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I think the more interesting take is how much its always been like this: I.E. How is SNL and the Tonight show not short form video? I'm also reminded of the media training in Bull Durham... Athletes, Politicians, celebrities are always desperate for attention.. this is how they get it now.

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I don't know the brand, but if you side or stomach sleep pillow like this saves your shoulders. It's worth the $35-$90

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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

They get more money when you finance, so they are financially incentivized to go that route.

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you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois" repost to receive his blessing

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I thought the divorce wasn't final yet.....

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I have had to buy every console and game since my NES, and GT was only like $40 in '98.

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Could be worse, a local doctor is always in clinic with a lab coat tailored so he can hip carry his 1911 Colt 45. Its a huge gun when it's inches from you in the middle of a physical exam for flu.

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Important follow-up: did your problems improve when you got laid more?

Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I answered a poll in the last VA Gov cycle. Like with any kind of statistics, or really numbers at all, it's more about how it's interpreted rather than the information itself.

Lots of courts don't have color printers and if the exhibits are in color, it might actually make it easier. Not sure what PACER does with color uploads...

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AI stealing my writing style is the most human thing it could be. Not good, but human.

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I was hoping you would benefit from the loss of the "presumption of regularity" but then remembered you're dealing with the 11th Circuit. It's such bullshit, but the unending uncertainty is maybe the worst torture.

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Is this a pound for pound title or just pure force?? Cause I assume like a 375 lb NT has to move a lot of mass, including with his toes? Same with grip strength, a huge dude needs more power just to walk....

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For brevity's sake, perhaps "your buddy Craig who works at 7-11 and is perma-stoned"

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Best choice I ever made was to hand write the entire VA bar exam. Makes me sound old, buy hard to fuck up pencil and paper. Also, law school should be two years and the third year should be a legal apprenticeship which allows you to waive the bar exam.

This is the kind of thing a Defendant gets tossed immediately.

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I've noticed in my small community that the youth sports for women are so much more successful. They closed school when the HS girls went to state a few years back. I wonder if that typical parental over involvement is driving some of this.

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Randy Marsh: I Thought This Was America!

It's the old dude hat trick, only way to improve is to get into a fistfight with the ref in the parking lot.

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ALT: Randy Marsh: I Thought This Was America!

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

His new campaign vehicle is a 97 Tahoe, so does he really need to say it aloud?

Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Wonder if someone has studied the benefit of beating your own party? Like some part of Trump's schtick is that Rs hated him first and he embarrassed them.

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

If we took some percentage of the local police budget and just used it to compensate people for property crimes, it would be a better and more efficient use of money.

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Actually, that's pretty much exactly what you pay for. When a client hires me they get to decide 3 things: do I testify, do I settle, and do I want to sue someone. I get to decide everything else, within the bounds of my ethical obligations. I often tell clients they pay me to get yelled at.

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Lawyer here, my clients have no idea how, when, or even why someone gets served. Just like they don't know what I put in my pleadings and papers. When you read an article that goes "sudeikis wrote in pleadings x" no he didn't. His lawyers wrote that and MAYBE gave him a chance to read it.

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Name: Mike Age: i remember when the Berlin Wall fell Fave food: there is a chicken Parmn in Jersey City, been 20 years Birthday: same as Ken Griffey Jr Fave music act: don't have one Country: Appalachia Color: still green Season: Mr autumn man

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Eh, my dad's been doing that for 45 years. It's not a memory thing, cause he remembers exactly what he paid for his 1976 Monte Carlo (grey with burgundy interior and swiveling front seats).

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Do you regularly get confused after a large bowl of chili for lunch?

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

If you don't regularly deal with Social Security, the Trump cuts have made it impossible to talk to a person. The downside to making such a big deal out of it is that they can't blame anyone else.

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

sports podcasters are mad that some nobody is using their NIL to make a buck.... Which is at the heart of what all sports media is doing, using the NIL of athletes to make a buck.

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Fagles did the Aeneid and then died, which is how a real classicist goes out. (For reference, Virgil famously died before completing the Aeneid.)

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Well the first was NJ and the second was VA, so.... America is truly a land of contrasts.

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Important punchbuggy process question, is it: 1. "Punchbuggy [color]" then hit, then auto "no punch backs" Or 2. "Punchbuggy" hit "[color]" ????

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Its a good test of whether the governor to POTUS pipeline still exists. For an outsider, the PA GOP seems like such a mess. Also I watched Youngkin spend 4 years trying to get into the national convo and he disappeared the moment he left office.

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

For me, he's got that Ron De Santis problem: looks good on paper, his in-state opposition is a joke, but when you get right down to it he gives like an updated John Kerry vibe. Who genuinely gets excited for this dude???

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I'm curious on your theory, because I would guess a lot of them are actual UM grads. The honors college pulls a lot of people from competitive families who "didn't want to go to an Ivy". I could definitely see it being a dog whistle too....

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

It's also really important to understand that even if your job, like as a lawyer, is about to be exceptionally clear in your language and you go back and forth 20 times over language.... Sometimes people are just gonna ignore what you said and go with their version. Even if it's obviously wrong.

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

One time, got the cable guy to come out and not only replace my cable line to the house (at least 30 years old)... But he left the ladder up and turned around so I could cut a vestigial phone that kept getting hung up on a tree.

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

His "best friend" died because he ignored his doctor and ate cold chicken and drank a bunch of wine. Alexander went insane with grief, basically killing himself through insane excess .

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

[pushes up glasses] Thessaloniki is the Boston of Greece, and it's most famous son is Alexander III (he wasn't great, unlike his father Philip). So really Colin Farrell was the original ancient Boston guy, frosted tips and all...

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Colin Farrell as Alexander The Great

ALT: Colin Farrell as Alexander The Great

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Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

You know what's also gritty, subways without a/c and bars where even if you didn't smoke you'd leave reeking of it. Like I would have to air out my clothes from Friday night all weekend even before I could wash them.

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Isn't this a question that is easily answerable at UVA, how many people are married within 5 years and how many men vs women are in the workforce? My personal experience is that way more of my female friends in law school have stopped working due to family.

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If there's one thing Ohio voters cannot identify with it's getting hammered on booze and pills and destroying property. Fans of THE Ohio State University would never sully the schools good name with such antics.

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They are clearly twins, and at best it should be "when Dad tries to make up his visitation from the last 3 months"

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Wwe World Wrestling Entertainment

Two things: -that is clear uncle behavior -im gonna need to see him sell that stunner, needs arms and legs a flailin'

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Ignotz Gasoline or Harry Petrol (Canadian)

Michael Reis @michaelreis.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Hopefully by calling collect and when asked to say your name say "mompleasecomepickusup" Cause do I look like I'm made of money???