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mervin bourger, of the internet

@mervburger.com
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help i am trapped in computer - aggressively okay at tetris, rhythm games, total weeb trash

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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 21/09/2026
done
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 20/09/2026
saw on the news while at the gym they had some dumbass from microsoft and the chryon said "we shouldn't train ai to think it is conscious" it always comes back to the meme, huh
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 16/09/2026
my next stupid retroachievements mastery in progress
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 07/09/2026
i've completed a retroachievements set, does that make me a retrocheevo sicko now
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 19/08/2026
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 22/07/2026
sasaki, if you were any denser, you'd have your own solar system orbiting you
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 07/07/2026
us media the immediate second we're out of the world cup
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 29/06/2026
getting lunch at a diner out in the country and you can just get cbd drinks here, what a time to be alive lol
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 14/06/2026
watching. baseball.
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 14/06/2026
watching baseball
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 05/06/2026
this is just toronto, ace combat
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 17/05/2026
the buffalo sabres
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 10/05/2026
Don't care if I'm on a plane, I'm going to catch the sumo tournament
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 06/05/2026
Watching baseball.
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 05/05/2026
me going to the gulf for the first time ever
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 05/05/2026
gulf vibes
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 01/05/2026
missing the good holidays while I'm in Florida for the next week smh
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 21/04/2026
Gonna be watching hockey they way it was meant to be LFG Sabres
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 15/03/2026
went to round1 yesterday for the first time in a while, and it's nice to finally have maimai and taiko, hopefully pop'n will get to all locations now maybe could they do something with chunithm besides just recycling old offline NU cabs from japan (get international! please!)
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 25/02/2026
huh, weird how the No PoLiTiCs In SpOrTs chucklefucks don't like it when you meet them on their terms i'm just agreeing with you! no politics in sports! sportsman should just play sports, not be willingly paraded around the white house and then the state of the union!
Reddit post titled "Let the man fucking live bro" posted to /r/sabres

Dude Tage just won his first Olympic gold medal. Hes at the white house...okay. good for him! He fucking won gold be deserves it. People on this sub saying they don't support the team usa or Sabres anymore cuz Tage had a MAGA hat on i really do hope u never go to a game ever again. Let the man fucking live and keep scoring goals like why tf do yall care so bad?Reply to reddit post by me:

fine, let's go with your "No PoLiTiCs In SpOrTs" fantasy you're living in

there's a game today

we're on a possible playoff berth for the first time in 15 years and now it's the back half of the season, so every game counts. we need everyone available at their best, and no distractions.

and then you do this shit? fucking selfish.

Reply from OP of post:
S Y B A U
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 22/02/2026
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 12/01/2026
did a suitless phantoon for an archipelago
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 11/01/2026
first, literally who second, then why the fuck are they getting promoted to the front page
Screenshot of the twitch featured streams section of their front page. The stream featured in the center of the widget is prevented from auto play due to a twitch content warning overlay stating "Just one second...

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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 02/01/2026
I had only done super metroid randomizer in the context of archipelagos, so I decided to do a casual one solo my time is ass (I did the maridia-ws-crateria loop way more times than I would like to admit) but I was able to finish it
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 15/12/2025
agreed
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 11/12/2025
apparently dying and then defeating sigma is a softlock lmao (puresabe route matrix randomizer is good)
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 27/11/2025
Screenshot from New Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt of Impact Cop looking at a cell phone, subtitles "My God.. there's evil, so much of it, swarming inside this computer!"
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 18/11/2025
get in, we're going for a ride
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 29/10/2025
it's one of these questions too lmao
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 29/10/2025
google opinion rewards asking me if I remember watching the fever dream that was last night's world series game on YouTube TV lmao
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 16/10/2025
lmao
Image of text, reading:

How do you feel about becoming a political lightning rod?

People occasionally just flip [me] off or whatever, but nobody's come up to me and tried to make a statement about anything. Personally, it's kind of dumb. It's just a vehicle. So it's ironic that it would even become a political Statement., but nonetheless it is.
[Editor's note: Taylor was arrested and convicted of conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding in the January 6 attack on the Capitol. He was later pardoned by President Trump.]
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 10/10/2025
okay, I know that there's a large contingent of weirdos (likely bots) that glaze elon all the time on reddit, but this is getting out of hand lmao
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 29/09/2025
begging these weird-ass lib accounts to stop cringeposting there's a place for this boomer shit, and it's called facebook
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 10/09/2025
Screenshot of the music video for Noisestorm - Crab Rave with the top comment "We all know why you're here"
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 03/09/2025
blue jays, what the fuck are you doing
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 17/08/2025
I've been going out bowling this year because 1) I had my own equipment from when I played in a casual league some years back and wanted to go back to using it, and 2) a local alley does $2.50 games on Sunday mornings Eventually switched to a new ball a few months ago, and now my best outing so far
Bowling score sheet, 4 games with a total score of 591, average of 147.75

Game 1 - 151
Game 2 - 136
Game 3 - 158
Game 4 - 146
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 16/08/2025
same energy
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 14/08/2025
thanks?
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 04/08/2025
saw this while going to get slushies and ice cream after ado, good sign
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 04/08/2025
Ado good
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 02/08/2025
watching baseball
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 17/07/2025
no matter how I could possibly fuck up at work today, I don't think I could fuck up as hard as the contractor that dropped a crane on one of our buildings this morning
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 11/07/2025
we got rid of warehouse kawasaki and this is all we are left with now
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 09/07/2025
I do not like this uma musume. Its smug aura mocks me.
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 03/07/2025
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 30/06/2025
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 25/06/2025
buffalo also doing good things in new york tonight
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 14/06/2025
I read about the latest chapter of kanojo okarishimasu and I'm sure glad my thread back in *2022* when I dropped it still holds true
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 11/06/2025
thanks, nintendo
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mervin bourger, of the internet @mervburger.com · 21/05/2025
why would we have these devices attempt to balance their battery life, that would be stupid
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