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Jason Horn

@messyepicure.bsky.social
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Professional food writer; amateur curler; semicolon enthusiast www.foodandwine.com/jason-horn-6931… themessyepicure.com

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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 3h
So is the principle that we shouldn’t execute people in wheelchairs, or just not broadcast it?
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 23h
Who’s gonna be the first to add nicotine and create a literal fridge cig? Throw in some peptides for levels of loko never before observed.
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A McMuffin is an edible McGuffin. A McGriddle is when the McGuffin is a maple tree.
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ok so impeach the president
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If consciousness arises in roughly the same way everywhere, the Sapir-Whorf hypothesis says yes.
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Athletes doing ads for boozy Gatorade: Better or worse than athletes doing ads for sports betting apps?
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is the only kind of person I’d be okay with executing on livestream
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
PERFORMING an execution is barbaric
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If you wear the right CLOTHES it’s okay to SHOOT PEOPLE
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
House Democratic legislative arm needs to do literally anything, and fast
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Executing a killer just creates a new killer
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hard agree but I also don’t know how you turn an already-light-on-plot movie into an 8-episode series without adding something. Is Psychic Squad a good something? Probably not.
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We don’t let crime victims decide punishments for this exact reason
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s rain on your wedding day. A free ride when you’ve already paid. It’s the good advice that you just can’t take.
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We're now at two objective studies for the best use case anyone has for LLMs and both found it useless even for that. It's a scam. It has no use
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The most important political task in America is clawing back wealth from the very rich. The most important ballot measure in America is the California billionaire tax. Oligarchy is at the front door. Time to stop fucking around. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-war-ag...
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The War Against Accumulated Capital
Either pass wealth taxes or learn to love digital feudalism.
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Goons sent by the new landlord evict Yakko, Wakko, and their Warner sister, Dot”
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Food editor job! meredith.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/EXT/jo...
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Editor, Allrecipes
Job Title Editor, Allrecipes Job Description Allrecipes, the number one food site on the internet, is looking for an Editor to join its team. The role will work to develop new article content across b...
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You should call your congressional representative and ask them to launch an investigation!
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This has been Your Friendly Neighborhood English Major
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You talking about this? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babes_i...
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Babes in the Wood - Wikipedia
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Buying off the pope to get doctrine changed is some real 11th-century shit. Full-on medieval times.
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Being a member of Congress should pay a lot more, and it should come with a ban on owning any investments or making any other income
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Woo pig sooiebay
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ah good, Medill now stands fully at the top of the heap. It’s like I have a degree from Buggy Whip Harvard
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Futurama: Nixon's Head and Agnew's Approval
Alt: Futurama: Nixon's head in a jar says “Agnew, give it your stamp of approval.” Headless Agnew stomps.
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
W’spoon woulda worked…
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Was there another guy named Weatherspoon (or Spoon) that made the first initial necessary?
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The best thing about music is my friends not knowing any song I’ve ever heard, and me not knowing any song my friends have ever heard
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ooh that’s a good angle. The current Supreme Court will probably decide right wing podcasts count as official duties but it’s something to try at least.
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That is unfortunately impossible. Congresspeople enjoy absolute legal immunity for things said on the floor.
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You think it’s AI or mere stupidity that mixed up Hawks and Hawkeyes?
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ok what’s the right entity? What would it take to convince you AI’s promises are lies?
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don’t say it out loud! That gives it more power!
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why does it always have to be growth at the expense of the core customers? Just sell beer people buy a lot of, at a profit. Repeat.
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They use “grocery store craft” as a pejorative but doesn’t that mean that it’s a beer you can get everywhere that people are willing to pay more for? How is that not the ideal?
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So the data centers will be free for everybody to use then?
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Of course not! But we have lots and lots of examples of writing from the time (and all the time between then and now) and can extrapolate from differences in spelling and how various sounds have evolved into modern English. It’s a guess but a reasonably educated guess.
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@levostregc.bsky.social how’s the language sound here? Apporpriately not-exactly-middle-English?
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Was the UK a 19-point favorite in that war too?
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ah yes, a bad burger and fries that are slightly improved when burnt, both signs of a great fast food franchise
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
youtu.be/ZAvYUbtB3ro?...
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Doors
YouTube video by Bruce McCulloch - Topic
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If there were some clear benefit that we’re trading math and reading skills for, one could maybe make this argument. But what is the benefit?
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Niccagean
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wake up, babe; new apocalyptic horror just dropped. www.latimes.com/science/stor...
latimes.com
This deadly fungus isn’t just a rural threat anymore. New studies point to cities and oil wells
Researchers at UC Berkeley have discovered valley fever spores in cities in the Central Valley and linked nearby oil drilling to an uptick in infection risk — challenging the long-held belief that the...
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The entire business model is built on being immune to the consequences of crime
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How is this any different from a person waving a gun and yelling “I’m going to kill everybody unless someone stops me!”? Would we not just arrest the guy threatening humanity?
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026
IT IS TIME. buff.ly/pykYN6f
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That C in CCCP really ruined the concept for socialism for several generations
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Jason Horn @messyepicure.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ok those things give you +10, -6, -6, and +1 to Transplantability, respectively. That’s a negative total, so you are not allowed to live in NYC. I’m sorry.
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