Reposted by David KinneSupper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 17hExperimental post: The Duality of Whacka In the Switch version of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Whacka can finally be fought, and has a suspiciously specific 108 HP. The game both offers a ridiculously simplistic explanation for this as well as a complex one steeped in Dharmic symbolism. 3932721040
Reposted by David Kinnemore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026you're lost in wilderness. after days of climbing you crest a ridge. while unzipping your bag to get binoculars, your last ten hard boiled eggs fall out and roll away, single file. you watch your eggs fade into the distance. you lift the binoculars. you watch your eggs fade into the distance 841192
David Kinne @mewd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026[About to be banned from another airline voice, addressing entire passenger cabin] Hey it would be a really funny prank on the pilots if we took turns jumping up and down together on the left and right sides of the aisle. 1120
David Kinne @mewd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026[Arms folded, sitting in the back of the group. I lean to my neighbor and whisper] They’re not real. 070
David Kinne @mewd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Guriella marketing tactics where people call out to you in public has caused me to develop a flight or fight response to energized greetings 010
Reposted by David KinneMorbi @morbi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I think every human being needs to experience a little bit of suffering to be emotionally complete but I also think that suffering should be on the level of "lost an entire weekend to Pooh's Home Run Derby and didn't even win" and not "subjected to inhumane systemic violence" 81181343
Reposted by David Kinneprincess zandra but kinda chinese @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026 313215864
David Kinne @mewd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Big cartoon thought bubble with edges of the frame being misty. Slight Reverb added to the audio so I know it’s in my head 010
David Kinne @mewd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The piece of media that USUALLY comes to mind first, though, is the zombie from the first couple of screens of Space Quest IV that points and screams at you, getting you zapped by the Droid o' Death. 240
David Kinne @mewd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026When I was very little we had a baby Sierra game called Mixed Up Fairy Tales, and there was an ominous cave in a corner of the map where you are repeatedly warned not to enter and the grubby goblin guy who lives there hypes up that he'll getcha if you don't leave and it got me unreasonably anxious. 270
Reposted by David Kinneheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 07/07/2026BARRET: our cause is lost. shinra will bring the world to ruin. we fought for nothing TIFA: the one man i care about is lying about everything and also tried to kill me AERITH: i'm dead. mayyybe??? CLOUD: i love murder and potentially not existing RED XIII: been getting into queen's blood lately 151256266
Reposted by David Kinneric c. @suchminutiae.com · 02/10/2026I'm back with @mewd.bsky.social for part 3 of Blood Nova on #SavingOften! In which Princess Love discovers a murder most foul, then gets into an argument with a well. youtu.be/oly8RZffbGA 064
David Kinne @mewd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I finally have a real office at work, which means I finally have a space I can display cursed and creepy looking antique dolls from thrift stores 1240
Reposted by David Kinneari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 01/10/2026steam: this game you've had installed for two years but never played has an update. we'll download it next week me: no you'll download it right now motherfucker. and i will sit here and watch it download. steam: so you're gonna play it? me: fuck you 141693533
David Kinne @mewd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You could also compare it to a Halloween haunted house attraction. Scares happen AT you, but there is an inherent goofiness to it that people enjoy 000
David Kinne @mewd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I would compare video game sanity mechanics to the Silly Clowns menu option in Quest for Glory 2. It's a mechanic that exists to opt into outrageous things happening, and you engage in it EXPECTING to be shocked. 120
David Kinne @mewd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026These events might be startling, but you KNOW they are coming because it's tied to a meter on your screen. When you're out of sanity, crazy things start happening. The scares aren't necessary to the story, they're often ridiculous, and you have control over when they happen. 200
David Kinne @mewd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem is a gamecube game celebrated for its sanity game mechanic. But I would argue it's not really SCARY. When your sanity runs out, you start experiencing scripted jump scares and pranks the game plays on you like pretending to delete your save data. 100
David Kinne @mewd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is rarely atmospheric. It's often arbitrary and random, unless the DM is working hard to tie the sanity effects into your backstory or the campaign themes. But then it's less a mechanic you track with points and more a chance to chew the scenery with your friends. 100
David Kinne @mewd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026YOU might not be unnerved if your character hallucinates bugs, or develops a sudden phobia of doors. But it gives you permission to ACT really silly and goofy as you try to embody your character having big emotional reactions. 100
