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Murphy's Lawyer

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He/him. Online since before the Eternal September. Remembers when Woke used to be called treating others with respect and decency. You can find me elsewhere at and via murphys-lawyer.dreamwidth.org Signal: PayneHA.71

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Murphy's Lawyer @menageri.org.uk · 29/09/2026
That won’t bother the building companies who’re putting houses on flood plains. Either they’ll have sold them to suckers, or they’ll apply for Government compensation. www.theguardian.com/business/202...
theguardian.com
New UK homes in flood-risk areas could become uninsurable, says Aviva boss
Amanda Blanc says flooding threat is ‘absolutely increasing’, as she also warns ministers over ‘kite flying’ before budget
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Omega @weregopher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The #FuzzyRebelAlliance sez "I will not be belled, tagged or collared. I am a free cat!"
A brown tabby cat is sitting in abox and reaching up to bat at a toy showing that she's lost her collar, again!
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Murphy's Lawyer @menageri.org.uk · 27/09/2026
There’s only one serious contender.
Paste-pot Pete faces off Spider-Man who’s trying to stop Pete going after the Human Torch.
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Murphy's Lawyer @menageri.org.uk · 27/09/2026
Someone will find out at first hand if the cord hanging the spy it around their neck has a safety release, or whether the spybot will record them being choked.
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🐾Obscura, Cheetah🐾 @cheetahobscura.chee.spot · 24/09/2026
Welcome aboard, senator! :3
Photo of two fursuiters sitting in the cockpit of a airplane
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Murphy's Lawyer @menageri.org.uk · 25/09/2026
“There's a sunrise and a sunset every single day, and they're absolutely free. Don't miss so many of them.” - Jo Walton
Sunset over Leeds, Yorkshire. 25 September 2026.
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Murphy's Lawyer @menageri.org.uk · 24/09/2026
Thank you, Kathy Mar. Rest well. youtu.be/qwsDUx9Dz3o
youtu.be
Give My Children Wings - Kathy Mar
YouTube video by weyrdmusicman
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Murphy's Lawyer @menageri.org.uk · 24/09/2026
Okay, I've seen this... And I'm having a really hard time distinguishing Venus Nova from Susan in "Monsters and Aliens" and Elsa in "Frozen" as far as general looks go. This could just be my problem, but I'm not sure. youtu.be/VL-xjzQFWsY?...
youtu.be
Ray Gunn | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
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Tade Thompson @tadethompson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
From the people who brought you drapetomania (the mental illness that makes slaves attempt escape), comes a new, slick diagnosis for our times.
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Murphy's Lawyer @menageri.org.uk · 21/09/2026
Go for the stuffing, Boo! GO FOR THE STUFFING!!! AAAARGH!!!
A far too early banner proudly proclaiming “Legendary Christmas Hamster available to order now.”
Boneless half turkey crown
Boneless pork with crackling
Boneless beef joint
1lb Poxons sausages
1lb best back bacon
Pigs in blankets
1lb large pork pie

#oftencopiedneverequaled
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Murphy's Lawyer @menageri.org.uk · 21/09/2026
Re. earlier post on the iPhone: obviously the Tech gods feel I've been neglecting them. Prepping to swap out the @weregopher.bsky.social 's old PC: "Ah, it's using DVI. I'll just plug the new box into the monitor's HDMI..." "Oh..." "Hello, CCL? How quickly can you deliver a new monitor?"
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Murphy's Lawyer @menageri.org.uk · 21/09/2026
Looks like I’m losing my saving throw vs. Shiny! against the new iPhone Pro. My 12 Pro I got in early 2021 still has about a year of support, so now is the time to see where I can trade it in.
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Murphy's Lawyer @menageri.org.uk · 20/09/2026
The Lords of Midnight (1984). Turn-based strategy with multiple armies, a pseudo-3D view, 4,000 locations. Took 48 kilobytes of RAM and a 256 by 192 pixel display with (barely) 16 colours. Still remarkably playable today.
