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Michelle 🖕🧊

@michellemv.bsky.social
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she/her. Mother of cats and dogs. Time Magazine 2006 Person of the Year. Former Gulf Coaster turned Northern CO person. Team Oxford comma. Votesaveamerica.com

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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 09/10/2026
time once again for my annual post: evacuating from hurricanes costs money and resources that a lot of people don’t have and the local governments often don’t adequately provide. evacuating is logistically difficult, sometimes impossible, and is hard to justify when the results are unpredictable.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 09/10/2026
if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This tradition is rapidly becoming my favorite Bluesky thing.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
begging with all my heart for more Democrats running in this election cycle to pick up what Jon Ossoff is putting down CALL 👏 THEM 👏 NAZIS 👏 TO 👏 THEIR 👏 FACE
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 08/10/2026
I'm so tired of the constant cruelty.
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is so messed up.
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am so sick and tired of white American men.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
People do not understand how men who are white supremacists can have wives who are women of color and I need folks to realize that those men see their wives as subordinate property and not equals. These men are foaming at the mouth to bring back quadroon balls.
Screencap from Invincible: "I do love your mother, but she's more like a pet to me."
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
I just saw someone refer to Kid Rock as Jesus of Methlehem.
Tom Holland looking at his phone with his fist to his mouth in a oooof motion.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m crying this is so funny
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Then I think we should all buy them & wear them every single time we follow/video ICE.
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She should still be in jail. I cannot believe that we are back here again with this horrible woman.
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey @colorado.gov - how’s that “we need to move past the Tina Peters” thing working out?
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hope his suffering was prolonged.
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Holy crap. This is SO powerful & true.
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is why I want Lucille. Carry a barbed wire bat & folks will just leave you alone.
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Also we’re very tired of his whiny little bitch routine. Natalie should take his phone away & give him a pacifier.
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You don’t get to decide how credible she is - that’s not how any of this works. You would think in this very specific moment in time, you’d have the sense to read the room about sexual abuse & shut the hell ip, but here you are.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you're in these states, *TODAY* is deadline to register to vote. Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, Texas. Even if you think you've registered: doesn't hurt to check! And there's a lot happening across them. A thread with stakes on each. ⬇️
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Omg just stop trying to make Rahm Emanuel happen.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026
The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do you want zombies? Bc this is how you get zombies. (Also? We’re so not doing a pandemic under that 🍊 fuckwit again).
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
literally in the next 48 hours! be aware!
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Totally beside the point, but does that child not own any other shoes?! Girl. Learn to accessorize.
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Colorado friends. This entire 🧵 is important, but *TW* for DV. Do not let Victor Marx get away with yet more bullshit. He’s an insane, violent grifter & is unfit to hold any office anywhere.
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
GOOD. I hope those disgusting little bastards never get to see the light of day again after she’s done with them.
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Hell is empty and the devils are all here.” Abolish the death penalty.
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@brentterhune.bsky.social is always hilarious but the Strait of Hormel is 🧑‍🍳💋. I do miss the coughs at the end of the videos tho!
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m so sorry. 🫂
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hate being one of those people on social media, but THIS. I’m thisclose to lighting a match.
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Schitt's Creek: OBVIOUSLY
ALT: Schitt's Creek: OBVIOUSLY
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
57 men were in that group chat and did nothing and said nothing to help that girl and they are all cowards
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Layla & Piglet 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @laylapiglet.com · 28/09/2026
F*ck Cornell. Believe Women. Take Action. 😾😾😾
An ultra focused grey and brown tabby cat named Piglet.
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This entire thread is critically important and will prove that yes, it’s ALL men. Also, all of these subhuman creatures should be shot into the sun.
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A pale ginger & white cap in a red & white Pope costume.
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And this is why I hate the gym. Just let us work out in peace, WITHOUT gawking or trying stupid ass pickup lines, and leave us the fuck alone.
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did China really send giant pandas or they are actually dangerous Chinese spies in panda costumes?? Somebody alert Tommy Tuberville.
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I made the theme my ringtone bc it’s so soothing.
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Guillotine: To the Guillotine!!!
Alt: Guillotine: To the Guillotine!!!
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ugh. Gross. Why are they all so weird & disgusting & criminal!!?!
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not enough blue eyeshadow Ned.
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yay a new conundrum - am I nauseous from new meds or does the President make me feel this way?
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Beautifully written. And a kind reminder that we don’t ever know what is going on in someone else’s life. And social media people suck donkey butt.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 26/09/2026
"Ever wonder why women over fifty become invisible? It’s not because society no longer values them; it’s because they’ve changed into superior lizard beings who can smell misogyny and then wedge themselves into a tight crevice until the threat passes." buff.ly/F8vQT1N
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I Can’t Wait Until I Turn Fifty and Morph into a Lizard Person
“Ever wonder why women over fifty become invisible? It’s not because society no longer values them; it’s because they’ve changed into superior lizard beings ...
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brian nam-sonenstein @bson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ICE cannot do what it’s doing without local law enforcement. They need their manpower and infrastructure. That means if you want to stop ICE you are going to have to confront police collaboration and police power. I’m sorry but progressive hopes of avoiding this conflict are a recipe for failure.
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The hardest part is remembering to move your arms more than you normally do so they don’t get stiff. The heating pad does help with that too. Fingers crossed 🤞!
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Michelle 🖕🧊 @michellemv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
PJs and fuzzy socks and a heating pad. And extra snackies for you and Syvie. I did all 3 last year & it wasn’t bad at all - hope it goes well for you!
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