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Jason Horn

@messyepicure.bsky.social
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Professional food writer; amateur curler; semicolon enthusiast www.foodandwine.com/jason-horn-6931… themessyepicure.com

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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Food editor job! meredith.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/EXT/jo...
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Editor, Allrecipes
Job Title Editor, Allrecipes Job Description Allrecipes, the number one food site on the internet, is looking for an Editor to join its team. The role will work to develop new article content across b...
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wake up, babe; new apocalyptic horror just dropped. www.latimes.com/science/stor...
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This deadly fungus isn’t just a rural threat anymore. New studies point to cities and oil wells
Researchers at UC Berkeley have discovered valley fever spores in cities in the Central Valley and linked nearby oil drilling to an uptick in infection risk — challenging the long-held belief that the...
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How is this any different from a person waving a gun and yelling “I’m going to kill everybody unless someone stops me!”? Would we not just arrest the guy threatening humanity?
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026
IT IS TIME. buff.ly/pykYN6f
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
There’s an election in November, and six weeks beforehand our nation’s violent underground sock theft rings will reemerge from the sewers to become an imaginary problem that’s way more important than the actual secret police
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The tech nerds have turned evil but maybe the sports nerds will save us. www.theringer.com/2026/09/17/t...
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The AI Apocalypse Bracket: Just How Doomed Are We, Really?
Is AI really likely to wipe out humanity within the next decade? We used the most scientific tool in existence to get an answer.
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just knock it halfway down and call it the Ozymandias Center
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Supertramp doesn’t get enough love, but I’m not sure a Supertramp parody is the way to reach the youth, #emmys
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Speaking of dubious claims from AI people, have we verified that the slop machine really solved Navier-Stokes yet?
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s just disrespectful that ESPN couldn’t bother to provide the yellow first down line technology for Tulane-USA
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m the biggest nerd on staff at @foodandwine.com. www.foodandwine.com/le-creuset-s...
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Live Long and Prosper: Le Creuset Just Made This Foodie Trekkie’s Dreams Come True
The limited-edition items include an Enterprise Dutch oven, Spock mugs, a Gorn casserole, and a communi-grater.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
we have got to become comfortable once again with calling dumb selfish assholes, dumb selfish assholes
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I have never before witnessed a soda can explode with such force as the Dr. Pepper Zero Strawberry Cream Soda I just dropped on the floor by accident. The entire house smells like “strawberry” now, and that’s post-mopping.
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gorgsoros.bsky.social @gorgsoros.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Milkshake Bucc
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’m doing my yearly workplace harassment training, and the music behind the video about the conduct color spectrum is a drum and tuba New Orleans bounce beat that goes HARD
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
To put this another way, the private health insurance industry kills roughly the same number of Americans every year as Alzheimer’s. ysph.yale.edu/news-article...
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Universal Health Coverage Could Save $1 Trillion and 114,000 Lives Every Year, Yale Study Projects
A single-payer universal health care system could cover every American, save more than 100,000 lives a year, and still cost $1 trillion less than the system it
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
ACAB includes the Lantern Corps. Hal Jordan is Space ICE.
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Calling my $5000/hour lawyer to scheme up ways to avoid paying $50000 in taxes on the mansion I don’t live in because I live in my other mansion.
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I got a pitch for an AI app that scans your food to tell you if it’s ultraprocessed or not, and I’m gonna need a @maintenancephase.bsky.social episode like right away
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Free script for any Democrat running for office in Washington: “My opponent wants child genital inspections. I, on the other hand, find the entire concept to be morally wrong and oppose it strongly. I will not entertain any debate on this issue.”
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Here’s the original @latimes.com story about the recordings, which names LAPD Sgt. Denny Jong as the source of many of the racisct and sexist comments. Let’s make its clear that there was no punishment for LAPD Sgt. Denny Jong. www.latimes.com/california/s...
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Secret recordings reveal LAPD cops spewing racist and sexist comments, complaint alleges
A complaint reviewed by The Times accuses officers of voicing open discrimination against potential recruits and colleagues based on race, sex and sexual orientation.
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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 31/07/2026
SOURCE CALL: If you work/around in Anheuser-Busch InBev's wholly owned distributorship organization, especially in California, I'd love to speak with you. Email dave@dinfontay or text dinfontay.11 on Signal. Anonymity available!