The Sinclair Spectrum for The Lords of Midnight.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 19/09/2026
The AI industry wants you to say "the AI just did that thing on its own!" Like, United Health's AI that's denying a shitload of claims with a 90% error rate? They wanted you to think it's just the AI.
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Murphy's Lawyer @menageri.org.uk · 18/09/2026
This had better have a permanently off switch or I’m changing browsers.
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James Swallow @jmswallow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OUTLAW is a Amazon Kindle Daily Deal today! Grab a digital copy of this action-packed novel from my #MarcDane series for less than a quid! www.amazon.co.uk/Outlaw-Marc-...
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Murphy's Lawyer @menageri.org.uk · 16/09/2026
“Gee Brain, what are we going to do tonight?” arstechnica.com/science/2026...
arstechnica.com
Researchers swap in human brain cells for a mouse's cortex
The results are only a slight improvement over missing the entire brain structure.
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Murphy's Lawyer @menageri.org.uk · 16/09/2026
This is an excellent book and worth (reading).
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Murphy's Lawyer @menageri.org.uk · 15/09/2026
Oh for the love of (Reaches for "Society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less.") (Goes away to cook tea for the family.)
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Denimcatfish @denimcatfish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
How does one lower one's cortisol levels when the world is the world
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Haha, that's brilliant!
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Murphy's Lawyer @menageri.org.uk · 14/09/2026
Having lived on Portland for a year, I’m both amused at the Grauniad’s attempt to portray the island as a small step up from Rockall, and reminded why Portlanders aren’t overfond of Grockles. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
theguardian.com
‘We’re not going to back down’: tiny Dorset B&B stands up to Airbnb’s legal bid to ‘monopolise’ letters ‘bnb’
Three little letters - bnb-side’s name is a play on the local b-side arts festival, but Silicon Valley colossus sees threat to global brand
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
what it means to be a museum continues to evolve, and as we further plough our furrow of sharing the history of the English countryside, we also operate a highly successful side-hustle as a Bluesky user with a rich lore including the fact that Feathers McGraw is part of our social media team
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Murphy's Lawyer @menageri.org.uk · 14/09/2026
All the chatter about AI finishing us off (it won’t in the way the chatterers think) reminds me of Charles Stross’ short story ‘Antibodies’, which he has kindly released under a Creative Commons License. dn760102.eu.archive.org/0/items/toas...
dn760102.eu.archive.org
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Aliette de Bodard @aliettedebodard.com · 13/09/2026
Demon summoning for the unpractically inclined
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Murphy's Lawyer @menageri.org.uk · 13/09/2026
Welp, that’s Slow Horses off my watch list, frack it.
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Murphy's Lawyer @menageri.org.uk · 12/09/2026
There are some offline middle-aged folks who will be part of the Lucky 10,000 this evening.
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A reminder that Lewis Page's analysis of defence matters sharply divides other experts. Mostly it divides them between those who think he's a fucking idiot and those who quite agree but prefer not to swear.
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Murphy's Lawyer @menageri.org.uk · 09/09/2026
Second #NintendoDirect of the month in five minutes.
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Major Clanger @majorclanger.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In risk management, risk is usually assessed as a combination of impact (how serious is it if this happens?) and probability (how likely is this to happen?) "10% in the next decade" and "end of humanity" puts you squarely in the bit of the AI risk matrix labelled "Butlerian Jihad Right Now".
bbc.co.uk
Anthropic researcher believes more than 10% chance AI 'could kill all humans'
It is the latest in a series of increasing warnings about the safety threat posed by artificial intelligence.
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Murphy's Lawyer @menageri.org.uk · 08/09/2026
Thoughts on the #NintendoDirect for the #Zelda Ocarina of Time re-release. It’s pretty. Perhaps too pretty in places. I don’t think it’s made with AI though as some haters are pushing. I like that you can whistle/hum/play tunes Link’s learned and the game will play them back. (1/3)
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Murphy's Lawyer @menageri.org.uk · 08/09/2026
Yup. #Zelda themed Switch 2. Very pretty, so not getting it.
