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Boiler suit on over the dress? Just while she's in the cab. 😂 #TheArchers

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This seeing a photo thing does not add up. #TheArchers

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I'm with Freddie on this one. Pip and Stella would want a tractor and not a limo. #TheArchers

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Eléna de M H @mellohog.bsky.social · 14h

FFS, is there anyone Keira doesn't want the truth from? #TheArchers

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A friend is off to her cousin's wedding in Ireland this weekend. 300 invited. 😳

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Eléna de M H @mellohog.bsky.social · 15h

Ha ha, yes, of course! Rosie's entire school has now been invited and every distant Archer cousin. #TheArchers

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I want Josh's return to be as soapy as possible: he's played by a different actor; he's secretly married; his new wife is also called Stella and looks like Stella; he gets drunk and trashes Lower Loxley, but it doesn't matter as he's secretly bought it from Lizzie who's bankrupt. #TheArchers

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The return of Donalbain is scarier than anything in the novel.

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And uses his newly acquired Patagonian cattle handling skills to round up the cows and save the day. #TheArchers

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David: "I don't want to walk you down the aisle." Stella: "Oh well." *Carries on with her life* #TheArchers

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Stella's right. Everyone knows Josh is a prat. Apart from David and Ruth. #TheArchers

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200 wedding favours? Is that how many people will be at the wedding? Surely not. #TheArchers

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Umbrellas and guests dodging the storm = someone struck by lightning?!? #TheArchers

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She'll end up like one of those farmers who's still in control of the farm aged 90 and refuses to hand over to the 60-year-old son who she refers to as "the boy". #TheArchers

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It's frustrating that they've written her as a whiny "what about me?" type. She only wants to go because she's not been asked! #TheArchers

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I think she just doesn't want to be sidelined or have Freddie outshine her. #TheArchers

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If Lizzie cared about Freddie running LoLo well and making a good career for himself (like any supportive parent would, inherited estate or not on the cards), she'd encourage him to work at other estates and big houses, do some land management training etc. I actually can't stand her! #TheArchers

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Why didn't Freddie ask his mother for advice? Because she's patronising, dismissive and controlling. #TheArchers

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Lizzie and Vince deserve each other. The only difference is the accent. They're both horrible. #TheArchers

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Ha ha ha. Freddie applying for another country house role! Two fingers to Lizzie. #TheArchers

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Spanish tourist struggling with the Scottish accent in Argyll. "What's this?" "Sticky toffee pudding." Long pause and confused look. "Banoffee pie?"

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Eléna de M H @mellohog.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The soundtrack was the first album I ever bought!

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It's a very sort of aggressive concern Ambridge dwellers show their neighbours. #TheArchers

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Eléna de M H @mellohog.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I'm away for work but I'm still tuning in for #TheArchers tonight. #DedicatedFan

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Stella's mum is faking a broken bone to get out of the wedding. Don't blame her. #TheArchers

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Oh my god, why is Stella even remotely interested in Pip? Would she even have a passing conversation with her in the village? Wouldn't she run off to avoid her? "It's weird Pip Archer. I'm out of here." #TheArchers

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Some heavy metaphor work aimed at Brian there. Injured stag needing sedated. 😉 #TheArchers

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Especially after the way he treated Ruth, David and Ben! He's a charmless bore. #TheArchers

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