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Professional m(n)apper. TERFs absolutely fuck the fuck off

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Megan @megoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh no I fear the vertical dramas have got holt of me
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Megan @megoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
O to be a 1st grader lounging on the deck on a perfect 75° afternoon snacking on the ring pop and lemonade you got for Dolly Parton Day at school
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Megan @megoo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
How I explain to my husband that I hit that "buy 3 get 3 free" sale at Kroger
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why the hell does everything have to happen at once?
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
At drive-thru speaker: Could I please get the number 5 and fries if you happen to have those back there thank you so much In between speaker and window: Demons rule the earth what are we FUCKING supposed to do build HELL from toothpicks FUCK At window: Thank you please have a ravishing life :)
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Megan @megoo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Falling asleep during the first chapter of an audiobook then waking up at 3am with it still playing in your earbud
Lots of strangers look at Patrick from SpongeBob as he says who are you people
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Megan @megoo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Finished Yesteryear and I have great momentum now, but I also want/need to sit with Yesteryear for a minute? Might buy a copy. Might need more tradwife horror 🤷‍♀️
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Megan @megoo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I desperately need to fix my reading muscles. I just started Yesteryear, and depending on what that does to me my next one will either be The Natural Way of Things or the fluffiest coziest fantasy I can find.
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jessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful
An aircraft passenger oxygen mask: a drop down passenger mask with air bag and yellow plastic mouth and nose cover, oxygen tube has been cut; Demonstration model used by flight attendant crew for passenger instruction. Has text on the side indicating that it's non-functional.
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 31/07/2026
this is my new favorite diagram
Brachiosaurus projectile vomiting: forces generated and resulting traces
Assuming 50 kg (110 Ibs) of regurgitant, impact velocity from 14 m (45 ft) height, and hard-packed sand as impact site.
h = 14 m (45 ft)
Impact velocity = V = V 2gh = 16.6 m/s; kinetic energy before impact = 6,860 J
Average impact force = 68,600 N
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 25/07/2026
if you’re 45 today, you can remember a time, as an adult, where things didn’t seem anywhere near this bad, even though you lived through the OKC bombing, 90s pro-life ultraviolence, 9/11 and the war on terror
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Megan @megoo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Me wanting to tell all the young'uns on tiktok using "Lover, You Should've Come Over" that they just don't knooooow They just have no ideaaaaaa
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Little Girl's Flu Shot Scream
Alt: Little Girl screaming and crying
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jen ramos-eisen @jenramose.online · 23/07/2026
if this flag offends you i'll help you pack
a taco bell flag in the design of the american flag w the stupid thin blue line version except the stars are the taco bell bell and the stripes are purple and white a la taco bell colors and a blue line that is the color of baja blast
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Megan @megoo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
"If all else fails, smother that mf with a pi--"
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Byron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social
Gary K. Wolf •  
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I've had to unfriend a few fans lately, all for the same reason. They made ridiculing, unkind, and in some cases outright cruel comments about pictures I posted of young women cosplaying Jessica. 
More than a person, Jessica is a state of mind. To play Jessica, you need self -confidence, a sense of humor, and a Jessican -attitude-. There is no such thing as a Jessica cosplayer being too short, too flat chested, too heavy, too thin, too unattractive, too black, too Asian, or even too male!!! All Jessica, any Jessica, every Jessica is good Jessica. 
I'm not giving any warnings or second chances. A single disparaging comment on a Jessica cosplayer, and I'm throwing you out of the rainbow colored Toontown Tent.
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Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I’m blocking every person who liked this comment
Defund rural services post
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 15/07/2026
Casually walking into the place sleepily at 5 in the morn & wishing that there was a way that we as a collective ppl could actually banish J.K. Rowling into outer space preferably the sun where she can burn away like the pestilential mold driven lazy writing knock-kneed trans killing irritant she is
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Vampi Moira Valentine @itsviviactually.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
TARGETED MARKETING CAMPAIGN 🏳️‍⚧️🦈
My Ikea stuffed shark, posed as if she is reading my book Shadows Over Ravenkirk Part One. The bed sheets are light purple and witchy because of course they are.
