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meikejne

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Eat well, laugh often, love abundantly. Deep in my 💆🏻‍♀️🐝👶🏻 era

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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 3h
America now runs on Argentinian beef, Russia Diesel, and measles.
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 8h
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man reads in a cosy armchair surrounded by books. "I've read so much." Panel 2: He looks wistful. "But lived so little." Panel 3: He throws open the curtains excitedly. "I bet a world of wonders awaits me outside!" Panel 4: Outside is total chaos – atomic cloud, buildings on fire, UFOs in the sky, lightning, people fleeing. He stares blankly.
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meikejne @meikejne.bsky.social · 5h
Today, I: - found a new local bookstore - bought a presta to schrader converter - tried a new local Thai place - had a therapy consult; reached out for a 2nd - napped with my cat - will play TDS’s Halloween event w/11 later This weekend: LBS yoga returns; 11’s last XC meet; haircuts; anniversary
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meikejne @meikejne.bsky.social · 13h
Always thrilling to walk into a bookstore and see my sister-in-law’s book on the shelf! In other news TIL that the DaVinci Code is apparently a banned / censored book and has joined the ranks of Lolita, Fahrenheit 451, A Clockwork Orange, and The Color Purple 🤷🏻‍♀️
A selection of books on a shelf. In the middle is a book whose spine reads “STEELE” and underneath it says “By Blood Shadow & Fire”A selection of books that have been banned or censored on a table
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meikejne @meikejne.bsky.social · 15h
Me: I am unapologetically taking the day today because even just the thought of it provides such a sense of relief Watch: Tomorrow’s World Mental Health Day; here’s a challenge for you!
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Jon Stewart: Go On...
Alt: Jon Stewart: Go On...
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meikejne @meikejne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My husband can’t unsee the fact that there are only three teeth between the incisors and that induced more body horror than humour (which has the inverse for me)
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meikejne @meikejne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We might have serious differences in perspective on life, but my dad immediately FaceTimed me tonight after I implied how shit today was (via a photo of a beer in a signature glass he had made for the farm) and you know what, that was really good Thanks dad
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
fraggle rock coordinates
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Utter barbarism. Like watching the reverse evolution of man into beast.
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meikejne @meikejne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Meijer is selling a 90s retro-styled boombox with cassette player, Bluetooth, usb, and aux ports, and ngl, I don’t even think I have any cassettes in my entire house but part of me totally wants it
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meikejne @meikejne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nothing like going to see a new doctor for a consult on your diagnosis only to be told that this condition is in their personal top three that they wouldn’t wish on their worst enemy
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meikejne @meikejne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I need to figure out the last piece of my costume this year but I want the reds to match as much as possible & I’m shit at crocheting in a circle so I should just accept mediocrity & order something before it’s too late but I also want them to match ugh I hate anxiety masquerading as perfectionism
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meikejne @meikejne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I used to follow a woman on the hell site whose entire premise was just promoting rest I didn’t fully understand why I was following her, but I knew I was or a reason. She ended up leaving and I forgot about her Good goddamn do I think of this woman all the time now
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meikejne @meikejne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today was really shit, just spent crying for hours in bed because surprise, estrogen is super important for my mental health (thanks aging I hate it), but tonight I have Autumntide from Ash&Elm, homemade butter chicken, Spanish hot cocoa, and sunshine, and I will pull through
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meikejne @meikejne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Guys, I’m tired At work, I’ve blinked and found myself implementing our choice of LLM into our tactical work because my staff is completely at capacity and it’s barely the start of EOY
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Purpose
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller.
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meikejne @meikejne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Work has me extremely philosophical around the nature of work and what constitutes tools v crutch v process improvement v— I want a drink.
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meikejne @meikejne.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
At a meet tonight. Lowkey some of the girls near me saw him round the corner and were like “oh there’s 11!” And then one nudged the other and was like “that’s his mom” lol and I was like “can I cheer with you?” 🤣
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meikejne @meikejne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
4 is so sick; I’m pretty sure he has the flu, given how quickly and how hard his fever hit. Poor buddy; he even smells sick. You can always tell a little one is truly sick by how much they snuggle and don’t move. This is especially true with my little perpetual motion machine 🥺
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meikejne @meikejne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Well, technically I hit 165 today on my RDL but I could tell my form was suffering. Some might say that would be because I decided to jog two miles as a warmup but real lifters know it’s because I need to try harder
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meikejne @meikejne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So satisfying to review 11’s schoolwork and papers from the last week and get them organized and break out the three ring hole punch and get prepped to help him study for his coming test this week and god you can take the nerd out of school but you can’t take the love of school out of the nerd
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meikejne @meikejne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Gosh, I can tell a foreign extra stout just by the shade of the foam (& density, let’s be real). My photo doesn’t do the golden hue justice but it’s honestly just prettier than the extra’s. This probably makes me sound like an alcoholic, which I am far from being, but this is the internet so 🤷🏻‍♀️
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meikejne @meikejne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wow I knew clothes shopping is rough out there but like, me walking out with a full-body item in XS with 40” hips is comically ridiculous It’s basically not even worth knowing measurements any longer because they’ve been rendered wholly meaningless Thanks vanity sizing I hate it
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meikejne @meikejne.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Man, upper body day is so demoralizing
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meikejne @meikejne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
1.5mi in 18 isn’t too terrible, I think! Unfortunately I noticed my IT band decided to speak up afterwards, so looks like I’ll be really honing in on my warm-ups and cool-downs for awhile. Hoping it has a minimal impact on my lift sesh tomorrow but we’ll have to see!
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meikejne @meikejne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think my grip is going to be the blocker in progressing my RDLs. I know it’ll get stronger just like the rest of me will, but my compounds are gonna suffer while I wait.
