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Michael W

@michaelfm4.bsky.social
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Music (the Five Mod Four) booking (Communication Madison) cooking (vegan) camping (pop up). 5th generation Wisconsinite.

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Michael W @michaelfm4.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Amazing use of hyphens throughout this business's signage.
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Michael W @michaelfm4.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
1. Algorithms love repetition 2. Local radio and retail have been killed 3. Similar to in sports, you simply cannot compare a current performance to one from generations ago
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Michael W @michaelfm4.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The “Metroid Ravenous” font generator used to write “Macklemore and Ryan Lewis”
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Michael W @michaelfm4.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The “Metroid Ravenous” art and font. I was trying to come up with the most innocuous celebrity name resembling “Metroid Ravenous” and what I came up with here was “Michelle Branch.”
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Michael W @michaelfm4.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
make a band edible Judas Peach
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Michael W @michaelfm4.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
make a band bigger Emerson, Ocean, and Palmer
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/08/2026
these people really want to make "racist" akin to a slur rather than what it is, a straightforward label for a set of beliefs and views. if you don't like the label because you, correctly, associate it with degenerate chuds, then get better beliefs
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Michael W @michaelfm4.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You just gotta say “ good morning” while you eat it
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
last christmas i gave you my harp the very next day you gave it away what the hell you expressed interest in learning concert harp
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ered @ered.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Seen some talk of unethical fiction, so here’s my take
Three panel comic titled Unethical Fiction: 
1. Made with AI
2. Printed on human skin
3. The author uses their profits to fund a hate group.
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Michael W @michaelfm4.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This was the ongoing storyline when I first clicked on Achewood Dot Com. "What's the Best Thing You Got"
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Michael W @michaelfm4.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
We are failing our children, example number infinity
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Michael W @michaelfm4.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
this was a reply to someone with a movie character avatar saying Tim Robbins was an unimpeachable hero of the left
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Michael W @michaelfm4.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
If you’re an Apple TV subscriber who’d like to see Jake Johnson play two different types of jerky doofus, this is your lucky month! THE DINK is a hilarious sports movie, and MAXIMUM PLEASURE GUARANTEED is a top-notch crime/thriller series.
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Michael W @michaelfm4.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
That one suspicious photo really ended the conversation, dinnit
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Millennials if Sufjan had completed the 50 States Project
Gleaming utopian city meme
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Michael W @michaelfm4.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
“Salsa made in New York City”
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Michael W @michaelfm4.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Double a film. I’ll go first DOUBLE WHITE FEMALE
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Michael W @michaelfm4.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You’ve hootied your last blowfish
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Michael W @michaelfm4.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I’m a Loser: A Creep Movie
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Michael W @michaelfm4.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Parent Trap but for elbow surgeries
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jamie loftus @jamieloftus.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
spencer pratt is going to start a forest fire as revenge
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Michael W @michaelfm4.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
all Chicago edition: Lunch Me Tomorrow Will You Still Lunch Me? I Don’t Wanna Live Without Your Lunch No Tell Luncher Brand New Lunch Affair (Part 1 and 2)
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Michael W @michaelfm4.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.
Two cats bat at each other from opposite sides of an overturned cardboard box in a living room in the Midwestern United States
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Michael W @michaelfm4.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Make a movie into a porn title: Debbie Does Dallas Buyers Club
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Michael W @michaelfm4.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The Fast and the Furious and Grogu Kicking and Screaming and Grogu Lars and the Real Girl and Grogu Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels and Grogu
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Michael W @michaelfm4.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Happens to the best of us
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Michael W @michaelfm4.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Slightly increase a band And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Critical but Stable Condition
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Michael W @michaelfm4.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Slightly increase a band Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Middle Aged
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Michael W @michaelfm4.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Name your top 15 TV shows ever: NewsRadio Home Movies Venture Bros Mystery Science Theater 3000 Adventures of Pete & Pete Night Court Columbo Futurama Parks and Recreation The Good Place Arrested Development The West Wing Kipo & the Age of Wonderbeasts Over the Garden Wall Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
bulletproof vests made out of ballroom
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Michael W @michaelfm4.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Name a game you've completed more than six times
A scene from the NES release of Dragon Warrior. A Drakee (the third weakest enemy in the game) has attacked you, and you are almost dead. You have no magic points left, and you probably have no items worth using for this battle, so your options are to FIGHT or to RUN.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds
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Michael W @michaelfm4.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
This belongs in a museum.
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Michael W @michaelfm4.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
In this administration, the glass ceiling is underneath the bus.
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Michael W @michaelfm4.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865) Home Movies (UPN / Adult Swim, 1999-2004)
Illustration from the TV show Home Movies. The main character, Brendon, lounges across a TV holding a home video camera. His friends Melissa and Jason stand on either side of the TV. Jason is picking his nose.
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Michael W @michaelfm4.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Bluesky is being haunted by some sort of Regino Specter
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/04/2026
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-…
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
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Michael W @michaelfm4.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
@nevernotfunny.com 20th anniversary show today! I got in line early (but forgot to apply sunscreen).
Flappers marquee showing the Never Not Funny anniversary show. I carefully cropped out Jay Leno and Jeff Garlin from the marquee because they both suck.
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Jesus Lizard Superstar 🖤 🐀🐀🐀 @acekatana.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
every single fucking photograph of this guy looks like his game of three card monte was just interrupted by a beat cop clearing his throat
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Michael W @michaelfm4.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Depluralize a movie: Dial M for Crow
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
thing about fascist bootlickers & oligarch enablers is everything that they try to create is dogshit. Doesn’t matter what arena it’s in, they’re just so bad at everything. Sucks not to have a soul! Also bad for any kind of creative or narrative venture. Every single thing they touch, same result:
Applejack and Spider-Man look down over a building ledge and Spider-Man says do you see this shit Applejack
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Michael W @michaelfm4.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Such range
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again
Two ceramic pigs labeled "pigs with no specific duties"
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Michael W @michaelfm4.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Wake up, babe, they're faking the lunar landing in New Franken, Wisconsin
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
In retrospect it totally tracks why a guy who has no friends wouldn’t get why you need allies
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Michael W @michaelfm4.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
My son and I watched Stop Making Sense a few years ago. He asked if I had any of their albums. This gave me the opportunity to recreate a classic Onion article.
A father and son sit on a couch. The son is holding Talking Heads’ Remain in Light LP and looks down at it. The father smiles approvingly at the son.
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Michael W @michaelfm4.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I’m WOKE MAPPING Check it and see We’re taking District Number Hundred-and-Three
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Michael W @michaelfm4.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Sinema walked through Senate in mismatched bold patterns so that Fetterman could run through Senate in gym shorts.
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