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mbender 🥑

@michaelbend.ing
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Math and programming enthusiast. Will complain loudly about zoning laws and civil forfeiture if you let me. Little Burgher. One Boxer. 🧊🍑

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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 03/10/2026
Sometimes its time to let the voices win a little and let your girlfriend cut your hair at 2am and then shave the rest off the in morning
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 12/09/2026
Reupping this in light of the news that we keep finding rougue AI swarms
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 11/09/2026
What's a good xrisk for someone to worry about for someone just getting into dooming?
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DrDinD.bsky.social @drdind.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Trump: I am renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America. Seneca Nation, citing 1794 treaty signed by George Washington: Not so fast, Orange Man. thehill.com/homenews/adm...
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Seneca Nation requests reversal on ‘Lake America’ executive order
Seneca Nation President J. Conrad Seneca called Friday for President Trump to rescind his order to rename Lake Ontario as “Lake America,” citing a 225-year-old treaty between Native Americans and t…
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 18/04/2026
The strait of Hormuz is open but there are two guards one who only tells the truth and one who only tells lies
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 07/08/2026
My AI company told me the AIs keep breaking out sandboxes & hacking people so I asked how many sandboxes he has & he said he just makes another sandbox & puts a new AI in it afterwards so I said it sounds like hes just letting AIs out to hack people then Sam Altman started crying
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 27/08/2026
The problem with orchestrating with other agents is you eventually run out of other agents compute
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 09/08/2026
My experience in Iceland so far
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 07/08/2026
My AI company told me the AIs keep breaking out sandboxes & hacking people so I asked how many sandboxes he has & he said he just makes another sandbox & puts a new AI in it afterwards so I said it sounds like hes just letting AIs out to hack people then Sam Altman started crying
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 04/07/2026
Happy america eve everyone make sure you leave out cheeseburgers for uncle sam so he knows you're good red blooded American and brings you fireworks
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 14/06/2026
Eventful day at the first meeting of the new cuyahoga county democratic party central committee. The event was just going to be a swearing in and voting for a new chair but the power suddenly went out and the officers had to scramble to find a portable microphone.
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 08/06/2026
Catholic Yoda: Begun the 30 years war has
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 03/06/2026
Food $200 Data $150 Rent $80 AI tokens $3,600,000,000 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 03/06/2026
Lore drop: Sometimes when I am walking at night and I see a skunk I will hiss so it runs away from me
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 19/05/2026
Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Tubes of Garlic $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The GOP's Louisiana is basically Orban's Hungary. apnews.com/article/new-...
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Louisiana Republicans eliminate elected position days before an exoneree was set to take office
Louisiana Republicans have eliminated the office an exoneree was set to take after being overwhelmingly elected to the New Orleans-based seat. Republican Gov.
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 18/04/2026
The strait of Hormuz is open but there are two guards one who only tells the truth and one who only tells lies
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
"student must have taken organic chemistry and biochemistry" nooooo i can be trusted with insulin and proteins i promise 🥺 hire me for your student research position 🥺
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
wait why are they climbing back into the capsule come back
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 11/04/2026
Quote of the day: Oh thats a boatship not a spaceship
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Judge Blackwell has ordered ICE to provide for clergy visits to detainees in the Whipple building in Minnesota. Earlier: www.politico.com/news/2026/02...
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 16/03/2026
So if Claude is Kiki which AI is Bouba?
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 06/03/2026
One must imagine Hegel loving Shonen Anime
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 20/02/2026
Happy trump tarrifs struck down by scotus day to all who celebrate
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Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
BREAKING: The Trump administraiton has committed a mass violation of ICE detainees' constitutional rights in MN, effectively blocking their acess to attorneys in the Whipple building, a judge ruled tonight. The judge: Trump appointeee Nancy Brasel storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
This episode has been a nightmare for my city and state, but I hope people realize it’s also a profound defeat and political catastrophe for Trump and DHS, who are slinking away having accomplished nothing. Minneapolis simply wouldn’t bend to them and they lost
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Sarah McLaughlin @sarahemclaugh.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Imagine finding out that the government is issuing secretive orders to unearth your personal information and then sending federal agents to question you — all because you sent an email criticizing the life-or-death decisions the government makes. This is happening in the United States.
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Opinion | The Trump administration is using secretive orders to crack down on dissent
Sarah McLaughlin: The Department of Homeland Security is reportedly abusing oversight-free administrative subpoenas to chill protected speech.
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 06/02/2026
Two weatherman develop a secret love affair while ice and snow keep them in the studio Sleeted rivalry
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 04/02/2026
an ex-Republican pastor is one of the central organizers in the anti-ICE effort in Springfield OH www.nytimes.com/2026/02/03/o...
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Opinion | In Ohio, I Caught a Glimpse of the New Resistance
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
ICE OUT
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
the mods may struggle with the THIRTY-FOUR THOUSAND new anti-ICE resistance members. but ICE, numbering a paltry 3000, will be annihilated by them
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 31/01/2026
straight up Gestapo shit
DHS: Want affordable housing? Help report illegal aliens in your area. Call 866-DHS-2-ICE.

