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Mellody 🏳️‍⚧️

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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Mellody 🏳️‍⚧️ @mellodyevangeline.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I believe Tim Curry is having a good time in the afterlife
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Mellody 🏳️‍⚧️ @mellodyevangeline.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Without saying your age, what’s your favourite movie that came out when you were 18?
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Interstellar: The Iconic 'NOOOOO!!' Scene
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Mellody 🏳️‍⚧️ @mellodyevangeline.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Why did you transition, right answers only I cried after watching Luca, and couldn't figure out why. I stared into the mirror after that with a deep sense of sadness. I closed my eyes and asked myself "If I were to open my eyes and see something that made me happy, what would it be?"
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Mellody 🏳️‍⚧️ @mellodyevangeline.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Squishable ◕‿◕ @squishable.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
What's this? Only the 20th ALTER EGO SERIES!!! Nothing says summer quite like...SPIDERS?!?!?! The Alter Ego Series 20: Spiders are all available now! 🕷️🕸️ 💜 squishable.com/collections/... 💜
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
got some of that "occurrence at bowel creek" hot sauce at the store. the label has got a little cartoon guy with flames coming out of his butthole. he died from the flame in his butt and doesnt know it yet, and is thus observing many strange occurrences
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froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
not only did Han shoot first, he fast tracked entry to the Kingdom of Heaven by shooting his adversary directly in the balls
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froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
many have asked me "froggy what was it like being a hot young twink in the year 2012." thank you for asking. i was dodging the casting couch like i was in Jamiroquai
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Mellody 🏳️‍⚧️ @mellodyevangeline.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
For some reason when you look me up on Google, the AI confuses me for this guy bsky.app/profile/ther...
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Mellody 🏳️‍⚧️ @mellodyevangeline.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Hello everyone, if you all could share this post I'd really appreciate it! www.tumblr.com/mellodyevang...
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💬 0  🔁 4  ❤️ 1 · Hi friends! My wife and I were up all night with our toddler, and we have a lot of adult stuff to get done today. Unfortunately, we are paycheck to paycheck right now. If y'all w…
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Mellody 🏳️‍⚧️ @mellodyevangeline.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
1 foot tall P.I., Grimp Shriggles: This case is a shrifficult one, I'll have to use all of my skills from my former gridetective days to solve it. The 6 foot leggy blonde that just sauntered into his office: humsband 💀
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Mellody 🏳️‍⚧️ @mellodyevangeline.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The original quote was "You're... A false flag attack"
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Mellody 🏳️‍⚧️ @mellodyevangeline.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
What's that one song that goes "Suck up and down on my meat, Mr Sexy Feet"?
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🇨🇦JOY 🇨🇦 @joycomes.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Cecropia Moth the largest moth in North America, with a 7 inch wing span!
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Mellody 🏳️‍⚧️ @mellodyevangeline.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
@tetzoo.bsky.social I've been watching Wild Kratts with my toddler, and it made me curious. What is your favorite "creature power"? (Mine is the ability of icefish to prevent their blood from freezing with an antifreeze protein)
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a cartoon illustration of a fish in a container
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Mellody 🏳️‍⚧️ @mellodyevangeline.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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a cartoon character with a green hat and red feet is flying through the air
ALT: a cartoon character with a green hat and red feet is flying through the air
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Mellody 🏳️‍⚧️ @mellodyevangeline.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
just popping on here to remind everyone that being married is cool as fuck and if you don't like your partner you're doing it wrong
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Cephalopod Warlock 🔻 @cephalopodwarlock.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Exactly what your mother said to me the other evening
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I dreamt of the beach (1/4)
Page one: text on black background, “WAKE UP!”. Eyes open, a baby sea turtle with an eggshell helmet says, “you need to wake up!”Page 2: helmet turtle says to a green baby sea turtle, who is waking up out off his egg, “we need to get moving.” CRASH! A cormorant breaks through the ceiling of their nest hole. Helmet turtle says MOVE!Page 3: “when you’re out there, beeline to the water. Don’t stop. Don’t be a hero. Godspeed.” The helmet turtle kicks baby green turtle out the hole off a cliff onto the beach below.Page 4: baby green turtle lands on the sand. The distance between him and the water is quite large. Another baby sea turtle is being devoured by a seagull and is screaming for help.
