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I can't bring myself to buy any smeg kitchen appliances because of Red Dwarf.

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If you described what the US has done since the end of ww2, and particularly of late, without stating the nation itself people would demand sanctions against it like we have for Russia and others. It's as deserving as them as Russia.

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Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Need to harness the power of Bluesky, so reposts are appreciated. If anyone here, or anyone you know attends Bangor University (the Welsh one) and needs a room for the upcoming year, get in touch. One of my son's housemates has dropped out at the last minute, so their house is one short.

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Christianity makes a lot more sense when you realise it was created by St Paul, based on what Jesus said. Stop asking what Jesus would do. Start asking what Paul would do. That's how you can work out why Christians are the way they are.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Trump: Hudson Bay is now the Bay of America. The Northwest Passage is now the Trump Passage. People love the Trump Passage. Marco Rubio and Pete Hegseth disappeared up there years ago… New Private Eye on shelves now.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Bad news for Reform as Nigel Farage’s Clacton by-election after-party, “Farage Fest”, flouted licensing rules and the party failed to get Tendring council’s permission for the 11pm-11am bender at a local airfield.

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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Since its foundation in 1824 the bravery of Royal National Lifeboat Institution volunteers has saved more than 146,700 lives at sea. Hundreds of those volunteers have died attempting to save others. They are the best of us.

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God @thegodshow.com · 08/09/2026

If you can look at this photo without your heart breaking, then you don’t have a soul.

Palestinian children watching Lion King in Gaza

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Reform conference shock From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 09/09/2026

It's like the knuckle draggers that attack ambulances or fire engines, but worse because its race related. Support all the heroic life savers.

A drawing I did of the RNLI, probably the last time there was a right wing campaign against them.

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Every citizen of this country should have a mandatory year of living and working in a different country as part of their social education so they can see their home nation through fresh eyes.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Just reading here that Tiger Woods has been banned from driving for 5 years? That's a shame, he was lovely to staff last time he landed here.

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The only "two tier justice" I know about U.K. the U.K. is that American airmen can take and strangle women and American diplomats can kill people's with their car and neither of them went to jail.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

This year, wildfires have burnt up around 60,000 acres of rural land in the UK. As the incidence of wildfires in the UK increases, it has sparked a debate about whether traditional sheep grazing of the uplands raises or reduces their likelihood and intensity. Full story in the new Eye, out now.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Eco chamber: climate emergency From the new Private Eye, out now.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Trump: Do not worry, your president is SAFE! I’m inside an airport catering truck… New Private Eye on shelves now.

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HIGNFY @hignfy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Thames Water apparently paid its finance chief £1m, despite public fury over its bills and pollution. The executive is called Steve Buck, so we can expect him to pass the blame on to someone else

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Letters to the editor: Water shortage from Sir Herbert Gussett From the Private Eye archive. Issue 381, July 1976.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Our Social Media Trainee has jumped on that trend of surprising people with little notes. It’s so easy to make someone’s day.

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

You'll enjoy a real painting by a local artist much more than a print of a painting by a famous one. And you'll have absolutely made their day/week/month.

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 05/08/2026

Nasa employee: Oh hey u guys are back early.. Astronaut: Moon's full of rioting Amazon robots Nasa employee: What? Astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* Moon's full of rioting Amazon robots

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

The Voyager photo of Earth and Carl Sagan's pale blue dot speech should be rammed down the throat of every single person on this planet until we, as a species, finally understand our place in the universe.

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

People play Whamageddon where you deliberately do anything to avoid listening to the song Last Christmas during December. I play my own version, except it's anything at all by Coldplay, and lasts all year round.

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God @thegodshow.com · 04/08/2026

Republican Senators are voting to confirm Trump’s lawyer to be AG when it just came out that Capital One shut down Trump’s accounts under suspicion of money laundering and Trump wants exemption from being investigated for tax fraud. THESE PEOPLE ARE CRIMINALS.

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 01/08/2026

Clacton bin day leaflet, make sure the local Facebook and tiktok groups have a copy

Clacton bin day changes leaflet, introducing a new MP disposal service on 14th of August

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 31/07/2026

This has really pissed me off, if you're in the area and can afford it go and give the cafe owner some money to help fund the kids meals. And if he refuses buy yourself a nice coffee and tip him as much as you can. Fuck Reform taking food from kids in need. www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

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Reform council chief threatens to report café boss who fed kids for free to cops

EXCLUSIVE: Barry Ashley, who runs the Grumpy Cook café in Hastings, and Labour MP Helena Dollimore have been told by East Sussex County Council chief Andy Woolley that he plans to contact police after...

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Amazing. Malcolm from freight, taking an unbelievably lifelike waxwork model of Piers Morgan for display to Madame Tussauds.

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 27/07/2026

Now he’s announced his manifesto I can post these @countbinface.bsky.social

Count bin face election poster in the style of an old boxing match

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

It is very clear to me that the economy / immigration / drilling in the North Sea / the doubling of the Neasden Dual Carriageway / the unavailability of my favourite soya bread at my local supermarket is THE issue facing our country, From the new Private Eye, out now.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Damn. An American tourist has just sat down at the back of this plane. Delays.

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Melissa Eco Zealot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @melissamary2012.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

At least the supposed “shambles” of SNP ScotGov has not handed our medical records to a US private equity firm. Are #YouYesYet?

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History Cafe ☕ Ottoman Heritage @ottomanhistory.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

📷 Portrait of a Christian Woman from #Lemnos Island, 1870s. (Colored Photo)

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Full story online and in the latest issue: www.private-eye.co.uk/hp-sauce For the rest, including cartoons, Pseuds, Dumb Britain and all the other regulars, you’ll have to buy the magazine. 🧵3/3

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Days later, the Reform leader released photographs of him chinwagging with Elon Musk at Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago residence, and boasted he’d met vice-president JD Vance as well. And who was declared as the donor of the £15,276.72 flight? George Cottrell. 🧵2/3

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

One of the things Farage did manage to register as a financial interest during his time as an MP is payment for a flight from private jet hotspot Teterboro in New Jersey to Palm Beach, Florida for a “personal meeting” and visit from 14-17 December 2024. 🧵1/3

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

There was relief amongst police forces nationwide following the horrific murder of Ann Widdecombe, after it was confirmed that they’ll no longer have to conduct murder investigations into such cases, as the social media detectives on X have already solved them. From the new Private Eye, out now.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Fact: Once a plane is raised to 30 metres, our take off crane spins rapidly until it reaches launch velocity. We then cut the rope, saving up to 65% of the fuel normally used in a conventional take off. #Environment

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Although Trump might not have the attention span to be Supreme Dictator for life, there are fundamentally anti-democratic things happening in America that we should be worried about, says Helen Lewis. From Page 94, the Private Eye podcast, live at Hay Festival.

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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Right, that’ll keep the plane spotters away from the bottom of the runway, next job…

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 24/07/2026

I made some new cards. A6 £10 each, includes an envelope and p&p. Shout if you want one.

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God @thegodshow.com · 21/07/2026

Seen in Philadelphia.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Match of the Day 1066 From the Private Eye archive. Issue 952, June 1998.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

A historic day today as Keir Starmer hands over power as Prime Minister to Andy Burnham Good job it's Private Eye week to find out what's really going on! 🙏 Get the new issue out this Wednesday or subscribe at www.subsonline.co.uk More links in bio! #privateeye

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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Another one bites the dust.

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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

"My message to the people of the UK is that I'll train the new guy but you're going to have to stick with one of them eventually."

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