iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 28/09/2026

Yeah we just found out one of the people in S1 isn't dead and is about to get some MAJOR exposition lore drop, but also this. Anime today wouldn't even dare.

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 22/09/2026

I pet my cat too much and fair girl

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 22/09/2026

Has she sliced scars into both of my feet? yes. Is she perfect and Lucifer herself? Yes

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 17/09/2026

New Fire Emblem let’s fucking goooooooo

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 12/09/2026

AHHHHH MY FIRST RODEO MAG FOR THE BULLY SMG :D Paired with my Purple Circuit Tracer Chip, Suppressor, and Far Reach Scope Bully with the Robot Killer modifier? Oh yeah this bad boy is gonna go so hard

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 12/09/2026

Now that's a Free Kit Zero to Hero. Killed the guy who had it, who killed a guy who thought was the person in hauler (I was), then killed him, then killed the destroyer for the massive come up plus a key room. 1 person exfilled. God it's runs like this where I can't quit @marathonthegame.bungie.net

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 07/09/2026

Tree Law? I hope it's Tree Law time.

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 01/09/2026

Oh yikes nah they took donations from 37 Signals aka DHH. Probably cause of Omarchy

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 31/08/2026

What planet were you living on mate? www.bls.gov/opub/ted/200...

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 30/08/2026

A Mysterious Assassin Man just came up to me at the end of my run and gave me a bunch of golds and a Cryo Lab 6 Key?!? So like I just need people who can run that before the end of season so I can get that AI Subroutine 🫠

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 28/08/2026

Disco Elysium continues to be the seminal text of our time

You - “By the way, I’m a fascist”
The Deserter - “You’re not. You’re the part of the best self surrounding the *real * fascists, while they rape children. That’s what *you* are.”

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 27/08/2026

Been having a string of failures and load up with the gear on the left, then ganked a guy in their Blue Key Room and it had a Gold Backpack and the Gold Zeus Mod. I cannot complain. Rounds like this is why I play @marathonthegame.bungie.net

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 21/08/2026

This is why I can't quit @marathonthegame.bungie.net yo. When you come in on a free kit, absolutely merc the guy with the Firestorm Locker Keys, then use that to get the OTHER purple shield guy nearby and take all of his stuff too?! GOD DAMN I'M SHAKING. There is just nothing like it.

A truly amazing fill of purples and the Firestorm all from Perimeter. Just a sickly amount of loot

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 18/08/2026

You keep saying more sentences about Oregon and well

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 12/08/2026

HaVE yOu eVeR SaID ThaNK yOu OnCE?!

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 11/08/2026

Oh yeah this is going to be what I'm playing in the background at work today god damn

"Adobe Must Die" Patreon Edition from Hbomberguy

Runtime of 4 hours, 28 minutes, and 58 seconds

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 08/08/2026

I got my AP Code 11.59 today and it’s beautiful 🤩

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 07/08/2026

There’s got to be a better way to advertise this

A subway ad for a refurbished electronics company showing an N64 with the phrase

Smash your brothers

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 07/08/2026

I think the Ramen here is going to be good. Just a guess

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 07/08/2026

On the plus side I get to pick up this watch in NYC tomorrow and I am SO PUMPED to get my first AP watch. Probably need to get another few till they even let me get a Stainless Steel Royal Oak with a Blue Dial, but my wallet and I are fine with waiting for that

A render of an Audemars Piguet Code 11.59 (no complications just the date) with a silver bezel, gray watch face, white gold arms, and a gray/black rubber strap.

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 03/08/2026

You gotta kick the Nazis out asap or else you’ll turn into a Nazi Bar

Kicking a Nazi out as soon as they walk in
Medium
(transcribed from a series of tweets) - @iamragesparkle

I was at a shitty crustpunk bar once getting an after-work beer. One of those shitholes where the bartenders clearly hate you. So the bartender and I were ignoring one another when someone sits next to me and he immediately says, "no. get out."

And the dude next to me says, "hey i'm not doing anything, i'm a paying customer." and the bartender reaches under the counter for a bat or something and says, "out. now." and the dude leaves, kind of yelling. And he was dressed in a punk uniform, I noticed

Anyway, I asked what that was about and the bartender was like, "you didn't see his vest but it was all nazi shit. Iron crosses and stuff. You get to recognize them."

