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Melanie

@melobeee.bsky.social
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Bookshop owner. Middlesbrough men and Manchester City women supporter. Green menace. Mother of a son.

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Manchester City @mancity.com · 04/10/2026
W. 5 WINS IN A ROW ✅
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Melanie @melobeee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shirley in her mithril shirt this evening.
Shirley Ballas from Strictly Come Dancing wearing a top that looks like it’s made of mithril, just like Frodo Baggins.
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Melanie @melobeee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My fave and I don’t even fully understand why
Winona Ryder from September to December in a variety of appropriate poses per month
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Melanie @melobeee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bringing on the drinks! Mead and Coffey. Need to come up with a cocktail called a Clinton. #MCWFC #ManCityWomen
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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KYLIE LIGHT YEARS
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
These City charges date back to 2009. All I can say is that the last game of the 2007/08 season was Middlesbrough 8 - 1 Manchester City.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
According to Merriam-Webster a terrorist is defined as ”a person who uses or advocates violence, destruction, and fear to achieve political, religious, or ideological goals”. Daniel Thomas is a terrorist, not a protestor, and if you support him, you support terrorism. bsky.app/profile/news...
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not to be all maudlin, but I think "sung by a child" is the bit that has broken something inside of me.
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As ever, @michaelrosenyes.bsky.social puts it very well.
Michael Rosen
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Well, well, well, we've reached a new low in the anti-Ed-Miliband campaign. Anunziata Rees-Mogg has used the photo of Miliband eating a bacon sandwich. This was the photo that the Sun newspaper published in the lead-up to the General Election. Miliband is 'caught' by the photographer with his eyes half shut, making the kind of face that we all make as we eat. People might remember the not-at-all antisemitic headline that went with it,
'Save Our Bacon'. (There are so many layers of sneering antisemitism to that photo and headline, it's hard to unpick it all. I did at the time, and remember people kindly pointing out to me that I was...er....making a meal out of it.)
So Ms Rees-Mogg has posted the picture and added this message: 'Perhaps as a "proud British Jew" Ed forgot that the Torah explicitly bans the consumption of pork for all Jewish people.'
So what has happened here is that a non-Jew has joined the Jewish Purity Police, and doing a mixture of mockery and policing of what kind of Jew, Miliband is allowed to be. I've suggested that Ms Rees-Mogg should get hold of one of the Nazis' nose-measuring apparatuses that they used to 'measure' someone's Jewishness. Surely it's time to get scientific about this matter.
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Melanie @melobeee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My favourite album that is older than me. Not a bad track on it.
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Melanie @melobeee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I think they should add extra Os to more place names to jazz things up a bit. ‘Live from Moanchester’ ´Breaking news in Bristool’
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Melanie @melobeee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Are you an awuuhk?! I AM NOT AN AWUUKH!
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Melanie @melobeee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
One of those days where I feel like I should throw down my enemy and smite his ruin on the mountainside but in the end I can’t really be arsed.
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Melanie @melobeee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Came to the replies specifically to see The Doorman 🐸
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Melanie @melobeee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
🙋🏻‍♀️
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 13/08/2026
well hang on let’s put that headline in context So like she was saying, when do we start taking this seriously
BBC front page. Train derailed after track buckled, home on fire, and Kew measured hottest day of the year at 38.1 C
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Melanie @melobeee.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This sounds like it will go well…
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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I've never used ChatGPT. If I'm absolutely honest, although I've heard of Claude, I'm not 100% sure what it is. I've never knowingly used an #AI tool. To me, this post reads like 'If pre-sliced cheese was suddenly banned, would you even know how to slice cheese manually?'
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Melanie @melobeee.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Pretty little banded demoiselle hanging out on a leaf in Colmar.
A pretty blue banded demoiselle damselfly on a leaf, wings slightly blurred from the light breeze.
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Melanie @melobeee.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Victoria Coren Mitchell always says the third place play off is the best game. #FRAENG #WorldCup #ThirdPlacePlayOff #OnlyConnect
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Melanie @melobeee.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
SAKA! WHY DIDNT HE COME AGAINST ARGENTINA! FOR GODS SAKE MAN!
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Eddie Burfi @eddieburfi.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Oh well. On the bright side, with the World Cup done for us, looking forward to #boro bolstering our squad with the £££ from Morgan Rogers to Arsenal and Djed Spence to Inter. #utb
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Melanie @melobeee.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Cheating gets never get a yellow #ENGARG #WorldCup #ArgyBargy
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Lil Harvey @jawntravolta.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
-The Appalachian Mountains are older than trees, bones and the rings of Saturn. -There are ancient aquatic fossils at the summit of Mt. Everest. Which means the highest point on earth was once the sea floor. -Saturn could float on water because it's less dense than water itself.
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Theo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 15/07/2026
Pave paradise, put up a data centre...
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I respect France's commitment to not working on a holiday.
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Melanie @melobeee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Is he having a tantrum about being knocked out of the World Cup despite cheating?
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Melanie @melobeee.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Harry Kane’s voice!! 🤣🤣🤣
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Melanie @melobeee.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Not all verdes are capes
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Melanie @melobeee.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This DRC keeper is a legend. Or légende as they say in the DRC. #ENGDRC #WorldCup 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇩🥅
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Greg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Half time analysis
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Hospital roofs replaced by rockets and guns. Buried in the smallprint - Starmer's defence plan means slashing funding for hospitals to pay for bullets and bombs. Will @andyburnham.bsky.social go along with this?
Ar the post pmqs lobby, the pms spokesperson didn't rule out cuts to some hospital building programmes to pay for increased defence spending
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Melanie @melobeee.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
When Cacophonix gets his lyre out again
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Melanie @melobeee.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Alf-Inge crying! 🥹❤️ #worldcup #norway
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Melanie @melobeee.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
PARAGUAY!!! What a shoot out. Effing love it. #WorldCup #GERPAR #Paraguay
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Melanie @melobeee.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Ew gross now I’m glad they lost.
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Melanie @melobeee.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Put Nick Woltemade in a West Germany kit and all you can do is step back in time #WorldCup #GERPAR #Woltemade #retro
Germany’s Nick Woltemade looking super retro
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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I HEARD A RUMOUR THE BANANARAMA
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Melanie @melobeee.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
youtu.be/9cQlVww0zKo
youtu.be
Sash! - Ecuador (Official Video)
YouTube video by Altra Moda Music
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Melanie @melobeee.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
#NaturesFan
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Melanie @melobeee.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Thank god for that breeze!!
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Juraj Mikurcik @jurajmikurcik.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This is why cities need trees. Hard surfaces and parked cars can reach extreme temperatures, while shaded grass and tree-covered areas stay dramatically cooler. This is the urban heat island effect in one image: hard surfaces absorb and radiate heat, while vegetation and shade reduce it.
Photo showing a combination of hard and soft landscape with callouts of surface temperatures
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Melanie @melobeee.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Christ! 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Melanie @melobeee.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Melanie @melobeee.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
What’s that on your head?
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Melanie @melobeee.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Dunno what they’re feeding these Cape Verde lads. Incredible stuff.
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