froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 11hthose times when there was only one set of footprints in the sand? don't know about that, but looks like a men's size 9, rather dainty, good instep. let me check WikiFeet for possible matches 010
froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026people don't get this scene. Bonesaw is reacting to the perceived disrespect of the three beautiful ladies he came to the ring with, with whom he is very much in love 000
Reposted by froggythe burgundy iceberg part 1 @burgundybonnso.bsky.social · 24/08/2026What would ye do if I keelhauled meself. Would ye be sad if I keelhauled meself. 0393
froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026children's entertainer Sam Neill teaches you about all the body parts you won't need where you're going 000
Reposted by froggymichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 06/09/2025ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes 3468691841
froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026me [resting my eyes on the page for a moment before beginning my sermon]: yo what up gamers, 050
Reposted by froggyInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Breathe easy, InfoWarriors! Sen. Mitch McConnell just called in with a reassuring update from the space between life and death! 583350560
Reposted by froggypatrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I cannot stress this enough: there is a bunch of secret gold buried in graves at the cemetery closest to you, it is marked by coded names on headstones, and it’s up to you to crack the code. 517026
Reposted by froggyfilth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social · 21/06/2026baby shoes for sale, worn a lot. i mean that baby wore the fuck outta those shoes. baby has no control over its motor functions except for its powerful legs which it uses to travel great distances, 030959
froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026call me a honking, flapping goose, the way i be up in that V 010
froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026if Wemby was born in New Jersey, his name would be Vick "The Legs", and his thing would be dangling people out a second story window while standing on the ground floor 010
froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026not a big fan of the Mole People. no yeah i would definitely say i look down on them, for sure 020
froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026you all laughed at Pepe le Pew when you could have reached out a helping hand. are you happy now? is this what you wanted? 010
Reposted by froggykrat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 22/04/2026grondo here accused worst caveman crime, he shame us before all ancestors: grug say grondo mix the berries. what say grondo grondo very lucky today he die free caveman. grondo love mix berries. grondo not live in a world where berries no mix. grondo guilty as snake 645064
froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 04/04/2026huffing my own farts? buddy, the whole room is farts. i'm huffing pure, breathable air out of a can 020
Reposted by froggyAll Is On @mrspotatodick.bsky.social · 27/03/2026chopped unc singing in the dead of night 948567
Reposted by froggyMeena Dhalgren @missdhalgren.bsky.social · 02/03/2026We're smokin' that Argentinian himejoshi catgirl shit out of a puma bone pipe at an altitude of 12,600 feet, concurrent with the third Dynasty of Ur, you stupid shit. 2931461175
Reposted by froggySridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 28/02/2026I hope Donald Trump dies. Moderators: I hope Donald Trump dies. 482193344
froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 04/02/2026a good, hard-working dog wins the highest award a dog can get, and then has her crown stolen by another. we must dismantle the system 110
froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Bluesky poster in 2024: hi everyone, finally left the bird site. :) any good accounts to follow? Bluesky poster now: 151
Reposted by froggyBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Kinda sucks how one day you’ll post stuff like “does the Grinch use the toilet?” and then the next it has to be “I reject those who worship death” 4867451369
froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 07/01/2026i always thought they were cool for building a Hilton in Hanoi and torturing a bunch of people there, but i take it all back 010
froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 27/12/2025you think Mario ever wanders the streets of New Donk City and tells someone he wants to shoot them so bad his dick's hard 020
froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 13/12/2025many have asked me "froggy what was it like being a hot young twink in the year 2012." thank you for asking. i was dodging the casting couch like i was in Jamiroquai 082
froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 05/12/2025not only did Han shoot first, he fast tracked entry to the Kingdom of Heaven by shooting his adversary directly in the balls 021
froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 05/12/2025it's messed up they're allowed to play 🎵 wake me up! before you go go 🎵 in the grocery store after Zoolander's friends died in that freak gasoline fight incident. show some respect 020
froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 27/10/2025me when i wear the infamous symbol of the Nazi 3rd SS Panzer Division for almost two decades, and then people yell at me for it and people in my campaign start resigning 040
froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 06/09/2025"early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy wealthy and wise" well where's my fucking money, Ben Franklin. where is it 040
Reposted by froggymerritt @merrittk.com · 10/11/2023Saddest thing in the world is a cartoon mouse cutting off paper-thin slices of a single bean for his dinner 201113108
froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 30/07/2025tell them i died like i lived: one hand on the throttle of my jet ski, the other one cranking my hog 030
froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 11/07/2025when my cat walks into my room just to bite me for no reason 030
froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 30/05/2025it's because it's the only way i can feel anymorevice.comHere’s Why Men Are Pointing Loaded Guns at Their DicksInternal fighting among gun owners has led to one of the dumbest memes of all time. 030
froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 14/05/2025there's a skunk in my neighborhood, and based on the smell i think he's got some really good weed 031
froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 05/03/2025a gooner is someone of low birth. if they're highborn, you call them an edgelord 093
Reposted by froggyDrew @4484.cool · 25/02/2025When you see this guy going around town in his little car, do what I do and say "From one lowly worm to another, keep on truckin', brother!" - Drew4484 210121
froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 08/02/2025might have been into furry porn at some point but my recollection's a little fuzzy 070
froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 19/01/2025check out my new sweater. you may need to install Counter-Strike: Source to see it properly 051
froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 31/12/2024i'm sorry, but as a large language model created by OpenAI, i cannot "suck it nasty style" until "your balls look like a sun-dried tomato." please let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with! 050
Reposted by froggygeorgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 16/12/2024just noticed my vizier's email address is the_scheming_vizier@yahoo.com should i be concerned 22690121
froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 12/12/2024everyone at the function: damn it slice wizard, you can't have any more slices me: 140
froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 09/12/2024fuck this guy!! you can take my Japan Real Hole pocket pussy out of my cold, dead hands!!! 150
froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024remembering that weird Jeopardy producer who tried to become permanent host even though no one knew who he was. one of the most bizarre acts of hubris of all time 060