David Kinne @mewd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026So, consider the example of the table top RP game Call of Cthulhu. This is a game where running into scary things increments a counter and causes insanity effects that are rolled on a table. You, as a player, aren't necessarily affected by these sanity effects. 100
David Kinne @mewd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sanity mechanics in table top and video games are best used for comedy: opportunities for hammy acting and pranks on the players. 130
David Kinne @mewd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Our cats frequently expect us to do something when they don’t like the weather 190
Reposted by David KinneAnimation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Character designs by Steve Purcell for The Curse of Monkey Island (canceled), dir. David Carson, Lucasfilm 82117618
Reposted by David Kinneric c. @suchminutiae.com · 26/09/2026Back with @mewd.bsky.social for more Blood Nova on #SavingOften! Toxin continues to fill the lighthouse, and also there's an assassin here, so that's fun. Anyway, let's go to the space carnival! youtu.be/lSBOU8-GIf0 052
David Kinne @mewd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Also the brig is over flowing and there will now be huge up charge for the crappy buffet. I don’t know if I can torture this metaphor enough to cover everything. 060
David Kinne @mewd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I would liken the current American vibe to being a passenger on the titanic and being informed over the PA not to worry because the crew has finished feeding the life boats into the furnace so we can find more icebergs to ram. 190
Reposted by David Kinneweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 62107292533
David Kinne @mewd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Stranger of Paradise doesn’t click with everyone, but I think it’s fantastic. Sparse and campy, but does some interesting things in its back half. Very good official fanfic 110
David Kinne @mewd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Gerolt and Hildibrand having parallel versions that are identical bothers me, but gets a pass because they are comedic characters and it's funnier if they have a counterpart that has a slight tweak. Extending that out to the main cast doesn't make sense except for spelling it out for the audience. 170
David Kinne @mewd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Also, the tendency towards 'A shard of a person usually looks the same' really bugs me. Like, if a shard of your soul is reborn, its appearance should be dictated by your parentage. It makes sense that Ardbert and the WOL look different. The Ascians can reshape their bodies to fit their memory. 160
Reposted by David Kinneric c. @suchminutiae.com · 23/09/2026Good news, gang! @mewd.bsky.social, @sousourocket.bsky.social and I managed to record more Kyrandia 3 tonight! Bad news, gang. @mewd.bsky.social, @sousourocket.bsky.social and I managed to record more Kyrandia 3 tonight 081
David Kinne @mewd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026His crimes suddenly much more obvious and more difficult to overlook for certain fans. 030
David Kinne @mewd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Had to drive hundreds of miles for work today and noticed at my destination that there was an ant stowaway in the car. Sorry ma’am, you are now unfathomably far from your colony. 0121
David Kinne @mewd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Those gamers can discover that a story can be rich beyond concrete surface meaning while still in a mindset to watch YouTube videos to spell out the meaning of every ending in media to ‘solve’ it 020
David Kinne @mewd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I think a key part of Silent Hill 2’s enduring cultural legacy is that it the setting of the game is explicitly symbolic in a way that invites people who never engaged in literary analysis to try it. 1100
Reposted by David KinneMorbi @morbi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026[as if we've all been talking about this topic before this moment] I think I mostly just dislike that movie Mario is sometimes kind of a mean little cunt for no reason, when he was mocking Bowser's art and attempts at rehabilitation I just felt like "hey. he wouldn't do that" 512412
David Kinne @mewd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026FF being about saving the world made it more accessible to me when I was younger, but the more literate I become the more I realize how much missed potential there is with all the other parts of the story. 011
David Kinne @mewd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Generally, the core premise of these games being to vanquish an existential threat, mainly serves to spare the scenario writer from needing to write a climax where the character drama, politics, and themes could take center stage. 110
Reposted by David Kinneric c. @suchminutiae.com · 18/09/2026Today @mewd.bsky.social and I begin BLOOD NOVA by @cosmicvoidonline.bsky.social on #SavingOften! Reluctant space empire heiress Princess Love REALLY doesn't want to take over the throne... and somebody else doesn't want her there, either. youtu.be/jEUuDz-Hb9g 2116
Reposted by David KinneJess Morrissette @decafjedi.com · 18/09/2026Mount Rushmore of Video Game Stories: King's Quest I King's Quest II King's Quest III King's Quest IV 3161
Reposted by David KinneMomodriller @momodriller.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Now that SPX is over, I just posted the first 4 #Pestimonials here to bsky!!! : ) 🐜 Check out my new bug comic!!! @pestimonials.bsky.social 34317
Reposted by David KinneGoggle Bob @gogglebob.com · 17/09/2026What's that? America should go back to working from home for all jobs that can support it? 0243
David Kinne @mewd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This is true both in terms of compositions and in terms of how behavior as a person 040
David Kinne @mewd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This phenotype must be quite adapted to this environment... 010