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elena

@meowpheus.bsky.social
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linguist, gaymer, cat enthusiast, occasional maker of art, full time shitposter and agent of chaos. she/they.

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elena @meowpheus.bsky.social · 23m
if theyre really concerned, you could send the users to the bear cave, too
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 4h
Being GenX/Millennial is such a trip. In our lifetimes, we saw people our age getting wild criminal penalties for pirating music and now have to sit and watch as companies gobble up our work with impunity.
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elena @meowpheus.bsky.social · 26m
just put it in a cave with all the bears when they go hibernate. bears can't use Linux
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
a high five? i will give u a high six for doing your best out here
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Cute Red Panda Looks Up
Alt: red panda giving a high six
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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good morning & welcome to Whiskers Wednesday You don’t have to have everything figured out today. Sometimes it’s enough to turn up, do your best, have a little snack and look as though you know exactly what you’re doing. I’ve built an entire career on it
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elena @meowpheus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
one of the fun parts of lab is being a normal person for an hour and then saying something bananas like, "Where is my E. coli?? I WANT E. COLI!!!"
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elena @meowpheus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
doing labs again has made me realize how many like vaguely confused/concerned sounds i make without realizing it. they'll come over and be like "the stain cant hurt u" 💀
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We had <ten> Benghazi investgations
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
there are many serious reasons to follow scientists on here but also for “it glows in the dark, like all lantern sharks”
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elena @meowpheus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
AND NOW WE HAVE "1985" BY BOWLING FOR SOUP, WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING WITH THIS RADIO CHANNEL
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elena @meowpheus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
and then we have "im the one" by the descendants which doesn't with either but is at least closer to the original intent of this station.
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elena @meowpheus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
pandora playing "the tide is high" on the mudrat station immediately after "i hate rich cunts" is wild work. the vibes ARE SO DIFFERENT.
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elena @meowpheus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
every time i see a guy with 2 earrings, i think about the video i saw where people try to identify cheaters out of a random pool of like 20 people and a guy with 2 earrings in each ear comes u & without even speaking the woman judge goes "2 EARRINGS? bing bing?!! ur a cheater" and she was right
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elena @meowpheus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
mouth, on fire: man i really love capsaicin
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elena @meowpheus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
ragebaiting my gaming friends by saying all fps games are the same with just a bit a flavor brings me the same joy as telling my friends from nyc that long island is part of new york.
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elena @meowpheus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
me: meets a nice person in my new building, hopes they're genuine five minutes later, they start hitting on me me: well at least took rejection well and didnt immediately threaten to 86 me from the planet
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elena @meowpheus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
i love when i tell people their dogs are cute and they're like "omg thanks do you want to pet them?" like obviously
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elena @meowpheus.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
me: i should clear out my things & wardrobe and donate/get rid of things i dont need, use, or arent totally necessary also me, after having kept several bags and purses: ok but i have a great need for this crossbody that is just a piece of bread so that's coming too.
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elena @meowpheus.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
his best
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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
If anyone would like to see a short video of a very happy piglet munching on some small cubes of cheese, this is your lucky day.
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elena @meowpheus.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
update on gamer cat: we have reached a compromise. she will lay under the monitor, behind the keyboard, and only sometimes grab my mouse hand or hit keys
A Siamese cat lays on a desk, settled behind an RGB keyboard. her arm lays over some of the keys.
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elena @meowpheus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
my cat thinks she's a gamer
A Siamese cat is laying down on a desk. Her arm is pressing the spacebar on a keyboard, making the character in the game (palworld) jump.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Thought we didn’t have money in the USA for healthcare. Yet the Defense Department’s latest estimate puts the cost of the war with Iran at $37.5 billion. Funny how we’re always told we can’t afford to invest in people’s health, but somehow tens of billions of dollars for war can be found.
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elena @meowpheus.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
it will always be incessantly annoying to me that there are shitty people who make good music
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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
If anyone would like to see a short video of a baby Armadillo having a drink of milk, this is your lucky day.
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Cåråbine à Citron 🍋 @carabinacitron.eurosky.social · 25/06/2026
Nurse Hammam has risked his life to save the wounded and injured since the beginning of the war in Gaza. Right now his family is starving & homeless & his brother suffers from severe epileptic seizures. Any donation—even small ones—can change their lives. Please donate: chuffed.org/project/1844...