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
More like Star Trek: Strange New Jurassic World, amirite?
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Can’t California pause federal tax payments to the government and come out way ahead here?
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Jowls are back, baby!
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Futurama Bender Nixon Aroo Arooo Aroooo Hot Sexy Horny
Alt: Scene from Futurama: Richard Nixon’s head and Bender say “arooooo”
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Anybody looking for a food editor job? Be my coworker! (You don’t even actually have to work with me, as I’m in a whole other department.) meredith.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/EXT/jo...
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Food Editor, EatingWell
Job Title Food Editor, EatingWell Job Description About The Position | Major goals and objectives and location requirements The Food Editor for EatingWell is responsible for executing our food content...
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
You may think I’m a food writer but I’m also a music tastemaker thanks to @ew.com: ew.com/best-tv-show...
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The best TV shows, movies, food, drinks, books, and music for summer 2026
Entertainment Weekly, Food & Wine, and Better Homes & Gardens teamed up to compile our favorite TV shows, food, movies, drinks, and music for summer 2026.
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I personally think undocumented immigrants are cool and good. Some of my favorite people on earth are or were undocumented. I care less about their illegal actions than about your speeding ticket.
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The new Little House on the Prairie is a prequel to Killers of the Flower Moon
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Let’s get rid of the incompetent murder squad, yeah?
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
If you disappeared into the hospital for a month with no word, your job would fire you! Tell your rep to pass the Mitch McConnell Universal Paid Medical Leave Act today!
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
What if a Congressional committee were to subpoena Mitch McConnell to testify? There’s no legal requirement a senator show up to work but there is a requirement this way.
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Stupid sexy Flanders (and Wallonia)
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The Sideshow Bob theme is such a perfect parody of the Cape Fear movie theme that when I hear the Cape Fear TV show theme I think of Sideshow Bob.
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Simpsons: Sideshow Bob's 'Die Bart, Die' Tattoo
Alt: Sideshow Bob opens his shirt to show a “DIE BART, DIE” tattoo
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Are Paraguay and France just standing there and watching this
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Instead of hearing about this and thinking “how dare he take 3 months off!” consider thinking that 3 months’ paid leave for inpatient depression treatment could be available for everybody if people like Rep. Tom Kean (R-NJ) chose to pass a law that said so
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Tell people the things you plan to do, then do them
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
In the interest of bipartisanship and this country’s great history of compromise; the Republicans should reach across the aisle to the new socialist caucus and start enacting universal healthcare. That’s how it works right?
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
#teammerlín www.pbs.org/newshour/wor...
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Merlin the duck steals the spotlight at President Sheinbaum's news briefing
Wearing the green jersey of Mexico’s national soccer team and a FIFA tie, he waddled into the room ahead of President Claudia Sheinbaum, took a seat facing reporters and quickly became the star of her...
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Because of thousands of amazing people, Andre and I were able to raise enough money to cover most of our legal expenses. And as the government panics, it’s given us the luxury to be able to stand strong. These defendants deserve the same chance: bsky.app/profile/marg...
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I hear bleach and ammonia’s a good combo. Let’s try that next.
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
God Sends Lightning, Locusts to Trump UFC Fight “Can I possibly make Myself any more clear?” eternal deity asks
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
White House Cage Fight sounds like a terrible punk band that played one show in your friend’s garage in high school. It was the first time you tried hard liquor and you threw up on the driveway.
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Whomst among us does not have nipple-related documents we’d prefer remain secret?
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
What if after all this Trump just doesn’t show up for the game?
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Jonathan Bernstein @jonbern.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
this is not true, and this guy doesn't speak for me! nymag.com/intelligence...
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
“Prosecute every last Trump official” is the centrist position
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Alien Aliens Predator Alien vs. Predator Aliens vs. Predator Prey
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Aliens has officially dropped below Alien 3 as the worst Alien movie. Game over, man. people.com/qorianka-kil...
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Q'orianka Kilcher Alleges James Cameron Based Zoe Saldaña's 'Avatar' Character on Her Face Without Permission in New Lawsuit
Actress Q'orianka Kilcher alleges in a new lawsuit that James Cameron utilized her likeness in the 'Avatar' movies without her consent. The actress filed a complaint against Cameron and Disney in Cali...
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