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Never eaten or even seen an iced gem! They mustn't have made their way to Ayrshire when I was a child. #GBBO #BakeOff

Eléna de M H @mellohog.bsky.social · 10h

I went to visit an estate for work this morning that's had multiple problems with dogs killing sheep and cattle. They now have two dog parks that are very popular with locals, and have reduced the number of dogs attacking livestock. #TheArchers

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Eléna de M H @mellohog.bsky.social · 10h

Not read about Cornell because I don't need to. Worked in men's rugby union for 7 years. Worked with criminals, with those who should've been prosecuted but weren't, with hundreds of men who laughed along and looked the other way. I still see them sometimes. They cross the road to avoid me.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The fact that the Fairford suspects are all British Nationals proves nothing. I’m a British National and look at the damage I’ve already caused to the UK.

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Eléna de M H @mellohog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Don't name your baby just to cheer someone up! If that were the case, I'd have been called Mafalda Fatima. 😳 #TheArchers

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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

ALL men benefit from male violence, because it allows you to think you’re a good person because you haven’t assaulted a woman. That does not make you a good person, but you have collectively put that bar in hell.

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Eléna de M H @mellohog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Obadiah, Frankincense, Ezekiel, Fortinbrass, Ptolemy... #TheArchers

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Eléna de M H @mellohog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Poor Amber. So many women end up with PTSD after giving birth. #TheArchers

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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It's been happening forever, and will happen forever, that rich people fuck off to lower-tax areas and frame it as political defiance of some law they personally don't like. 'Seatbelts in cars make it impossible for me to deliver wealth.' 'Without smoking in pubs, how am I meant to...'

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Eléna de M H @mellohog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I was a fresher at St Andrews 20 years ago and this was going on then. I was in a minority of Scottish students with a Scottish that was routinely mocked. And the stupid thing - I'd gone to private school like most of them. But Ayrshire accent = hide the silver! www.theguardian.com/education/20...

theguardian.com

‘It’s like the Scottish Upper East Side’: shame and snobbery as American students blamed for St Andrews classism

Online comments reflect class tensions at Scottish university between those from lower-income families and wealthier US undergraduates

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Eléna de M H @mellohog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Dump him. Dessert is better than a boyfriend.

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Eléna de M H @mellohog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'd rather have someone say 'wet as an otter's pocket' 50 times in every match than anyone describing anything as 'rugby porn', 'pure filth' or 'sexy ruggers' ever again.

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Eléna de M H @mellohog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Can't remember which #TheArchers bleeter I was telling about top hats ages ago but here's what they look like. Staple of children's parties on the west coast of Scotland (and maybe elsewhere!). I've made 50 for my nephew's 9th birthday.

Top hats: children's party treats made of marshmallows in milk chocolate with a small sweet on top such as a Smartie or M&M

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Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This AI discourse is amazing. "We've created this very dangerous thing, based largely on the mass theft of labour, that we should stop developing" - okay, so that means that you should be treated like social and economic vandals, not revered as sages on podcasts.

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Dan Snow @thehistoryguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You know who else was obsessed with dancing around on the pinheads of imagined classifications based on where great grandparents were born and what they believed? The Nazis.

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Eléna de M H @mellohog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Could Kate be the celebrant for Carol's funeral? She'd love that, I'm sure. #TheArchers

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Eléna de M H @mellohog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My eldest sister was nearly three weeks overdue with her first baby and he was enormous. 😥 #TheArchers

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Eléna de M H @mellohog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Have people in Ambridge never heard of giving people space? Especially bereaved people. #TheArchers

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Eléna de M H @mellohog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I love Jazzer but I hate 'hen' as a term of endearment. (I also hate dear, darling, sweetheart, babe, honey. Basically don't call me anything that isn't my name.) #TheArchers

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Eléna de M H @mellohog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Toast not brown enough? I'm sure we can all suggest a place Bert can stick it to change the colour. #TheArchers

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Eléna de M H @mellohog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Is it parasites destroying the pitch? Is the club dealing with parasites? Montpellier full of parasites? This stuff just writes itself.

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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

“Our event is run in a way where we can’t pay those who host it” Then don’t run the event then.

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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Stop. Asking. Freelancers. To. Work. For. Free.

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Xero Reynolds 41/100 on Patreon @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.

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Eléna de M H @mellohog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I don't think I've ever been to a wedding where kids have been invited. And I never went to a wedding as a child. #TheArchers

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Eléna de M H @mellohog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Yes, it is obvious when you send an invitation to named people for a wedding that it's just those named people invited. Natasha's just being a breenger. #TheArchers

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Eléna de M H @mellohog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Has he worked hard all this life though? Or has he just been taking the piss? #TheArchers

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Eléna de M H @mellohog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I must move to Bretagne immediately.

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Eléna de M H @mellohog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

When I have to introduce an aristocrat at my job in rural affairs and I can't remember their title...

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Eléna de M H @mellohog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I missed #TheArchers live tonight as I took my nephews out for tea. Topics of conversation included: dinosaurs in space; the concept of time and if the past is the past for everyone; how cool Spider-Man is; and how sore being stung by a wasp is. I'm exhausted now.

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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

*rubs temples* why am i reading about MPs scrutinising Eurovision track record instead of them taking action against far-right and fascist groups that are harrassing the RNLI, the public, & shutting down infrastructure www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

bbc.co.uk

UK's 'dismal' Eurovision song choices to be examined by MPs

It comes after the UK's entry Look Mum No Computer came last in May's final, scoring just one point.

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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The only way they would shut down AI is if it became self-aware but started to say things like 'net zero now' and 'stop destroying orangutan habitat'. Do you know how quickly they pull the plug if AI came out as woke 😂

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Eléna de M H @mellohog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I had a random chat with a random man last week about diversification on farms and he thought I meant diversity. "It's not actually a good thing!" I told him all the reasons why diversity, especially in rural, is a great thing. 🖕 #TheArchers I really should stop talking to strangers.

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Eléna de M H @mellohog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

There are quite a few dog parks round here. Nice earner! #TheArchers

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Eléna de M H @mellohog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Esme's not done her SFI application?! The writers are writing her as a bit of a crap farmer! 😂 #TheArchers

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Eléna de M H @mellohog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I've seen three films at the cinema in the last six days: The Incomer - absolutely brilliant; Pressure - very good; Practical Magic 2 - very bad.

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Eléna de M H @mellohog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Will Carol pass away with her banking app showing that she transferred Alan a huge sum of money? #TheArchers

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Eléna de M H @mellohog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Is he holding his niece hostage in her car? #TheArchers

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Eléna de M H @mellohog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

How embarrassing to have your uncle turn up at your work because you're hooking up with his step-daughter's ex-husband. Soap, soap, soap. I love it, really. 🤣 #TheArchers

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Eléna de M H @mellohog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Carol says she's scared of dying but then won't do anything to make her own life and health better?! #TheArchers

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Eléna de M H @mellohog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Hedges are so important! 🐦‍⬛💦🐛

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