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meikejne @meikejne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Probably not the best song to have in my head as I walk into the weight room, but here we goooo
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meikejne @meikejne.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Took a chance to take a walk round the block just the two of us while 11 supervised 4. We were gone less than 15 minutes. 11 didn’t move from where he’d been doing his homework, so all looked well— only for him to say, “4 dropped his toy in the toilet” & 4 to say, “11 said to wash it w/4 soaps” 💀
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meikejne @meikejne.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Not to brag but I may be an expert in maintaining the boil without boiling over when it comes to preparing oatmeal on the hob
A pan of foamy liquid that looks millimeters from overflowing the top on a hob
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meikejne @meikejne.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Spent the midday at a public farmers market enjoying the absolutely beautiful day along the waterway and ended up capturing these two shots of the river. I don’t know which I like better but they’re both neat, so here we go!
A shot of the river with both algae and foam swirling in an abstract mannerA shot of the river with both algae and foam swirling in an abstract manner
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meikejne @meikejne.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Honestly, yesterday’s soap making ventures worked well for a first jaunt! The pink are the apple I mentioned below; the yellow (more golden out of the bright sun) are pumpkin. On deck later today will be cinnamon and warm cookie.
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meikejne @meikejne.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’ve been looking forward to going for a run with 11 all week. Yesterday got too hot so we said today. I peel myself out of bed & am sat in my robe, almost finished with my first cuppa, when he comes down dressed with socks & looks at me, betrayed by my unready state. Fam I think I’m hosed
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meikejne @meikejne.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Laughing at my first soaps out of the mold. They look like imitation burger patties and now I can’t unsee it
Four salmon-pink discs on a green cutting board in the sun light.
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meikejne @meikejne.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Despite 4 consuming peanut butter like it’s going out of style, I hadn’t had any in awhile until I put it on my toast this morning I am confronted anew by how delicious it is and just want to eat it by the spoonful Never been more grateful it makes my coffee taste like raisins: built-in deterrent!
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meikejne @meikejne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Good news: my DOMS are gone after yesterday’s 1.6mi run! Bad news: my leg joints ache after yesterday’s 1.6mi run. Which ones? Yes.
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meikejne @meikejne.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It only took me wearing it for 10 hours but I realized this afternoon that the dress I’m wearing today is significantly looser on me than the last time I wore it in an office, and while I’ve moved (mostly) from attempting to make my body smaller to making it stronger, this was still a nice surprise!
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meikejne @meikejne.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh fuck you gmail for building snippets from the plain text but not rendering it in HTML thus making these emails appear fucking blank through the UI without the human viewing each message’s underlying code Just wanted to blow up my entire day, did you Well You fucking succeeded I hate your face
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meikejne @meikejne.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I want you all to know that I am actively fighting against my instinct to just Do Everything Myself in order to fix something at work & when I say I am barely holding on Feels a bit like trying to corral a horse that suddenly started galloping & you’ve found yourself just along for the ride
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meikejne @meikejne.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I can’t tell if people are just better at protecting their mental health than I am, or if they just honestly work that slowly, but I want to figure this out because my mildly neuro-spicy brain doesn’t understand. I can’t honestly be /that/ much faster, right??
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Girl's Idgaf Stare Meme Face
Alt: Girl's Idgaf Stare Meme Face but used in a very Uncertain way
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meikejne @meikejne.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Somehow 4 has determined that he cannot go anywhere in the house without a) all lights on, everywhere, regardless of whether he will be in that area or not; and b) someone to go with him I love you, sweetheart, but you’re of an age where I don’t actually need to watch you pee
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sagittarius: You'll accomplish more at night than in the day hours this week. Except for the day drinking.
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meikejne @meikejne.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Most days I’m annoyed by how obsessed with me she is, but I have yet to come across a more durable or long-lasting hot water bottle than Miss Mustache, so while I may grumble, she’s not actually as bad as I was saying
A mostly glossy black cat, with small trimmed edges of white around the neck, lays on a grey lap, which is on a brown chair.
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Tommy Tomlinson @tommytomlinson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just realized how amazing it is that LSU got rid of Brian Kelly and became MORE of a villain
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Nicola Miller @nicmiller.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
An elderly lady (in her nineties she told me) sat at the next table in a cafe. Her daughter called her, presumably to see if she needed any shopping. No, she said. "I have gin, chocolate, and a new book to read when I get home." Habits are important. Hold onto them.
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meikejne @meikejne.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That moment when you go to take a drink of coffee and realize yesterday’s cup is still there, and how grateful you are that there’s still a temperature difference to help determine your path forward Is it Friday yet
An overhead shot of two partially filled mugs with brown liquid inside that are otherwise identical. One is slightly more full than the other. They sit upon a light wood surface that you can tell is cluttered in the background
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meikejne @meikejne.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It’s the first of September and there are no crunchy leaves or cute long-sleeved dresses; instead I am burdened with a heat advisory and real-feel temps in the high 90s (with worse expected tomorrow) September is a lie We have been deceived
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meikejne @meikejne.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’m such a behind the scenes person nowadays, but I gotta say that being pictured on both our website and our social media feeds for my work last week is a bit of a rush That’s not why I do the work I do, but the visual recognition is still nice
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Toad put his head close to the ground and said loudly, “Now seeds, start growing!” Toad looked at the ground again. The seeds did not start to grow.
Toad talks to his seeds, trying to get them to grow.

From "The Garden"
In *Frog and Toad Together*
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Litterbox Comics @litterboxcomics.com · 29/08/2026
One of my earliest comics and still so true! See what happens next below! 👇
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