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Felicia Davin @feliciadavin.com · 14/07/2026
I heard it's Nonbinary Awareness Day! So I am making you all Aware that these are my romance/fantasy novels with at least one main character who's some flavor of nonbinary they're available on itch (and many other places) itch.io/c/7803881/no...
a graphic with the nonbinary pride flag and 5 book covers: Nightvine, Shadebloom, The Scandalous Letters of V and J, The Mischievous Letters of the Marquise de Q, The Anonymous Letters of C Forestier
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing
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Megan @megoo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I know I'm late on this one but Mrs Davis is SO GOOD
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Steve Ammidown @stegan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I took this post down ages ago for reasons I won’t get into, but Gwen deserves better than that. Gwendolyn Johnson-Acsadi aka Gwynne Forster was an extraordinary woman who happened to also be a beloved romance author. romancehistory.com/2021/03/04/g...
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Gwynne Forster (1922-2015)
(Author’s note- this post had been sitting in drafts for far too long, for reasons. But Gwen’s story deserves better than that.) There are a countless number of romance authors who I wish I’d…
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
DONT REMEMBER - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEON LOCKED IN ICE WHO COULD SWEAR IT WAS EASYER TO MAKE FRIENDS AND HAVE FRIENDS A LONG TIME AGO, GO TO THERE HOUSE AND THEN GO IN THE WOODS, OR GO TO THERE HOUSE THEN DRIVE AROUND ,GO TO SHITTY RESTRANT BUT NOW IT COSTS $$$$$$ FOR SHIT FOOD, GO TO SEE SHITTY BAND BUT NOW IT COSTS $$$$$$$$$ FOR SHIT MUSIC AND A BUNCH OF KIDS WITH MUSTACHES BUMPING INTO YOU THE WHOLE TIME, ITS FUCKED HOW THEY DRESS LIKE SINEFELD AND HAVE MUSTACHES NOW BUT WHAT ARE YA GONGA DO, THEY DO IT BECAUSE IT UPSET'S US, AND IT WORK'S ,BUT WE JUST WANT TO HANG OUT, SO ,BE NICER IS MY OPINION, ANY WAY "FORGOT HOW TO HAVE FREINDS, DID I EVER KNOW HOW " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Megan @megoo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I will not antagonize the ai chief during this meeting I will not antagonize the ai chief during this meeting I will not antagonize the ai chief during this meeting
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If you see anyone defending Platner today please tag me so I can toss them into the bin. bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I decided to translate this and turn it into a needlepoint chart
IN THIS HOUSE, WE BARK:
AT THE MAIL CARRIER AT THE SQUIRRELS SOMETIMES AT THE MIRROR WHEN HAPPY MAD YES HELLO AT THE SQUIRRELS DOORBELL
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
THINK ABOUT IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKETETEN WITH A MERICAN FLAG "DONT LIKE AMERICA? WHY WOULD ANY ONE LIKE IT, IMAGING CRYING FOR THE FLAG" AND DA LETTER'S UP TOP HAVE A EAGLE ON THEM,,,AND "LOL LMAO"  - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 02/07/2026
Angry Cookie Monster
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Arkansas, 1935
b&w photo 
216 Central Ave, Hot Springs AR. 
JACK'S SALOON
Two pretty women at the bar. The woman behind the bar wears an awkward smile. The woman she's pouring for wears high-heeled shoes and carries a cane. There are handmade signs all over the place.
IF YOU DONT C WHAT YOU WANT WE AINT GOT IT SO DON'T ASK FOR IT. PROP.
MY OCCUPATION BY TRADE WAS A DRUNKARD BUT I HAVE RUN OUT OF MATERIAL
FREE LUNCH CORN AND OATS TODAY
NO CREDIT
PAY OR DONT DRINK
DONT KICK ABOUT THE DRINKS YOU MIGHT BE WEAK SOME DAY YOURSELF
SUM KICK IN ME 10¢
BATHING THE OLD DOG IN HOT SPRINGS
216 PARK HERE BEST CHANCE
There's a price list, ranging from 5¢ for STICK GIN and HOME BREW up to 75¢ for DUDE DRINKS
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Megan @megoo.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Oh man I really like "KnobLodge" and will definitely accidentally call it that during a meeting with my mostly not online coworkers
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Benjanun Sriduangkaew @ Persephone Effect out now @benjanun.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The bundle has a good spread of contributors from the global south (for whom their share of this will pay for their entire rent AND utilities) and contributors in high cost-of-living cities (for whom their share will defray the pain of at least some grocery bills, every bit helps).
