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Michael Edward Mortemaster

@melissasbrain.bsky.social
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He/she/they. Bisexual feminine nontransitioning trans guy. AuDHD and social anxiety. 41 years old. Dr. Neo Cortex's Sandwich Maker and Crystal Counter. Fictoromantic, fictosexual, and a yumeshipper. PFP art by @artfulmagic.bsky.social

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Michael Edward Mortemaster @melissasbrain.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
my response to elon musk becoming a trillionaire.... imagine me singing the phrase "eat him" to the tune of ode to joy and you have my feelings in a nutshell
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Michael Edward Mortemaster @melissasbrain.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i'm so tired man
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Michael Edward Mortemaster @melissasbrain.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Is it not the right category of crime? I don't care about that, I just want a severe punishment.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/10/2026
elon musk has more empathy for lines of code than a majority of humanity
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Scott Forester @scofoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So what do we call them now? The....brothers, and sister?
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 02/04/2026
You don’t have to be “normal.” You only have to be yourself. One day, a world will arrive where no one is boxed by categories like LGBT🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Until that moment, I’ll keep sending this message into the universe: You are a beautiful, unique miracle.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why does another presidential retreat need to be at a property owned by the sitting president? Calling it a gift to future presidents doesn’t erase the obvious conflict of interest.
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Trump wants to turn his West Palm Beach golf club into the new Camp David
The plan calls for the federal government to be granted part of the property, with the rest maintained as a private course.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well isn’t this self-serving? The White House confirmed that the Trump administration has asked officials to look into creating a presidential retreat at Trump’s own golf club in Palm Beach “for future Presidents.” We already have Camp David.
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Michael Edward Mortemaster @melissasbrain.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
OH HELL NO. FUCK NO.
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CrudeGalLewd 🏳️‍⚧️ @crudegalrude.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay rather than complaining about the new ai psyop poop trend that sucks what if instead we revived the gem trend that was good and for people who possess souls. If you wanna participate feel free to use #Petravember. SFW or NSFW angst or no angst everything is permitted. #petraparker
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Frieren, 🏳️‍⚧️ Tiefling Princess @fes4ever.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
Picture of Miles O'Brien, played by Colm Meaney in Star Trek The Next Generation/Star Trek Deep Space 9, standing with his hands on his hips and smiling. There is text over the image in 4 parts. Part 1: "Stay alive. Stay fucking alive" Part 2: "It's shit now but it won't always be" Part 3: "Happiness comes in waves" Part 4: "You will find it and feel it again"
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Michael Edward Mortemaster @melissasbrain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
okay i know bonnie is blue in fortnite now but he's traditionally purple or blue
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Michael Edward Mortemaster @melissasbrain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i just realized that there are now two purple rabbits in fortnite: jax and bonnie the rabbit. with all the times i called jax a bonnie reject with smoker teeth, i cannot believe the two characters have canonically met each other.
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AOC understands this and I'm extremely excited to campaign for her because of it.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Michael Edwards @medwardsva.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's fucking absurd to me that it's taking this long for Oney to get knocked down a peg in any way. The guy has been openly racist, transphobic, and sexist for fucking years, it's never been a secret Also, he was one of the first people to heavily defend Shad man
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
of COURSE newsom is pro pervert glasses lol like please be less predictable sir
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Michael Edward Mortemaster @melissasbrain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it fascinates me how the patriarchy is simultaneously homophobic as hell yet extremely homoerotic and very gay
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 02/10/2026
The rush to accuse, without anything approaching due diligence, artists of using "AI," should be treated with contempt. An artist gets their work *ripped off* to train a plagiarism machine, which then shits out inferior versions of that work, so then you accuse the artist of using "AI"? Fuck you.