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Mellody 🏳️‍⚧️ @mellodyevangeline.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
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Mellody 🏳️‍⚧️ @mellodyevangeline.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Holy shit, that water
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Mellody 🏳️‍⚧️ @mellodyevangeline.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
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Squishable ◕‿◕ @squishable.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
IT'S THAT TIME AGAAAAAIN!!! That's right - Alter Ego Series 19: Moth Set 2 is available now!!! Collect them all, or choose your favs, I'm not telling you how to live your life!! 😍😍😍 🩷 Alter Egos: squishable.com/collections/... 🩷
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 14/03/2026
guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies
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nub @sillynubcat.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
A digitally manipulated image showing a baby mid-air, seemingly about to dunk a basketball into a hoop. The baby is wearing a white outfit and appears to be in an exaggeratedly high jump. Below the baby, there's a cartoonish, blue, amorphous creature with a sad or surprised expression, looking up at the scene. The basketball hoop is drawn in a simple, black outline style.
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Mellody 🏳️‍⚧️ @mellodyevangeline.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Them: So what fandoms are you in? Me: I'm a flurry Them: Oh cool I actually just commissioned my OC yesterday- Me: No, you misunderstand me. I'm a small swirling mass of snow or leaves, moved by sudden gusts of wind. Them: Oh, that sounds hard... Me: Nah, it's a breeze.
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Mellody 🏳️‍⚧️ @mellodyevangeline.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Lurdy Lurdy I'm turning 30
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Mellody 🏳️‍⚧️ @mellodyevangeline.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
This is it, I'm officially turning 30 today!
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Dropout @dropout.tv · 28/01/2026
YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY
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Mellody 🏳️‍⚧️ @mellodyevangeline.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Just a reminder that my birthday isn't until February 3rd, so there's still time if you wanna contribute!
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Mellody 🏳️‍⚧️ @mellodyevangeline.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Just a reminder that my birthday isn't until February 3rd, so there's still time if you wanna contribute!
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Mellody 🏳️‍⚧️ @mellodyevangeline.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Still collecting that bday cash in order to avert the creation of Skynet!
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Mellody 🏳️‍⚧️ @mellodyevangeline.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Listen, we don't have much time. I'm you from the future, and only you can prevent my future. In the future, I have a really sucky 30th birthday party. But if you follow this link, well, you may just be able to prevent that. Good luck, kid. www.tumblr.com/mellodyevang...
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💬 0  🔁 6  ❤️ 2 · Hey y'all! I've got good news and bad news. Good News: My birthday is coming up soon! (Feb 3rd) Bad News: We will probably not be able to afford to celebrate it. This is w…
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Mellody 🏳️‍⚧️ @mellodyevangeline.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Listen, we don't have much time. I'm you from the future, and only you can prevent my future. In the future, I have a really sucky 30th birthday party. But if you follow this link, well, you may just be able to prevent that. Good luck, kid. www.tumblr.com/mellodyevang...
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💬 0  🔁 6  ❤️ 2 · Hey y'all! I've got good news and bad news. Good News: My birthday is coming up soon! (Feb 3rd) Bad News: We will probably not be able to afford to celebrate it. This is w…
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𝕲𝖔𝖉𝖎𝖛𝖆 𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑 @godivaghoul.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
some more
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Mellody 🏳️‍⚧️ @mellodyevangeline.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
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the corgi from cowboy bebop @realqrampage.fightins.online · 17/12/2025
my husband isn’t even playing a star wars video game, but I just heard him say: “help me, Obi-Wan, I have a huge boner”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Lmaoooo
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Seasick @seasickseasick.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Im hooting on it
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Brandyn Buchanan @brandyn.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
bro Dad didn't even pay to remove the watermark. I just can't live like this.
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Mellody 🏳️‍⚧️ @mellodyevangeline.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
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Mellody 🏳️‍⚧️ @mellodyevangeline.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
When god made the alligator he didn't know that the devil would make me
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Mellody 🏳️‍⚧️ @mellodyevangeline.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
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Mellody 🏳️‍⚧️ @mellodyevangeline.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
In the slime dimension, where everything is made of foul, viscous secretions, there exists a class of person lower than the rest of the slimey inhabitants. What utter filth could possibly be deemed lower than that which itself is already as lowly and vile as can be? They're called goobros 👨‍💻
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Mellody 🏳️‍⚧️ @mellodyevangeline.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Chat what could this mean
Honestly I'm at a loss for words here
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