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Megan Lavengood

@meganlavengood.com
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Music theory prof, timbre, the Yamaha DX7, 80s, pop music, teaching, cats, food, crosswords, complaining about NYT Spelling Bee, knitting. DC area. she/her

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Chris Brody @chrisbrody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Uncharacteristically perplexing infobox on Wikipedia about the alphabet song
"ABC Song"

Song by Traditional [??]

from the album 535 Favorite Kids Songs [??]
B-side: "Loch Lomond" [??]
Released: 1835 [okay]
Recorded: 1834 [??]
Genre: Folk [okay]
Length: 1:25 [??]
Label: Decca Records [??]
Songwriter: anonymous [okay]

Traditional singles chronology [??]
"Turkey in the Straw” (1834)
“ABC Song" (1835)
"Can You Count The Stars" (1837)
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Megan Lavengood @meganlavengood.com · 27/09/2026
Took my daughter to the fiber festival and now she wants a rigid heddle loom for Christmas
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Megan Lavengood @meganlavengood.com · 20/09/2026
You know how watermelon sucks because it's boring to eat? guess what it's way better with balsamic vinegar on it
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this website isn't nor has it ever been about conversation of any kind. this website is about conditioning your friends with praise to utter increasingly demented sentences while they do the same to you
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Megan Lavengood @meganlavengood.com · 31/08/2026
having now used AI pretty extensively for programming, my take on AI in a nutshell is: AI is for making it easier for humans to talk to computers. it is NOT to make it easier to talk to other humans. My expert opinion is that AI is not, in fact, coming for my job as a music theory professor.
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I guess it’s good for the world that I went into the arts rather than trying to make money? I mean, I’m still a monster, but with rather limited reach.
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Megan Lavengood @meganlavengood.com · 26/08/2026
My husband tried asking Claude AI to make a presentation about his latest work project, and—I am not making this up—Claude titled the presentation "Two Pipelines, One Cache"
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Megan Lavengood @meganlavengood.com · 22/08/2026
I just tonight realized that Mumford and Sons is not the same as Of Monsters and Men
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Megan Lavengood @meganlavengood.com · 17/08/2026
Alright parents what snacks do you give your kids that are at least relatively healthy so that you don't feel too guilty about it
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Megan Lavengood @meganlavengood.com · 28/07/2026
I did not think The Odyssey was very good
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Megan Lavengood @meganlavengood.com · 15/07/2026
in case anyone was wondering why I am This Way, I just received this email
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Megan Lavengood @meganlavengood.com · 13/07/2026
look, I'm willing to work for my salary, but I just ask that I my job just be to do whatever I want all the time, is that so much to ask
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Megan Lavengood @meganlavengood.com · 04/07/2026
what if: chairs, but for people with short legs
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Megan Lavengood @meganlavengood.com · 02/07/2026
If you’re gonna work on your slides during someone else’s talk, at least sit in the back of the room???
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Megan Lavengood @meganlavengood.com · 16/06/2026
Lmao Apple Music, censoring out Pussycat makes it look so much more vulgar
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Megan Lavengood @meganlavengood.com · 09/06/2026
Hey sorry I just found out about the UFC fight at the White House and I just want to make sure I'm correct in saying this is totally bizarre? What is the precedent? What other similar things have been done in the past? Am I missing something? I feel gaslit
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 07/06/2026
we are the daughters of the hoes you couldn't scare
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Megan Lavengood @meganlavengood.com · 05/06/2026
Knitting erasure
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Megan Lavengood @meganlavengood.com · 01/06/2026
can I write this sentence in my academic essay
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Megan Lavengood @meganlavengood.com · 29/05/2026
I just found out about this Scrivener feature, omg.
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Megan Lavengood @meganlavengood.com · 15/05/2026
@musicologyduck.bsky.social best lunch spots near LOC? I'm working there today
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Megan Lavengood @meganlavengood.com · 08/05/2026
happily watching TV and drinking some wine and chillin and I open my phone for one last look before bed to make sure nothing major is happening and it's 20 NEW EMAILS FROM STUDENTS AND THE SCHOOL
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Megan Lavengood @meganlavengood.com · 03/05/2026
who else is showing up to the Timbre conference early so they can see Angine de Poitrine at the Montreal Jazz Festival 🙋‍♀️
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Megan Lavengood @meganlavengood.com · 01/05/2026
get out of here
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Megan Lavengood @meganlavengood.com · 01/05/2026
People are posting this with other trios but there's no way any of them fit better than this
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◥◤Kriston Capps 250 @kristoncapps.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
DC, Maryland, Virginia
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Megan Lavengood @meganlavengood.com · 30/04/2026
I just had to use Honorlock for an exam as a student and this shit is so weird hahahah. Took me like 25 minutes to set up too. Would not recommend
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Remember, Democrats have repeatedly advanced measures to ban partisan gerrymandering and Republicans have voted against them time after time. This is the game Republicans wanted to play. OK, then.
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Megan Lavengood @meganlavengood.com · 17/04/2026
NYT Categories is fucking with music majors today
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Megan Lavengood @meganlavengood.com · 13/04/2026
lmao NYT Games what the fuck
The dictionary for NYT's Scrabble app accepts the word "coonshit." The definition they provide is "an offensive word."
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
do you want "Catholicism but american" we invented that, it's called Episcopalianism and it's even more woke. all the priests are lesbians. good luck
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Megan Lavengood @meganlavengood.com · 30/03/2026
in academic publishing, do we still care about whether people are using "beg the question" in the "correct" way
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Sam Bergman @violanorth.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I'm seeing this a lot now, and often with people I would absolutely assume ought to know better.
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Megan Lavengood @meganlavengood.com · 20/03/2026
Excuse me I don't turn 38 until Wednesday
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Megan Lavengood @meganlavengood.com · 18/03/2026
obsessed with the LinkedIn-Speak translator
English
I'm sorry, Ms. Jackson (ooh), I am for real.
Never meant to make your daughter cry. I apologize a trillion times