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Poitcast @poitcast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So the merger got approved…
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 02/10/2026
Chiitan loves transgender people 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Even a plain statement like this now brings slander and insults, but I think a society where people can live happily as themselves matters more than silence, so I will keep saying it until the account is gone. love everyone🤍
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
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Cheez 🖤 comms closed! @ricecakehomie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Theyre reccomending me poison-type grunt fits on amazon
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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
RONALD REAGAN IS IN HELL WAITING FOR HEAVEN TO TRICKLE DOWN
RONALD REAGAN IS IN HELL WAITING FOR HEAVEN TO TRICKLE DOWN
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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Hunter Dunn @hunterisntdunn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Candidate for Kansas Senate Roger Marshall (R):
Am I out of touch?
No, it's the *700* patients I sued who are wrong.
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Michael Edward Mortemaster @melissasbrain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Changed my name. Not legally, just informally. Call me Michael, or Mike.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
MTG has really been going after her own.
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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rumination
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Michael Edward Mortemaster @melissasbrain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this post is about the entertainment industry
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Michael Edward Mortemaster @melissasbrain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
IF SOMEONE TRIES TO FEED YOU SLOP. VOMIT IT BACK IN THEIR FACE. DO NOT CONSUME IT.
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Michael Edward Mortemaster @melissasbrain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Allow me to vent for a second: FUCK MONEY. FUCK ANYTHING TO DO WITH MONEY. I HATE MONEY. I HATE THAT I NEED MONEY. I HATE THAT MONEY CORRUPTS PEOPLE. FUCK CAPITALISM AND HOW DEHUMANIZING IT IS.
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Michael Edward Mortemaster @melissasbrain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought Goofy and Max were dogs with a pet cat while Pete's family was all cats save for their pet dog.
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Michael Edward Mortemaster @melissasbrain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
same <3
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💥 sandopolis #1 hater 💥 @bruhman7967.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
edificio de pisa #pizzatower
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Michael Edward Mortemaster @melissasbrain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Peg's a dog? I thought she was a cat!
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🌸Danidraws🌸🔞 @danidraws666.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Heads up, these are scam bots! Don't interact with them, please donate to reliable sources
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Michael Edward Mortemaster @melissasbrain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
WHY THE FUCK IS DISNEY DISRESPECTING JIM CUMMINGS!?
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Michael Edward Mortemaster @melissasbrain.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cian O'Clery is an ableist sack of shit.
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Michael Edward Mortemaster @melissasbrain.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
SOMEONE ON TUMBLR TRIED TO MISGENDER ME LOL. dude, i am a trans man. they said, "you're still a man". i'm laughing, they're so fucking stupid!! TRANSPHOBES ARE SO FUCKING STUPID, MAN!!! ROTFLMFAO
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Michael Edward Mortemaster @melissasbrain.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
People who are publicly saying being anti-Israel is antisemetic... what about every Israeli who is protesting against the genocidal actions of their government? Every Israeli protesting their government for the actions taken against Palestine? Are they antisemetic too?
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Michael Edward Mortemaster @melissasbrain.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fuck Ed Sheeran, Fuck Pink, and fuck everyone who agrees with them about Israel. I have no problem with Jews or Israeli people, but the Israeli government and Netanyahu are committing genocide against Palestinians. They are killing innocent people. It's not antisemetic to TELL THE FUCKING TRUTH.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran’s band just quit the Ed Sheeran tour.
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🪱Grimbuscula🪱 @grimbuscula.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hey, my dad is doing really bad medically and needs to get himself a car so he can go get treatment, he made a go fund me and anything would be really appreciated.. sorry I don't mean to guilt trip or anything but he's getting desperate for help www.gofundme.com/f/jeff-needs...
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Democracy Docket @democracydocket.com · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: In a major win for voters, the Supreme Court rejected the Trump administration’s attempt to reinstate its mail voting restrictions ahead of November’s pivotal midterm elections.  www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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Supreme Court rejects Trump bid to revive mail voting restrictions ahead of midterms, in huge win for voters
Read more here.
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