim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
At this rate Ed Sheeran is gonna be the house band for 60 Minutes
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Important thread. Also, some of us gingers don’t think it’s funny. 🤷‍♀️
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Nate Rathjen @rathjen.us · 15/09/2026
that he is petty enough to destroy another man’s memorial is beyond disgusting
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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The right to vote is one of the most fundamental parts of our democracy. Check your voter registration at IWillVote.com and make a plan to vote early or on Election Day on November 3.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/09/2026
In a few minutes the Attorney General of the United States will be hosting a White House press briefing, in case you still thought the DOJ was anything other than an arm of Trump's political operation
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Transgender people deserve to have a nice life. That is the entirety of the argument. If you disagree, you’re saying that you do not believe in liberty or justice for all.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If Trump wanted to crown himself emperor in the national cathedral alito and thomas would support it
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