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mervin bourger, of the internet

@mervburger.com
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help i am trapped in computer - aggressively okay at tetris, rhythm games, total weeb trash

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 08/07/2026
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oro @orobou.com · 04/10/2026
✏️𖨆 #gawrt #holoctober
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MelTheNoGoodScoundrel.com @melfunnysmell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 30/09/2026
I have a folder for servers just called "in it for the emotes" and I really do appreciate the ones that offer a role acknowledging that's all you're there for
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 29/09/2026
I'm not surprised this is in Chatham, and I'm saying this as a positive
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 25/09/2026
sure, I get some teeth ripped out and then my primary monitor decides it's going to start dying after only a year i am not in the mood to go to my storage unit to pull out my matched ultrasharp and swap it in, so I guess I'm on a single monitor until I get this sorted out
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 18/09/2025
no fucking way
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 22/09/2026
oh, so you mean they could have just ignored him at any point in time, but simply chose not to
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 21/09/2026
done
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 20/09/2026
saw on the news while at the gym they had some dumbass from microsoft and the chryon said "we shouldn't train ai to think it is conscious" it always comes back to the meme, huh
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CC @cckirby.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sayonara Lara episode nine, Luca's little brother Leo "I'm here to bother you." while looking proud about it
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 18/09/2026
We've moved to mostly just using our phones instead of dragging out the dslr for photos of food, locations, and events for years now. if it's Good Enough for the food services provider of a major university, it's Good Enough for your mom and pop shop
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 18/09/2026
Make Something and Just Take a Fucking Picture of It is too damn hard
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
dudes rock
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The same cover, but with the "say 'i am alive'" AI meme pasted on top of it after 10000 hours in MSPaint
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 16/09/2026
my next stupid retroachievements mastery in progress
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every other headline now is "Huge liar who's financially motivated to lie says"
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
REMEBER - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETAN IS TRAPPED INSIDE DA AMERICAN FLAG , "YOUR TALKING TO A AMERICAN , MY BODY IS FULL OF MICROPLASTICS, MY MIND IS CONSUMED BY TRYING TO AFFORD FOOD AND HOUSING, DONT LIKE IT? MOST OF US DONT " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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magic @magicswordk.ing · 11/09/2026
Kei and Yuri from Dirty Pair in a car, Kei is saying “Jeez, we destroyed two buildings for this one job.”Kei and Yuri from Dirty Pair, smiling broadly in a car at having destroyed two buildings for this one job.
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Tom @warriorcult.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Perfect couple of posts summarising the Wolverine / AAA space.
User @nisei_yoshimi posted on X:

time was if you wanted a wolverine game you called up acclaim or etc and they gave it to some lads from scunthorpe named like Galactic Visions who would code a 6/10 third person action game for PS2 xbox and gamecube in ten months. and it would cost about £500 and a few curries

Follow up post by @nisei_yoahimi: 

developing a 6/10 wolverine game in 2004: uh we thought if we did like tomb raider but a bit of devil may cry combat it'd be well fun innit

developing a 6/10 wolverine game in 2026: the company has my children. I have not left the office in months. Take this note to the authori
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 11/09/2026
I have had no desire to own a PS5 and I'm glad sony is only encouraging this belief in me by refusing to have games for it. Especially since it now costs more than it did at launch nearly 6 years ago despite having no real convincing reasons to own it?
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gigiMARZ |Chinchilla Tuber 🐭🎨 @gigimarz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Faded picture of Kirby with the words "BANNED FOREVER" underneath on the wall of an all you can eat buffet The owner walks towards the wall, face drooped in sorrow as he puts up another sign New picture of Samus with the words "BANNED FOREVER" is added to the wall The owner sighs & walks away
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yeah I can tell you're a lifelong Democrat by your willingness to throw marginalized groups under the bus.
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 10/09/2026
plus there are some emulation issues that cause problems with some mini games (it might be something to do with run ahead?) - this makes the wario man boss stage practically impossible without save states
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 10/09/2026
"oh I'll try the warioware twisted achievement set" >does not require gold crowning every mini game in the spindex >requires grinding out souvenirs and scores on the souvenir games huh?????
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 09/09/2026
dystopian world where i make a phone call with my phone and the phone app asks me to leave a review in the app store
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 08/09/2026
ganon's big wet adventure
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 08/09/2026
i have never had any nostalgia for ocarina of time on the nintendo 64 until i saw the screenshots of the remake
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 07/09/2026
i've completed a retroachievements set, does that make me a retrocheevo sicko now
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Mat Piscatella @matpiscatella.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
When the normal people I know hear about GTA 6 and start looking for a console to buy
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Katy // Genderpunk 2026 @katysaint.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his balls? "No!" Says Lil Jon, "It belongs to the windows! To the walls!"
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/08/2026
if you're a normal person please do not play the fucking strip mahjong game. do not let the fun and friendly appeal of something as inoffensive as pornography trick you into playing a game as evil as mahjong
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No Context MUGEN @nocontextmugen.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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HDKirin @hdkirin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"What do you want for your birthday?" "Well..."
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columbologist @columbologist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
91.8% of players, having waited nearly 20 years for MGS4 to be playable on anything other than PS3, booted the game and immediately made a beeline for a statue's dick
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I think it's bad that the Democrats' House leader is having secret chummy meetings with a guy doing a domestic ethnic cleansing operation and funding a genocide abroad, then spending his entire week going on cable news to complain about a lefty Twitch streamer who nobody knows. Sorry for offending.
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Breast Size Accelerationist @holybeastform.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Rokurokubi no Onnanoko to Yuri SEX Shita Hanashi
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 26/08/2026
crime in your area is rising no do not think about what conditions exist that allows this to happen just give us money for tanks
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 26/08/2026
anyone willingly giving up the information that they're installing retroarch on their desktop or laptop PCs: that says way more about you than it does retroarch's interface
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delta! @peachdelta.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Neeul🍈 @neeul.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Incredible screenshot. Possibly too dangerous to use for your average discourse.
A screenshot from of the Devil. Morgan poses with a cheeky expression and the large warning text reads
halt(HEADS UP.)
Time to flex your MEDIA LITERACY.
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 21/08/2026
open bluesky app to be very confused as to why the notification icon shows 30+ and panic wondering what the fuck happened forgot, this is the platform where the vibes are coded
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Tessa Duvall @tessaduvall.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
🚨 Kentucky has announced the finalists in its "I Voted" sticker contest. 🚨 Per the Secretary of State: Kentuckians can vote for their favorite sticker at the SOS's booth at the State Fair from August 20-30.
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Nikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
reminder
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 19/08/2026
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Tim Rogers minus context @108minuscontext.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 09/08/2026
congratulations on discovering that you're a lesbian
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𝕱𝕽𝕰𝖄𝕵𝕬 @rechnerfrau.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Cheeseburger!
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Ixy(いくしー) @ixy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
トワ様
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