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Megan @megoo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
There's this guy in a partner agency that's just great to work with, an all-around dollbaby, and today I realized this quality comes through in his emails, too, because of his liberal application of exclamation points
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
A vid I linked described this shot of her as "A Mona Lisa from the future" and that hit me like a TRUCK Just the perfect description
The cover of Grace Jones' "Nightclubbing" album
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 19/06/2026
If a review of a Trader Joe's food has never made you cry, welp, there's a first time for everything...
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Reviews of New Food: Trader Joe’s Strawberry & Corn Flake Muffin & Loaf Cake Mix
“New foods at Trader Joe’s always tempt you, but now they’ve caught you at your weakest. You just want to find one treat that could pull your son away from g...
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🌍✈️🫘A Traveling Ass Bean🫘✈️🌍 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 19/06/2026
Happy Juneteenth, frens!
Historic chair swat from the Montgomery Riverfront Brawl
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 17/06/2026
Right, it’s terrifying to consider the possibility of kids not reporting groomers and abusers if they’re afraid THEY will get in trouble for defying age verification laws.
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Megan @megoo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Grifter finds new grift as the ship takes on water blah blah but I definitely misread this at first glance as, "a major #MAGA booger"
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The Wee Owl Studio, Art 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @theweeowl.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Miniatures are a great way to kick start an affordable original art collection. This little piece is just £15 and you can send it to someone direct as a gift! folksy.com/find/item/86... #Landscape #OriginalArt #Drawing #Watercolour #Miniature #Painting #Artwork #GiftIdeas #ShopIndy #bsnm
A miniature landscape painting of a mountain scene with blue alpine flowers in the foreground.
An original art work, please note that the frame is not included.
Watercolour and mixed media on white acid free artist watercolour paper.
Approximately 7.5 x 7.5cm, will fit a 3 x 3 inch photo frame.
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Erin Keane @erinkeane.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Oh my god, Sound Off! Pure unhinged Kentucky. Now I scratch that itch by following the Mountain Eagle, which still runs Speak Your Piece. God, I love it. www.themountaineagle.com/category/opi...
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Speak Your Piece - The Mountain Eagle
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Megan @megoo.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Y'all wanna see an unholy fridge cleanout lunch?
A pretty vile looking concoction of two different mac & cheese, quinoa, ricotta, beer cheese, compound butter from the pricey restaurant, and shredded cheese. It doesn't taste terrible enough to stop me eating it.
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Megan @megoo.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
watching The Other Bennett Sister:
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Spongebob Fish: Oh Brother This Guy Stinks!
Alt: Audience of fish from SpongeBob SquarePants saying oh brother this guy stinks
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.
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kamohh @kamohh.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
bsky.app/profile/gemo...
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Oslo Pride video 🥹 🏳️‍🌈 #Pride #LoveIsLove
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Megan @megoo.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I want to say a bunch of cutwater-fueled stuff about the jj Abrams Star Trek movies, but it's almost certainly a rehash and not at all organized. So instead, Hey, those J.J. Abrams Star Treks, right? 🤜🤛 🫂🤌👏👍👎👎🤝🖖
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Megan @megoo.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The neighborhood yard sale is next week and I'm suddenly full speed ahead on gathering everything, getting it cleaned and priced, planning my layout... What part of my cycle is this bc I can't keep track anymore
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❄️Beth ❄️ @rollinrabbit.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
if you are someone who makes anything, anything at all, with your own real brain and hands, I respect you so so much and am begging you to keep doing it.
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Megan @megoo.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Awkward Nap reigning champion
A tan poodle sleeping sitting up with her head draped over the back of the sofa
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