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Michael Gattozzi

@mgattozzi.dev
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'A bad programmer' according to the Orange Site, he/him

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 18m
The SoftBank Slides for this must have been incredible. Even better than the Goose Provides Value. Also good riddance they inflicted WeWork on us too
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 4h
Private Accounts or posts and the primitives for that network wide
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 6h
Yuuup
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 01/10/2026
This man sucks in a way that is somehow worse than some of the commanding officers I had who made us do pointless shit or had dumb policies. I thought SMA Chandler was bad with his dumb AR 670-1 policies but Hegseth takes the cake. Generational Army Idiot
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 01/10/2026
I’m not in anymore, but he’s the kind of guy every enlisted hates. Tells your Division to show up by 7am for some dumb speech, your battalion says be there by 630am, your company says 6, your platoon says 530 and so your squad is there at 5am to hear an officer high on their own supply 2 hrs later
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 01/10/2026
How your email finds me
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 01/10/2026
There ideas, not straight up suggestions but hopefully y'all can extract the nugget of what's frustrating from that. I think the main thing is I don't want to see extraction be so demphasized that it's not important at all, rather than the core experience. Excited for what y'all are cooking up :)
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 01/10/2026
Contracts that feel more. Important? Mainly it's go here, go there, don't die, maybe something fun on the map. I kind of am hoping for some more story. Accessing content more as a solo player would be nice in extraction mode (like upper complex) Not having to grind for mats on one map?
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 01/10/2026
Today's Milkshake Duck for ME personally bsky.app/profile/erin...
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 30/09/2026
Chaplains of all religions were some of the nicest coolest people I ever met in the military. This is awful.
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 30/09/2026
You can report without exposing someone’s identity you sicko. Burn in hell
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 30/09/2026
The GOAT
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 29/09/2026
Goes to show the best strategy is getting Trump voters to stay home and unengaged than to actually try to win their votes
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 28/09/2026
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Revolution was a masterpiece of a show. Wish I could watch it for the first time ever again. That's how you end it. 10/10
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 28/09/2026
Yeah we just found out one of the people in S1 isn't dead and is about to get some MAJOR exposition lore drop, but also this. Anime today wouldn't even dare.
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 28/09/2026
What's great about this show is that the filler episodes also advance the plot and lore. 10/10
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 27/09/2026
It's been hard. I find I have to just kind of stick to the easiest people in the route to recruit as I'll probably get them in a different route.
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 27/09/2026
Also fucked up to do a keynote for the tool you made, then shit on it in front of everyone who built their careers on it, and then have the gall to also shit on another language but whatever who cares my AI wrote it. It’s like every week this month this guy keeps poisoning things I like
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 27/09/2026
I think the worst part is that I genuinely think nothing will be done by leadership since all the people who would have fought to stop this were kicked or forced out years ago to the margins. The Foundation was co-opted by Amazon and corporate interests. Just demoralizing to see
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 27/09/2026
I do not want him in the Rust community fucking hell.
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 27/09/2026
or alternate timeline? okay wtf.
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 27/09/2026
oh man even this whole "I woke up in S2 with no memory and everything is chill now?!" plot. LMAO Code Geas is the og
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 27/09/2026
Straight up feels like this is Aldnoah.Zero tried to be lmao. Even the straight up "Who's the other pilot?!" plot
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 27/09/2026
Yeah okay holy shit S1 ending. Now to mainline S2
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 27/09/2026
Yeah holy shit this is good why didn't I watch this years ago? Also Euphemia, damn girl. That's yikes rough.
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 27/09/2026
That's a new movie or show coming out.
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 27/09/2026
Feels like a metaphor. Should be clawing that $19.2 mil back as well from the company.
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 27/09/2026
I finally know what scene lelouche screaming into the phone comes from :(
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holy shit
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 26/09/2026
I'M AT SOUP www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNcY...
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Code Geass: Soup Store
YouTube video by FrostyPebbles
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 26/09/2026
OKAY FINE I'LL FINALLY WATCH CODE GEASS www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6cQ...
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アニメ「コードギアス 星追いのアスパル」ティザーPV|Official Teaser Trailer "CODE GEASS Star Chaser Aspal"
YouTube video by コードギアスチャンネル CODEGEASS Channel
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Beatrix 🏳️‍⚧️ @beatrix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A screenshot of a post on X.com by JEFF (@jeffisrael25). The text reads: "Massachusetts absolutely cooking right now. Hub of the universe." Below the text is a trending bar that lists: "NOR'EASTER | LESBIAN BAR | RAT SUMMIT". The post has 979K views and was posted at 20:23 on September 24, 2026.
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 25/09/2026
Learned cena means dinner in Spanish and now my brain can’t stop thinking John Dinner
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 25/09/2026
That’s called Protestantism we count that
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 25/09/2026
We do, but as long as you don’t say these things out loud it’s kind of hard to prove in practice
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 25/09/2026
But no. No one could take a joke you could tell everyone traumatized from Twitter were trying to make it not that in maladaptive coping strategy ways instead of logging off
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 25/09/2026
There was a thread where pretty much everyone was in it known as the Hell Thread. Good times. Also everyone posting full Alf on main
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 25/09/2026
Conflicted feelings as this was both riveting and the Red Spotted Lanternfly an invasive species who must be destroyed at all costs
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Latte macchiato @latte.bsky.plasmatrap.com · 25/09/2026
Garbage is coming to landfill!!! 🔥🔥🔥
A screenshot of a post on X in dark mode by verified account Urbit (@urbit). The text reads: "Urbit is coming to @OmarchyLinux."
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 25/09/2026
I do find it funny that I somehow got put in a block list for using shitlib as a pejorative and not really knowing things apparently
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 25/09/2026
Taking 6d20 of psychic damage this morning Jesus christ
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 24/09/2026
I don't know how to describe it but this looks like "Live Laugh Love" for Harry Potter Millenials.
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Marathon @marathonthegame.bungie.net · 24/09/2026
We’ve got a lot to show you about what’s next for Marathon, from Nightfall Refresh in October, to Symbiosis in December, and Marathon’s evolution in March. youtu.be/YaLvrG6-kkM Hear directly from Del Chafe III and Julia Nardin: bung.ie/marathonfuture
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The Future Of Marathon (Part 1) | Bungie Dev Insights
YouTube video by Marathon
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 24/09/2026
The fact it doesn't sound high on it's own supply of tokens again is nice.
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 24/09/2026
Is it terminal if you can’t even get yourself to run your cli tools? Sorry sorry I’m trying to delete my brainworms
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 24/09/2026
Anyways related post cause they keep doing this. Truly clown shoes can’t air gap their own test env bsky.app/profile/elis...
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 24/09/2026
I think it would be really funny if they hit Sam Altman and his employees with the CFAA because they can’t secure their sandbox for the AI
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 23/09/2026
Mate the internet wouldn’t run without furrys and computers would not be built either. Those fur suits are expensive. You’re welcome to live in a cave and not participate in modern society bro
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 23/09/2026
🚨🚨🚨PARAMOUNT ASKED ELON MUSK FOR AN EQUITY INVESTMENT AMID PURCHASE OF HBO, WHICH HAS STREAMING RIGHTS TO THE "MUSK" DOCUMENTARY🚨🚨🚨
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