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mbender 🥑

@michaelbend.ing
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Math and programming enthusiast. Will complain loudly about zoning laws and civil forfeiture if you let me. Little Burgher. One Boxer. 🧊🍑

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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 03/10/2026
Sometimes its time to let the voices win a little and let your girlfriend cut your hair at 2am and then shave the rest off the in morning
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 29/09/2026
Not really Rationalism can account for this as a collective action problem Its actually very similar to the tragedy of the commons. I.e. its the same reason overfishing happens.
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 12/09/2026
Reupping this in light of the news that we keep finding rougue AI swarms
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 11/09/2026
Current contender is 'the steppe nomads' courtesy of a friend
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 11/09/2026
What's a good xrisk for someone to worry about for someone just getting into dooming?
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 01/09/2026
rename the United States of America to "The America America of Americas"
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DrDinD.bsky.social @drdind.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Trump: I am renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America. Seneca Nation, citing 1794 treaty signed by George Washington: Not so fast, Orange Man. thehill.com/homenews/adm...
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Seneca Nation requests reversal on ‘Lake America’ executive order
Seneca Nation President J. Conrad Seneca called Friday for President Trump to rescind his order to rename Lake Ontario as “Lake America,” citing a 225-year-old treaty between Native Americans and t…
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 18/04/2026
The strait of Hormuz is open but there are two guards one who only tells the truth and one who only tells lies
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 29/08/2026
Ah yes the two genders
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 07/08/2026
My AI company told me the AIs keep breaking out sandboxes & hacking people so I asked how many sandboxes he has & he said he just makes another sandbox & puts a new AI in it afterwards so I said it sounds like hes just letting AIs out to hack people then Sam Altman started crying
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 27/08/2026
The problem with orchestrating with other agents is you eventually run out of other agents compute
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 21/08/2026
Cleveland has a light rail that goes from downtown to inside the airport
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 09/08/2026
My experience in Iceland so far
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 07/08/2026
My AI company told me the AIs keep breaking out sandboxes & hacking people so I asked how many sandboxes he has & he said he just makes another sandbox & puts a new AI in it afterwards so I said it sounds like hes just letting AIs out to hack people then Sam Altman started crying
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 05/07/2026
free him
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 04/07/2026
Happy america eve everyone make sure you leave out cheeseburgers for uncle sam so he knows you're good red blooded American and brings you fireworks
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 18/06/2026
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 14/06/2026
And now the backup lights are out So we're lighting the stage with out cellphones
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 14/06/2026
Eventful day at the first meeting of the new cuyahoga county democratic party central committee. The event was just going to be a swearing in and voting for a new chair but the power suddenly went out and the officers had to scramble to find a portable microphone.
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 12/06/2026
we're working on it
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 08/06/2026
Catholic Yoda: Begun the 30 years war has
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 03/06/2026
Food $200 Data $150 Rent $80 AI tokens $3,600,000,000 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 03/06/2026
Lore drop: Sometimes when I am walking at night and I see a skunk I will hiss so it runs away from me
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 26/05/2026
well you are quite the character and quite the artist combining those two things seems like a natural next step
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 24/05/2026
9/11 was basically coordinated by psudostate actors ie: a large reorganized group State actor like groups do this semi often. See: wartime behavior The assassin of Ferdinand basically got lucky lol My original point was more about individual actors or small groups (tho this wasnt stated)
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 24/05/2026
Yeah! Hence why it was a dumb think to do
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 24/05/2026
I mean maybe. I don't think its an effective statement &"was therefore ruining his life for no real effect. Which is dumb If its true we know how to easily get a bunch of ppl like that. Its telling no one has! Most people dont want to & the people who do aren't thinking straight or are kinda dumb
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 24/05/2026
I think a big part of the reason we havent seen more well planned attempts is that most smart, capable, stable ppl dont wanna assassinate ppl. Its one of the more recent attempts was just some guy leeroy jenkins-ing himself through hotel security. That was a dumb thing to do!
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 21/05/2026
to be clear the central committee is generally not a subcommittee It's the full governing body of the party
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 19/05/2026
Unicorn pee is the elixir of the bourgeois True leftists will power busses with centaur sweat
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 19/05/2026
Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Tubes of Garlic $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 13/05/2026
sheep
Sheep. Badly Drawn
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 11/05/2026
ppppppsh real mathematicians don't use sticks they write in the dirt with their foot (or have their graduate student write in the dirt with their foot).
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The GOP's Louisiana is basically Orban's Hungary. apnews.com/article/new-...
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Louisiana Republicans eliminate elected position days before an exoneree was set to take office
Louisiana Republicans have eliminated the office an exoneree was set to take after being overwhelmingly elected to the New Orleans-based seat. Republican Gov.
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 26/04/2026
Part of me wonders if its a mix of two things: 1.) People seem to think security completly failed (tho my impression is it worked and they got him fairly quickly). Certainly an unexpected breach could be a conspiracy. 2.) The guy had a stupid ass plan & maybe its hard to believe someones that dumb
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 26/04/2026
Apparently it bluesky thinks im posting in German I noticed it after my last post and switched it back to english
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 26/04/2026
I mean how would you like it if a giant creature who also gives you good just started poking you in the side It would be concerning
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 25/04/2026
Is he at least wining?
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 18/04/2026
The strait of Hormuz is open but there are two guards one who only tells the truth and one who only tells lies
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 17/04/2026
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 16/04/2026
This of course naturally contrasts with people who see you at a con and are "witnessing the badger"
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 15/04/2026
it's not a protected class? We give tax breaks for all sorts of things (having kids for instance). Some of which are straightforward give aways to certain groups.
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
"student must have taken organic chemistry and biochemistry" nooooo i can be trusted with insulin and proteins i promise 🥺 hire me for your student research position 🥺
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 11/04/2026
hello yes i am student i would like one insulin please
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
wait why are they climbing back into the capsule come back
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 11/04/2026
Quote of the day: Oh thats a boatship not a spaceship
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 10/04/2026
Theres a residency requirement of 14 years in the constitution You also cant have a title of nobility and hold office (the papacy kinda counts) without congressional approval so he might need congressional approval if the residency wasnt an issue
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 10/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a black sweater is standing in front of a wall with the word phrasing on it .
ALT: a man in a black sweater is standing in front of a wall with the word phrasing on it .
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 06/04/2026
i bet they even wear separate pants
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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 05/04/2026
non americans need to do a land acknowledgement anytime they mention the moon
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