If you are an illegal alien, you can take control of your departure using DHS.GOV/CBPHOME.
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POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I haven't been in an occupied areas, but so far I haven't done anything illegal, and my preparations for the possibility of the regime coming to my city have all been for legitimately lawful and peaceful activities, and I frankly don't have the tech or other savvy to avoid getting on lists 1/3
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 31/01/2026
If I understand Hegel correctly our goal should be to murder the time ghost so we can end History
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Djinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Just wanted to chime in and offer some pushback: when you're a journalist, you can actually see everyone's name above their head, like a Minecraft server
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
OUR SAFETY COMES FROM OUR NUMBERS, NOT OUR ANONYMITY
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Djinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The Minneapolis resistance is getting object lessons in what wrecking is in real-time, but unfortunately the lesson doesn't seem to be taking
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
ICE reportedly has a tool where they circle a geography and get the names of all the cell phone users within it. The key to defeating this technology is not "smashing your cell phone with a hammer" but "recognizing that having a list of 30 people who are recording you in public is not very useful"
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
For all the discussion of doxxing federal agents, there’s essentially no discussion of how those agents are taking steps that attach severe punitive measures that stretch across wide swaths of the federal bureaucracy against people acting lawfully.
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Aaron Ross Powell @aaronrosspowell.com · 29/01/2026
I’m telling you guys, it’s the leaded gasoline.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
It’s not quite true to say nothing has changed, I think. Bovino had a particularly paramilitary style, where he’d roll around in force and tear gas entire neighborhoods, and we haven’t seen that. But ICE is still swarming and if anything aggression against observers has increased.
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 29/01/2026
The official stance if Hoffman on ICE/DHS in Minnesota is basically "the beatings will continue until morale improves
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 29/01/2026
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Scott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Calling the Gestapo “the Gestapo” is causing the Gestapo to act like the Gestapo.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
So it’s another blackmail effort.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Do not fall for this garbage. DHS came into my city with an offensive posture, conducted itself as an invader, often attacked residents without any plausible connection to immigration enforcement, violently seized people off the streets. Now it’s our fault people died?
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Block Club Chicago @blockclubchi.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
"Abolish ICE" was submitted 9,200 times for Chicago's snowplow naming contest, records show. blockclubchi.co/3ZAnDTZ
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
After being held in two of them as a boy, I fought for decades urging America to never again build concentration camps and put human beings in them. It breaks my heart to watch this happen twice now in my own lifetime.
Screenshot of an X.com post by The Associated Press (@AP) stating that dozens of immigrant families protested for better treatment behind fences at a Texas detention facility, where a 5-year-old Ecuadorian boy and his father were sent after being detained in Minnesota. Below is a video thumbnail showing a crowd gathered outdoors along a fenced walkway; many people wear bright blue or red outerwear, and some hold signs.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
MN > ICE
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