Linkedin Speak ~
Deeply committed to radical transparency and accountability in my personal partnerships. want to take full ownership of the recent friction involving your daughter—it was never my intention to disrupt her emotional well-being.
I'm leaning into this learning moment with a 1,000,000,000,000x commitment to making things right. Apologies for the misalignment.
#Accountability #GrowthMindset #Leadership #RelationshipManagementbleeding isn't in my blood beating you is what i do yeah

LinkedIn Speak

Resilience is woven into my DNA.
Failure isn't an option when you're hyper-focused on delivering results and outperforming the competition.
It's not just about the grind; it's about the win. Let's keep crushing those KPIs! #GrowthMindset
#Leadership #Winning Culture
#RelentlessEnglish:
Glory to God in the highest. And on earth peace to men of good will. We praise You. We bless You. We adore you. We glorify You. We give You thanks for Your great glory. O Lord God, heavenly King, God the Father almighty. O Lord Jesus Christ, the Only-begotten Son. O Lord God, Lamb of God, Son of the Father: you Who take away the sins of the world, have mercy on us.
You Who take away the sins of the world, receive our prayer. You Who sit at the right hand of the Father, have mercy on us. For you alone are holy.
You alone are the Lord. You alone, O Jesus Christ, are most high. Together with the Holy Spirit in the glory of God the Father. Amen

LinkedIn Speak 

Big shoutout to the Ultimate Visionary!
Peace is the new productivity for all the high-performers out there.
We're obsessed with Your brand. We're endorsing Your leadership. We're celebrating Your wins.
Huge thanks for the massive value You bring to the table.
O Lord God, C-Suite King, God the Father Almighty. O Lord Jesus Christ, the Only-begotten Son. O Lord God, Lamb of God, Son of the Father:
You're the ultimate problem-solver for the world's biggest pain points-have mercy on us. You're streamlining our prayers. You're sitting at the right hand of the Father, leading the way-have mercy on us.
Because You're the only one with that 10/10 holiness. You're the only true Leader. You alone, O Jesus Christ, are at the top of the org chart.
Scaling it with the Holy Spirit in the glory of God the Father.
Amen.
#Leadership #Vision #Gratitude
#SuccessMindset #Blessed
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Megan Lavengood @meganlavengood.com · 18/03/2026
obsessed with the LinkedIn-Speak translator
English
I'm sorry, Ms. Jackson (ooh), I am for real.
Never meant to make your daughter cry. I apologize a trillion times

