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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois" repost to receive his blessing

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

AI stealing my writing style is the most human thing it could be. Not good, but human.

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Name: Mike Age: i remember when the Berlin Wall fell Fave food: there is a chicken Parmn in Jersey City, been 20 years Birthday: same as Ken Griffey Jr Fave music act: don't have one Country: Appalachia Color: still green Season: Mr autumn man

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

sports podcasters are mad that some nobody is using their NIL to make a buck.... Which is at the heart of what all sports media is doing, using the NIL of athletes to make a buck.

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Ignotz Gasoline or Harry Petrol (Canadian)

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Question for those who know more than me: Is this less "being defiant" and more "we are desperate, and we need to get a mailing list together independent of the campaign"?

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

How much do dads love watching storms? Just set up on the balcony to call my dad while I'm watching this storm...

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Not sure everyone can appreciate the veteran dad moves here: 1. Rocking on the legs, save the arms and keeping cool 2. Hands up on each side, to reassure a nervous parent. 3. Eyes constantly moving. This kind of insight, plus the measured way of rocking, this is not his first baby.

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Molly Crane-Newman @mollycranenewman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

News: A Manhattan magistrate judge has determined Brad Lander is NOT GUILTY of obstructing elevators and an elevator lobby at 26 Federal Plaza while demanding access to ICE detention cells last summer

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Born and bred in NJ, from the Taylor Ham part of the state. It's salty pork, which is fine. But it's little different from country ham that you can get in the whole south (where I live now).

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

/23 Responsibility is not a zero-sum game. It can be held by several people without diminishing anyone’s share. The administration set the tone here and gave the marching orders. It also started sending inexperienced dipshits to do grown-up jobs in politically motivated cases.

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I can order food in Greek, I can barely understand Spanish, I speak fluent English, but can understand and pick out Canadian accents.

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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

if you’re in the montgomery, alabama area have i got a DEAL FOR YOU

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

It's Neil Diamond, all other answers are wrong.

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Not the first, not the last time she's gotten stuck like this. She was calmly sitting and waiting for help.

French bulldog sitting with an empty chip bag on her head.

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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

i realized a long time ago that setting this video to the nfl primetime music would be the best thing i ever do on the internet i'm okay with that

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

It started as a joke, but I think it would be a print only daily newspaper, includes a giant sunday edition that you could read all week.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/04/2026

Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 24/04/2026

the real one is bad enough! who is doing this! (here's a GIF showing the edit)

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Proscriptions (political killings) in 1st Century BCE Rome and how they demonstrated that the Roman Empire did not start until the death of Nero and the start of the Flavian dynasty. I did not pull it all together.

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Anyone else slap their belly like a sumo wrestler entering the ring to project their strength and power......? Only me.....cool..

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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I think all the time about Jack Kerouac heckling Frank O’Hara that he was ruining American poetry & O’Hara responding without a beat, “That’s more than you ever did for it”

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Banging around my head "I Like to Party. I like to Havarti Party" sung to the tune of the Vengaboys Vengabus Is anyone else first realizing the Vengaboys include ladies? The 90s man. youtu.be/6Zbi0XmGtMw?...

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Vengaboys - We like to Party! (The Vengabus)

YouTube video by Vengaboys

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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 17/04/2026

Future CPSC PSAs will be, "Secure the carpets in your home to make sure your home robot avoids trip hazards."

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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

they should paint little people on the side of jd vance like he was a ww2 bomber

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Both these dumb-dumbs get special shots on a monthly basis, which requires a 2 hr round trip. I also bought that toy and have replaced the rope twice.

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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Here is the image, via @oliverdarcy.bsky.social, that stirred the White House's ire

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

It's giving real Sicilian Expedition vibes.....

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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/03/2026

According to White House sources, the confrontation began shortly after the 84-year-old former Senate Republican leader entered the Oval Office, looked around the room, and commented, “Looks like we’re early for the Easter service.”

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Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are

WASHINGTON—In a heated exchange that laid bare a growing schism at the highest levels of Republican leadership, President Donald Trump and Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) reportedly clashed in the Oval Of...

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Marco Shubio imo

Marco Rubio with outlandishly large shoes. but they COULD be bigger.

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

hmm I wonder what might happen if this got a certain amount of shares

Marco Rubio greeting Charles Schumer. His shoes seem too large... 🤔

close-up of Marco Rubio's suspiciously large shoe

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patrick mcneil (he/him) @patrickryne.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Please help me share the post below. I don’t have a huge following, but this nomination is a bit under the radar and deserves more attention. His committee vote is this Thursday.

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Dad's dad sold cameras in NYC to Time Life photogs for 40 years. Took care of my grandma's four brothers in the middle of the depression. Moms dad got into a jeep accident in Europe, lost an eye and most of his hearing. He continued to practice surgery and teach for several decades.

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Somehow, for the first time in 20 years I was listening to Catch 22 again last month. I must be psychic .

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Robert Sean Leonard, who may have moved back to New Jersey after House ended. Honorable mention to Andy Daly and Willie Geist (more niche).

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Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

One of every thousand American residents has been taken into custody by ICE in the last year.

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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

It's weird that they're both posting as if they don't live in puerto rico, where they both moved to avoid paying taxes

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Aurelius Raines II (He/Him) @aureliusr2.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

The Wright Museums Instagram page is HILARIOUS. Think The Office but it's the staff at a Museum for Black History. Better believe this is on my list of places to visit. Gentle Spades "I'm a veteran"

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🦋Special Kherson Cat🐈🇺🇦 @specialkhersoncat.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Slow-motion footage of Shahed being shot down with an M134D Minigun mounted on a Mi-8 helicopter.

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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Ive watched this about 100 times. This is why the internet was invented. Right here. Peak content.

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