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Murphy's Lawyer @menageri.org.uk · 08/09/2026
About 5 minutes until the #Zelda #NintendoDirect. I've got 100:1 odds on Nicolas Cage being announced as Linebeck in the live action film. 😁
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Murphy's Lawyer @menageri.org.uk · 08/09/2026
20 minutes to the #Zelda Direct.
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Murphy's Lawyer @menageri.org.uk · 08/09/2026
Reposting for @zhochaka.org.uk
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
rnli.org/support-us/g...
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Murphy's Lawyer @menageri.org.uk · 08/09/2026
Here's the new PS6 Plus. It won't take discs, just downloads. It comes with 16GB of storage, which you can expand using only our proprietary memory at only twice the price of other top-end M2 drives. Don't try fitting third party drives, you'll brick the console. (1/2)
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Helene von Bismarck @helenebismarck.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Seriously, what more do you need to be worried, if MASKED uniformed men closing down your critical infrastructure are not enough?
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Murphy's Lawyer @menageri.org.uk · 07/09/2026
Excellent news. The world needs more Unexpected Yuri on mainstream entertainment. reel360.com/article/sabr...
reel360.com
Sabrina Carpenter celebrates first Emmy win for ‘The Muppet Show'
THE EMMYS: Sabrina Carpenter won her first Emmy as The Muppet Show took Outstanding Variety Special and three additional awards.
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Joanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This is just to say... I have stolen the work that you spent years creating and which you were probably hoping would pay your bills But online sharing doesn't count It's actually a compliment So fuck you BTW, I'm a fan
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Murphy's Lawyer @menageri.org.uk · 06/09/2026
Three have reminded me my two year contract giving me unlimited calls, texts and data at £18 a month runs out soo. They’re offering me a “special” two year contract giving me unlimited calls, texts and data at £21 a month. (1/3)
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Murphy's Lawyer @menageri.org.uk · 06/09/2026
Lorge man. Smol cat.
Screen shot from Reacher Series 4. Reacher is cuddling a small white kitten while sitting as a passenger in the front seat of a car being driven by a Black police officer. A second police officer is sitting in the back of the car.
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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 05/09/2026
The fabulous and much-missed Mr. Squeak (20lb of brawny Norwegian Forest Cat), egregiously mislabeling himself. 😄
Large grey and white Norwegian Forest Cat sitting in box labeled “FRAGILE”.
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Murphy's Lawyer @menageri.org.uk · 05/09/2026
5:1 on that Derek Meddings saw this and Took Notes.
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Murphy's Lawyer @menageri.org.uk · 05/09/2026
I asked the maid in dulcet tone To order me a buttered scone The silly girl has been and gone And ordered me a buttered scone
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
How Ich wisshe, How Ich wisshe thou wert heere We are but two poor pawnes swimminge yn the Acheron Year aftir yeare Runninge ovir the same olde grounde, what have we founde? The same olde feares. Wisshe thou wert heere.
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Newt 🦎 @newtsnaturethings.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
SQUIRREL 🐿️ #inuyasha #inukag
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
NEW The legal agony of Wile E Coyote Coyote vs Acme may be one of the best films about civil litigation ever made By me, at @prospectmagazine.co.uk www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/ideas/law/th...
prospectmagazine.co.uk
The legal agony of Wile E Coyote
Coyote vs Acme may be one of the best films about civil litigation ever made
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Helen McCarthy @helenmccarthy51.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#SomethingBeautiful - proof of my childhood theory that budgerigars are birds of prey. (My mother's budgies definitely were.)
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Murphy's Lawyer @menageri.org.uk · 03/09/2026
The Mandalorian and Grogu is okay. It’s not a must-watch, but it’s charming enough if you want to see some low-stakes adventures with some mild peril in the Star Wars galaxy.
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