And i was like, ohok and he continues.

"you have to nip it in the bud immediately. These guys come in and it's always a nice, polite one. And you serve them because you don't want to cause a scene. And then they become a regular and after awhile they bring a friend. And that dude is cool too.

And then THEY bring friends and the friends bring friends and they stop being cool and then you realize, oh shit, this is a Nazi bar now. And it's too late because they're entrenched and if you try to kick them out, they cause a PROBLEM. So you have to shut them down.

And i was like, 'oh damn.' and he said "yeah, you have to ignore their reasonable arguments because their end goal is to be terrible, awful people."

And then he went back to ignoring me. But I haven't forgotten that at all.

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 28/07/2026

She won't let me put her in little outfits :( I hope y'all still enjoy cat pics.

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 27/07/2026

Free Migration, Nation, and Association baby

Every country in the world belongs to America. Yugioh meme

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 23/07/2026

Oh Pope, who art from Chicago, forgive me. For

An American I voted sticker changed to say I Malörted

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 21/07/2026

I can't believe this scene was cut from Christopher Nolan's Odyssey

From left to right:

An image of Polyphemus saying: I am Polyphemus who are you?
An image of Odysseus saying: Why I am Nobody from the island of Ligma.
An image of Polyphemus saying: Ligma?
An image of Odysseus stabbing Polyphemus in the eye saying: Ligma balls lol

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 21/07/2026

Watching Silo and oh shit that’s Jessica Atreides innit

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 19/07/2026

Whole Outpost lobby was working together, but didn't tell em about that gold. Think I earned it since I was handing out med drones left and right for the gang

A very rewarding free kit run with the M77 Interval Mag Prestige mod being one of the spoils

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 17/07/2026

AQI is at 270 and I’m holed up in my house like

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 14/07/2026

I am going to be dead all week gross

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 12/07/2026

After a string of losses, using a blue key card I got me the BR-33 Gold mod oh hell yeah. Silenced? Best rifle in the game? Yes please, plus insanely better if hipfired.

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 08/07/2026

After King made this post last year I'm not surprised. He's now "a certain type of guy" in my book. I don't like him.

A tweet from Stephen King saying:

The Epstein client list is real.
So is the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus.

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 07/07/2026

Madoka. Get back in the Magical Girl Uniform or I'll have Homura do the cycle again.

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 07/07/2026

YEEEEAH PRESTIGE SCHEMA FOUND IN A RANDOM BOX

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 07/07/2026

It’s the little things in life but having your cat roll up in a ball softly purring on your stomach is a gift 🥰

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 03/07/2026

I always forget that my cat having almost no tail is not the norm and the I see a normal cat and go wow you have a real long tail almost every time

A picture of my gray cat Wendy lying on her side showing off her stub tail

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 02/07/2026

Got a little too greedy with my boy rook. Should have just exfilled instead of hitting that final armory with minutes to spare 😭

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 28/06/2026

Living in the swing state of PA really is just this

We Taught This Chimpanzee to Understand the Median Voter's Politics and He Hanged Himself

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 26/06/2026

I have a maxed out cradle now so my next goal is to get that 1,000,000 credit profiteer title by selling everything all the time

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 22/06/2026

Yo with the Hardline PR Bluenique it's actually a very usable and damn good Precision Rifle.

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 21/06/2026

I really really need @bsky.app to hide these elements after a second or two when viewing photos because it gets in the way of viewing the photo or words! Like please I beg of you this has been bothering me for over a year and I can’t hold back anymore. Like I thought it would annoy yall too

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 18/06/2026

YOOOO WHAT A HAUL FROM COMPLEX SHED IN DIRE MARSH!!!! A LEVEL UP PURPLE SHIELD, PURPLE SALVAGE AND TREASURES, AND THE GOLD M1T STRYDER MOD BRUHHHHHHH

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 13/06/2026

Went in with a free kit and met another Triage and we wiped the map and raided Pinwheel for all it had. Thank you gooniesfan that was a blast

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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 10/06/2026

Guess who went in with a free kit and came out with a Unique BR33 and also a cryo key from a supply drop?!

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