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Michael

@michaelnotmikey.bsky.social
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I mostly talk about sports and make stupid jokes here. Chicago everything, LFC Legacy Fan, Colts, Expos, AFC Wimbledon, BVB, FCSP, Notre Dame, wrestling, etc.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 13h
An even bigger avocado called Hoss Avocados
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Michael @michaelnotmikey.bsky.social · 13h
Go Go White Sox! #CHWvsCLE #ALDS
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Kiley @kileywrestling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Be the kind of person who is so good you’re this loved, and be the kind of person who loves as hard as Hangman.
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Kiley @kileywrestling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you want to see some of Ben’s personality, you should watch his videos from UpUpDownDown. He was good friends with Austin Creed and was featured often.
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maura johnston @maura.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i hate that aew has to be so good at tribute episodes #aewdynamite #rippac
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
another incredible Murakami champagne celebration interview (via CHSN White Sox)
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 01/10/2026
This Jon Moxley promo was after AEW All Out. MAN #AEWDynamite
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AEW On TV @aewontv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For one night, Bryan Danielson and Jon Moxley are brothers once more #AEWDynamite is live as we pay tribute to the life and legacy of PAC on TBS and HBO Max
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DJourn @djourn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nothing can be more beautiful than the reality embedded in the performative art of professional wrestling.
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Michael @michaelnotmikey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The last time the White Sox swept a playoff series in Houston, they ended up winning the World Series. Just saying.
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Yakuzombie: Like a Draghoul @manofsuds.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've seen enough. The White Sox will not only win the rest of their postseason games, but also never trail in their games. Some people are saying they may never lose again, in fact.
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 28/09/2026
Wrestlers pay tribute to PAC. ❤️
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Michael @michaelnotmikey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Mr. Sandman" by the Chordettes but the "Yes?" midway through the song is Frank Nelson
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Michael @michaelnotmikey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Hot Dog Bossa Nova from the Grow commercial is leading the Banger of the Year race.
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Endless Mike @squirrelsquirrel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It is right and just to constantly talk about how much things were *supposed* to cost if AI shitheads weren't constantly making everything worse
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Andrew Beasley @andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 20/09/2026
As disappointing as the Fulham game was, that’s three league clean sheets on the spin. Longer than the longest run last season. Equals the best of the title season and Klopp’s last dance. That’s something to build on. Up the Reds.
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Michael @michaelnotmikey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Three points and a breath of fresh air! Gakpo, Wirtz, and Isak combined both masterfully and a little luckily for the goal. Koumas should have had a second in stoppage time. A positive note before the international mega-break. Onward, Reds! #BOULIV #LFC #YNWA #RedSky
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Michael @michaelnotmikey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK! Big Alexander makes up for his earlier profligacy with a great reaction to Wirtz's skillful flick, and Liverpool finally has a lead! Get in, Reds! #BOULIV #LFC #YNWA #RedSky
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Michael @michaelnotmikey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Isak has been hitting every ball like a mortar shot, extremely fast and almost directly straight up in the air. #BOULIV #LFC #YNWA #RedSky
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Once again, Trump’s foreign policy isn’t really realist, or imperialist, or neoroyalist, or about spheres of influence, etc. Its sexual predation/abuse elevated the level of the state
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AndCouldHePlay7 @andcouldheplay7.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
HAVE THAT YOU SPORTS-WASHING CUNTS.
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Michael @michaelnotmikey.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
SZOBOSSSSSSSSS!! Our Hungarian Supermodel salvages a point by roofing it from the spot! Great work by Muñoz to win the pen, although I halfway expected the decision to be overturned by VAR. Get in, Reds! #NEWLIV #LFC #YNWA #RedSky
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Michael @michaelnotmikey.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Liverpool's defense so far has been soft butter. Shredded by pace. Newcastle easily could have four by now. #NEWLIV #LFC #YNWA #RedSky
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Michael @michaelnotmikey.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Goddamnit.
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Michael @michaelnotmikey.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
CODYYYYYYYY! After narrowly missing the top corner a moment ago, Gakpo hits the bottom corner from distance to bring Liverpool level. Showing why it would be a mistake to sell him. LFC has been second-best so far, but now a chance to get back into the game. Get in, Reds! #NEWLIV #LFC #YNWA #RedSky
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Michael @michaelnotmikey.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Terrible goal to concede. Kerkez not shining bright there. #NEWLIV #LFC #YNWA #RedSky
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Michael @michaelnotmikey.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Man Utd does not need a new midfielder, and those who argue otherwise tend to baleba the point a bit.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Trib Ed board deciding how to react to young people downtown
Family guy skin color chart meme
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Michael @michaelnotmikey.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Can't wait to see who'll perform at the Halftime of Extra Time Show. #ESPARG
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Michael @michaelnotmikey.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Getting sent off in the final is on-brand for Enzo Fernandez's brand of villainy. #ESPARG
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Dan @golazodan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
DIANA PRINCESS OF WAAAAAAALES
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Michael @michaelnotmikey.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Arise, SIR Thomas Tuchel #ENGARG
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Michael @michaelnotmikey.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Jude is strapping England to his back and making his case for the Golden Ball. #NORENG
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Michael @michaelnotmikey.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Really would've been something to see Mo and Egypt in the quarters (and in a really winnable tie at that). #ARGEGY
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
So pretty much the worse thing that can befall any team is Trump taking a rooting interest.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Welp
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Michael @michaelnotmikey.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Honestly, good on Belgium. Grateful they put a quick end to this cursed USMNT run.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Belgium’s team celebrated their victory over the US by mocking Trump’s signature double jerk off dance move.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Team Belgium’s response to the US after the match.
Team Belgium responds to US:
Belgian Red Devils @BelRedDevils:
Overturn this. #USABEL
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Michael @michaelnotmikey.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The only justice in #USABEL is if Balogun gets sent off again before doing anything of note and/or Belgium just run away with the game. Fuck Trump, fuck FIFA, and fuck their ugly corruption.
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Danielle Blake @abradacabla.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
*watching Spain-Portugal and a breaking story on this app* well I think rapists should lose things they’re trying to win
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Michael @michaelnotmikey.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Best Merino since Dan. #PORESP @meninblazers.bsky.social
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Michael @michaelnotmikey.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
On the bright side, Virg, Cody, and Ryan will get a break before LFC pre-season activities begin.
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 30/06/2026
Cody Gakpo scores just days after losing an unborn child 😭
Gakpo celebrates goal with teammates
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
They bought all the props from Man In The High Castle
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Michael @michaelnotmikey.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
On the bright side, Wirtz will get a break before LFC pre-season activities begin.
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
#EndALS This disease needs awareness and SO much more funding for research. Please consider if you have the means
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James Nalton @jdnalton.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Lumumba Vea sends a message, highlighting the conflict in DR Congo and the media's silence on the matter, as seen when the media use his image in the stands without mentioning what and who he represents. Photo by Heuler Andrey.
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