Hammam in ICUHammam and his brother abood
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Me: Cities would be better for everyone, including drivers, if there was less car-dependency and more safe, viable choices in how to get around. Someone: But I have to drive because [insert reason]. Me: Cities would be better for everyone, including drivers, if there was less car-dependency and…
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Evan Dorkin @evandorkin.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Throw some money in if you can. I did. We're all we have. gofund.me/4df4cf2cd
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Donate to Get Artist Des Revol Help with His Legal Case!, organized by Jonathan Rochkind
Our friend Des Revol has been wrongly arrested and convicted over a b… Jonathan Rochkind needs your support for Get Artist Des Revol Help with His Legal Case!
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
JD Vance isn't self-aware enough to know that Watergate only looks like a smaller story now because JD's boss is *exponentially* more corrupt than Nixon could ever be.
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elena @meowpheus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
give me shit graphics but good storytelling and characterization. that's all i want. a good story with characters that have depth that i actually care about. is it that hard??
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elena @meowpheus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
i know shadow of mordor and war isn't canon but the story telling and gameplay is so good
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elena @meowpheus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
at least i stopped playing rivals tho
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 24/06/2026
Both these headlines are from Texas this month. Texas sentenced anti-ICE protestors to 100 years in prison, but a serial pedophile to only 30 days. This is MAGA exemplified.
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elena @meowpheus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
me fighting for my life against the league client and toxic teammates, to myself: i am begging you, do anything else. finally learn how to knit. decorate your apartment walls. swallow an entire lava lamp. *new aram mayhem augments and pengu party* god damn it
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elena @meowpheus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
author in a book on current events: these random, seemingly unrelated events- me: its because of capitalism author: are due to capitalism *and* colonialism me: do i get half credit or
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elena @meowpheus.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
friendship is making your friends aware of the croc romcom and forcing them to watch it with you
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elena @meowpheus.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
i know no shame and therefore i am free. get on my level bitches
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elena @meowpheus.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
you know its a solid bar when the bartender catches u lookin antsy and checks on you, and ur like "i just gotta go to the bathroom rq" and without a question, he just puts ur drink behind the bar
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elena @meowpheus.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
my dnd group on a murder pirate island: spend the majority of the session talking to and about a Show Duck. (his name is Luminquack and I love him, but I didn't force them to interact with him, that's just the beauty of human will)
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elena @meowpheus.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
the voice changer on rivals is crazy (inna good way). swapping to the masculine voice, not a single person has clocked it. and no one has been sexist or thrown my game because they think I'm a woman
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elena @meowpheus.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
im tired. this is why women dont play games or dont use their mics. yall need to touch grass.
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elena @meowpheus.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
lol. play a viable solo tank on defense, and a dps with bad positioning gets angry at my tank selection. i tell them they can pick a second tank to help me like i asked earlier, and because i dared speak on mic as a woman, i got threatened and called slurs. multiple pll report. he lmly gets muted.
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elena @meowpheus.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
if you just walk sway from an uninteresting conversation you don't want to have, is it negative charisma for rudeness. positive charisma for aura, or does it depend on conversation topic
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elena @meowpheus.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
(3/3) Later: "lets go to the bar, kick down the the door, and tell everyone we're there to steal their organs" says the bard. "you're not allowed to make any more plans" says the rest of the party
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elena @meowpheus.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
bard: "we should come up with a cover story for why we're here" rogue, winking: "we're here for organs," "oh yeah, we're here for ORGANS" says the cleric, pulling out a scythe on an innocent bystander. "NIO WE'RE NOT ACTUALLY STEALING ANYONES ORGANS" yells everyone "im confused" says the cleric.
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elena @meowpheus.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
(1/3) my dnd party goes to a pirate cove trying to find more information abt a smuggling ring. best interaction:
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 21/03/2026
In a buried report, oil regulators pinpointed nearly 600 wells operating illegally, threatening Oklahoma’s drinking water. Then there were 1,400+ wells that had operated for decades without any limits at all — grandfathered in from an earlier era. With @readfrontier.bsky.social
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Oil Regulators Found Hundreds of Wells Violating Oklahoma Rules. Then They Ignored Their Findings.
Oklahoma took on an ambitious project to catalog all of the state’s injection wells, which shoot toxic waste generated by oil drilling back into the ground. Despite records showing risk of drinking wa...
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Andrea Thompson @andreatweather.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Really cannot overstate how bonkers the heat wave out West is. Just obliterating records. 🧪
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Everything about this week’s record-shattering western heat wave is extreme
An astoundingly strong heat wave is not just setting records across the western U.S.—it’s pulverizing them
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Incredibly funny that the president of the United States can do this and retain command of the American Armed Forces, but I said it about a literal Nazi and got fired from a job writing superhero comics.
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