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Michael Lammer

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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
social media is a nightmare these days, but i just need to say: the way you talk about strangers’ experiences of sexual assault tells the survivors in your real life whether or not you can be trusted with their stories and their safety. and there *are* survivors in your life, so don’t fuck it up.
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton could have been a billionaire, and decided that things like widespread access to books and vaccines was a better use of her money. RIP to a real one who never lost touch of her roots, didn’t hesitate to stand up for others, and deliberately chose community over cash.
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Michael Lammer @michaellammer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It's-a me, Brain Tumor
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 06/07/2026
SOMEONE MENTIONED IT. You know the rules. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPCJ...
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Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
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Michael Lammer @michaellammer.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Me watching the beekeeper in 2024: Haha Jason doing Jason things Me watching it today: This is probably far too accurate in how this administration is funded
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time
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Scoiattolo @scarnecchia.net · 25/04/2026
It's today, today!
 Top panel shows outdoor nighttime scene with group of people in formal attire standing in conversation, with text overlay "Describe your perfect date." Bottom panel shows close-up of two people holding microphones - man in burgundy jacket on left and woman with reddish hair wearing sash on right. Man's response reads: "That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket."
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Michael Lammer @michaellammer.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Trying to tell contractors that are working at a different house what to do is more than a little weird isn't it?
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OmegaMagus - WIP arc @omegamagus.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Felt cute today, might delete later. 💅 #OmArt #art
A drawing of my femsona sitting very cutely on top of a brick wall. She is wearing a white sleeveless sweater, highwaisted jeans, a purple bracelet, purple shoes, and glasses. Text is laid over the image that reads: "Repost if you like boobs or if you desperately crave for the AI bubble to burst and consequences to happen to certain men in power." My watermark is also over the image at a lower opacity.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/03/2026
that they have kept their relationship intensely private to the point that this is how we find out is probably the best sign they might actually make it anyway, rules are rules, here is the exact moment she fell in love
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Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
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Trick Charles, PI 🎃 @nickcharles.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Internet law still prevails.
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Elizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Murderbot says, "Become Ungovernable"
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Lisa Rowe 🏳️‍🌈 @txvoodoo.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I don't know why but I feel like we all could use this tonight. You know the rules. See it, repost it. Tagging @angryblacklady.blacksky.app cause it makes her smile www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brq-...
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Tom Holland's "Umbrella" | Lip Sync Battle
YouTube video by Comedy Central Asia
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Ken Burnside @kenburnside.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Ladies, find yourself a man who's willing to dress up in a French Maid outfit and do a mating dance worthy of a Richard Attenborough documentary on national TV. Men, if you can't do this, you should find another hobby you *can* do this well.
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Michael Lammer @michaellammer.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I got my MRI but they haven't asked me to identify a giraffe.
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Michael Lammer @michaellammer.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Was Kennedy always name dropped in cult of personality? I thought it was James Dean.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2025
there aren’t a lot of purely good things on the internet but “you have to share Tom Holland doing Umbrella” is one of them
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Kerry Reid (she/her) @kerryreid.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
A friend took this at a rally today and I barked laughing.
Sign at rally with picture of Malort bottle reading Go Ahead...Chicago Drinks Tear Gas By The Ounce.
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Erin L. Thompson @artcrimeprof.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Judson Memorial Church (New York), instructing us that “if empathy is a sin, sin boldly.”
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
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Film Crave @filmcrave.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
It's been 8 years since the iconic moment Tom Holland lip-synced "Umbrella" by Rihanna for Zendaya. 🎥
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Ward Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Somehow, the future is both going to be a dystopian techno sci-fi hellscape AND we're gonna have coal and measles and robber barons and a permanent underclass. Philip K. Dickens
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David A хакер @riskymanag3ment.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
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𝖑𝖔𝖗𝖆 ✨🧜🏻‍♀️ @electrifying.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————dash @dascho.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
apparently we doing engagement bait skeets now. for every like this post gets i’ll post something i like (or pics of my cats or something). for every reskeet i’ll give the cats a treat
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
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SubRosa )✿( Magick (chat to book a reading) @subrosamagick.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
#libraries
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Damien Marie AtHope Ⓐ 🚩🏴🌍 @damienmarieathope.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
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Jynx Yosei ✨️2.0 @jynxyosei.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Always remember
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Michael Lammer @michaellammer.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
I almost died on election day 2020 and somehow this was worse
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
no matter what happens next week, there will be people in your community who need your help. if you’re feeling powerless or afraid, asking “what help can i give, even if the worst happens?” is a good way to channel your fear into something beautiful. i promise, there’s something good you can do.
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🦝 Pepper Raccoon: Trash Priestess 🦝 @pepperraccoon.com · 18/10/2024
New bsky people! I've done a few goofy posts about following me, but here's the real intro: I'm an artist based in NZ who sells her premium merch around the world! I love magic, nature, spooky vibes, and making quality things that bring joy! My website: pepperraccoon.com And follow for more <3 #Art
The artist, Pepper Raccoon, posing with her long brown curly hair and wearing a No Gods Just Trash tee of her own design, featuring a raccoon snarling.Two models wearing Pepper Raccoon's Big Death Energy t-shirt, featuring a white skull and a purple snake, and handlettered blackletter font. The model on the left has space buns, and is pushing her hair out of her face. The model on the right has glasses and a beard, and is pulling his denim jacket open to show the shirt.A pile of brightly coloured stationery by Pepper Raccoon, including stikers, sticker sheets, and notepads, featuring witchy books, potions, pens, and more.A rainbow anodised enamel pin of Pepper Raccoon's cosmic cat, a silly cartoon cat with stars for eyes and its tongue sticking out. It is pinned on a denim jacket.
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C Hanna @chcowgirl.bsky.social · 26/08/2024
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Joshua Holland @joshuaholland.bsky.social · 25/08/2024
It’s telling that Walz is “redefining” American masculinity. The guy’s a stereotypical macho man—veteran, hunter and football coach—but the fact that he’s also a nice dude makes it a paradigm shift. He isn’t known for his knitting skills. We’ve just come to associate masculinity with being a dick.
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Katie Moussouris (she/her/she-hulk/she-ra)🌻 @k8em0.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
If you care about your friends, whether they seem vulnerable or not, do not touch or be unmasked around them when you or a household member are sick. If you get a healthy person sick, you’re still spreading sickness in the community & will eventually endanger a vulnerable person.
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 30/07/2024
hank hill: are y'all the weirdos?
cultists: we're not weird! we just don't want george soros flying illegals into our cities and paying women to have abor-
hank hill: this is it
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Michael Lammer @michaellammer.bsky.social · 22/04/2024
@ellearmageddon.bsky.social I just wanted you to know that you are amazing
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Micah @rincewind.run · 16/01/2024
tonight is a good reminder that we all (leftists, liberals, leftists in a blood feud with the first group of leftists) have more in common than we think making fun of Ron DeSantis is the great political equalizer
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