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Just a highly opinionated and silly goose. Dad-type human person (AMAB enby, they/them), casual absurdist, gamer, bookworm, musician/artist, pop culture addict and annoying libertarian-flavored socialist.

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Local HERO in Kansas gets arrested for slashing ICE agent's tires. In an effort to deescalate the surrounding crowd, the cop arresting him yelled that the Kansas man is being arrested for slashing tires. The crowd cheered in response to that and basically gave the man a standing ovation.
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Goose reading Infinite Jest @mensa-goose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Your goose is back at the old job for about two months now. Feels good to be back.
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Goose reading Infinite Jest @mensa-goose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love seeing Kansas in the news for something that isn't completely and utterly embarrassing
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/09/2026
Trumpers, famous opponents of border walls
Every communist country eventually builds a wall. It's never to keep people OUT.
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I meet you, and I say, my God, there's someone with the same problem I have!
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Goose reading Infinite Jest @mensa-goose.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My apologies for the rapid posting. Clearing some drafts.
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Goose reading Infinite Jest @mensa-goose.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I would rather lose elections in the short term due to the stigma around "socialism" and see the Democratic Party radically realigned than continue on with this spineless, corporate, fascist accommodating bullshit.
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Goose reading Infinite Jest @mensa-goose.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don't care what anyone says, the lyrics are "whiskey onions and cheese"
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Goose reading Infinite Jest @mensa-goose.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Had a dream I met Tony Hawk last night. I asked him to sign one of my games. He asked which one was my favorite (THUG 2 or THPS4 I think?) and insisted on signing that one. Somehow I feel like this isn't too far off from the real guy.
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Goose reading Infinite Jest @mensa-goose.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There is almost ZERO daylight between the DSA and Democrats of the generation of my late father. That's what we're trying to return the party to. Most countries have an actual left with some sort of electoral representation, don't think we're asking for too fucking much.
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Goose reading Infinite Jest @mensa-goose.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Where my Vraylar fam at
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026
Trump Claims He Was Falling Man theonion.com/trump-claims-he-was-fa…
Trump Claims He Was Falling Man
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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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ResJudicata22 @resjudicata22.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Cartoonist: Mike Luckovich
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Kinehora @kinehora.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I really don’t like living in every dystopian novel ever written all at once.
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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Don't worry, you only have seventy-five more to go.
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John Hayden ❌👑🌊 @jhayden.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Gotta love Thomas Pynchon names, they’re the best A sample from Inherent Vice: Japonica Fenway Bigfoot Bjornsen Shasta Fay Hepworth Dr Buddy Tubeside Petunia Leeway Agent Flatweed & Agent Borderline From Gravity’s Rainbow: Tyrone Slothrop Blodgett Waxwing Teddy Bloat Joaquin Stick
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Goose reading Infinite Jest @mensa-goose.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Why are people who do Barbershop music so fucking unbearable?
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👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Goose reading Infinite Jest @mensa-goose.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Math rock implies the existence of geography and social studies rock
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Goose reading Infinite Jest @mensa-goose.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Roko's Basilik is the stupidest shit imo. Like why are people so freaked out about it. First off I'll be long dead (one can hope)
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Goose reading Infinite Jest @mensa-goose.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Clanker says what?
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Goose reading Infinite Jest @mensa-goose.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP Dolly Parton, truly an inspiration. I hope dad is chatting her ear off right now.
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Goose reading Infinite Jest @mensa-goose.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Fucking love Stav
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Goose reading Infinite Jest @mensa-goose.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"It'S aBoUt WoMeN's RiGhTs!"
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I’m like a funnie kamgy @ryroo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One must imagine Sisyphus monetizing it
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Goose reading Infinite Jest @mensa-goose.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Leave jarlic alone
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I thought her name was Natalie
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Goose reading Infinite Jest @mensa-goose.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A very important thread
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Goose reading Infinite Jest @mensa-goose.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
After about six months at the dealership I'm heading back to my old body shop. Yay. Also quit my second job. Inshallah I'll have weekends with my family again.
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Goose reading Infinite Jest @mensa-goose.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I seriously don't understand Dems like Moskowitz. Just change that D to an R homie, you're not fooling anyone.
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Goose reading Infinite Jest @mensa-goose.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Tittie or tiddy An important debate
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Goose reading Infinite Jest @mensa-goose.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Dammit!! Now where am I gonna watch Robot Jox??
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
new tribunal for woke 2 just dropped
me and Hasan politely clapping at the college dems
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Goose reading Infinite Jest @mensa-goose.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Someone please tell Ken Andrews that if Failure doesn't play Petting The Carpet in Lawrence KS on 10/22 I'm going to cry
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
As of this morning, the WNBA has been mentioned on Fox News 163 times since last Monday. During that same timeframe, they have only mentioned Max Miller's name 5 times.
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
baked ziti is a goated dish for dinner and i condemn the extremists on both sides of the aisle who don't agree
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Goose reading Infinite Jest @mensa-goose.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Oh I guess that ICC warrant just means nothing then cool cool
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Goose reading Infinite Jest @mensa-goose.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Panic! At The Noise Fest
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Goose reading Infinite Jest @mensa-goose.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Really need it to hurry up and be October so I can be in Chicago. Got a fucking itinerary.
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Goose reading Infinite Jest @mensa-goose.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Democratic Party be like
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
just learned there's a political party in canada called the progressive conservatives and i feel like that's the perfect name for what democrats have become since clinton
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Taking away someone's food and medicine makes you responsible for their death
Standing up guy by Norman Rockwell meme
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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I never make the same mistake twice. I make new, different mistakes each time.
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Goose reading Infinite Jest @mensa-goose.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Goddamn we need term limits
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