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mbender 🥑

@michaelbend.ing

320 followers 2K following 687 posts

Math and programming enthusiast. Will complain loudly about zoning laws and civil forfeiture if you let me. Little Burgher. One Boxer. 🧊🍑

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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 09/08/2026

My experience in Iceland so far

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 18/06/2026

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 13/05/2026

sheep

Sheep. Badly Drawn

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 17/04/2026

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 22/03/2026

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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 19/03/2026

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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 29/01/2026

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 22/01/2026

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 21/01/2026

Based will stancil

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 25/12/2025

He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake He knows if you've been bad or good So be good for goodness sake

eye of sauron

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 09/12/2025

E-bike manufacturer:

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 29/11/2025

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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 02/11/2025

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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 28/10/2025

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 20/10/2025

Load bearing meme with AWS holding up the internet

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 29/09/2025

Pasta and garlic bread night!

G*rlic bread

Pasta

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 25/09/2025

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 18/09/2025

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 07/08/2025

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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 01/07/2025

Ha ha ha ha yessssss

Tombstone labeled "CEQA"
Guy giving piece sign near tombstone. The guy is labeled "YIMBYs"

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 07/06/2025

Happy pride bitches

My gay ass self at pride

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 01/06/2025

I diagnose you with gay

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 23/05/2025

And finally. A big Ole pot of curry

Before reducing

After reducing

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 23/05/2025

Took some time because i caramelized the onions

Onions raw

Onions caramelized

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 23/05/2025

Today was curry making day

Curry and rice

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 14/05/2025

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 10/05/2025

Looks like two bathrooms here M for Mini W for Wumbo

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 06/05/2025

ah sweet
man-made horrors beyond my comprehension

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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 01/05/2025

me finding out 4chan is back

"somehow 4chan has returned"

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 19/04/2025

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 19/04/2025

That's where you're wrong bucko

Wait it's all ohio?

Always has been

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 18/04/2025

If mixing orange Gatorade and Horchata is wrong I don'twanna be right

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 09/04/2025

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 09/04/2025

don't worry i fixed it for you

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 07/04/2025

Trolly meme

Trolly says tariffs
Person at switch says "congress"
People on tracks say "us economy"

Caption reads
"You can stop the trolly at anytime but you have to admit trumps was wrong"

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 06/04/2025

I feel like they're quickly beginning to argue something like: "it's not a jail It's a concentration camp"

"OK but that's worse"

"You do get how that's worse right?"

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 05/04/2025

Yoda meme with text "begun the trade wars have"

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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 04/04/2025

squidward looking outside of his window while spongebob and patrick are frolicking

squidward is labeled Americans
spongebob and patrick are labeled "South Koreans"

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 02/04/2025

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 31/03/2025

Simpsons Meme:
Panel 1: "This is the dumbest tax hike in US history"
Panel 2" "this is the dumbest tax hiki in US history so far"

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 29/03/2025

Me when I get the covid and flu vaccine, have a fever of 101F, and am literally shaking from chills: "fuck man idk about vaccines this of rough" Me when I see rfk jr in the news:

A banner that reads come and take it with a picture of a vaccine

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 29/03/2025

Me whenever rfk jr is in the news

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 29/03/2025

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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 27/03/2025

Alternative, slightly more ridiculous history

Hillary Clinton with the caption: "You've been added to 'Houthis PC Small group"

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 26/03/2025

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 26/03/2025

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mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 25/03/2025

Success

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 25/03/2025

Soon. Curry

Pot o curry

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 25/03/2025

Let's goooooooo

mbender 🥑 @michaelbend.ing · 25/03/2025