Linkedin Speak ~
Deeply committed to radical transparency and accountability in my personal partnerships. want to take full ownership of the recent friction involving your daughter—it was never my intention to disrupt her emotional well-being.
I'm leaning into this learning moment with a 1,000,000,000,000x commitment to making things right. Apologies for the misalignment.
#Accountability #GrowthMindset #Leadership #RelationshipManagementbleeding isn't in my blood beating you is what i do yeah

LinkedIn Speak

Resilience is woven into my DNA.
Failure isn't an option when you're hyper-focused on delivering results and outperforming the competition.
It's not just about the grind; it's about the win. Let's keep crushing those KPIs! #GrowthMindset
#Leadership #Winning Culture
#RelentlessEnglish:
Glory to God in the highest. And on earth peace to men of good will. We praise You. We bless You. We adore you. We glorify You. We give You thanks for Your great glory. O Lord God, heavenly King, God the Father almighty. O Lord Jesus Christ, the Only-begotten Son. O Lord God, Lamb of God, Son of the Father: you Who take away the sins of the world, have mercy on us.
You Who take away the sins of the world, receive our prayer. You Who sit at the right hand of the Father, have mercy on us. For you alone are holy.
You alone are the Lord. You alone, O Jesus Christ, are most high. Together with the Holy Spirit in the glory of God the Father. Amen

LinkedIn Speak 

Big shoutout to the Ultimate Visionary!
Peace is the new productivity for all the high-performers out there.
We're obsessed with Your brand. We're endorsing Your leadership. We're celebrating Your wins.
Huge thanks for the massive value You bring to the table.
O Lord God, C-Suite King, God the Father Almighty. O Lord Jesus Christ, the Only-begotten Son. O Lord God, Lamb of God, Son of the Father:
You're the ultimate problem-solver for the world's biggest pain points-have mercy on us. You're streamlining our prayers. You're sitting at the right hand of the Father, leading the way-have mercy on us.
Because You're the only one with that 10/10 holiness. You're the only true Leader. You alone, O Jesus Christ, are at the top of the org chart.
Scaling it with the Holy Spirit in the glory of God the Father.
Amen.
#Leadership #Vision #Gratitude
#SuccessMindset #Blessed
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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
[Sade voice 🎵]
A picture of a packet of instant mash mix titled "smooth mashed potato"
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Leah Broad @leahbroad.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
If you teach please show your students this. If you're a student, please read this. The answers LLMs generate are not all alike. They are more likely to hallucinate on topics we don't already know a lot about. Even answers with "sources" shouldn't be trusted. leahbroad.substack.com/p/chatgpts-a...
leahbroad.substack.com
Why we should care about ChatGPT's accuracy gap
I tested ChatGPT on my area of expertise. The results are a problem for future knowledge
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Reb v. Wade @rsl318.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
wow, didn't think "i shouldn't have such severe imposter syndrome because at least i read the scholarship i cite in my work" would ever be an entry in my affirmations journal but here we are
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👁️saac 👁️o @eyesack.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
my violin chord composer's helper tool is more or less done if anyone else wants to try it out
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Megan Lavengood @meganlavengood.com · 12/02/2026
Me: "I just don't know what to do with him." 5yo: "you could just throw him in the trash" Me: "yes. That's it. Straight in the trash." 5yo: "buuut he'd just get out."
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Megan Lavengood @meganlavengood.com · 02/02/2026
web design perfection
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 01/02/2026
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Megan Lavengood @meganlavengood.com · 01/02/2026
What the fuck
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I get tired of saying it, but I’ll say it again: the nature of oppression in America is that they workshop it first on Black, Latino, Asian & Native people. But it is always, in the end, coming for everyone.
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 22/01/2026
I just thought everyone should see this
Dr Kareem Carr
man: i wish to publish
@kareem_carr
Jan 21
reviewer 2: your paper is no good
man: i'll do anything to improve
reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini
man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini
Andre Pagliarini
@apagliar
Jan 21
a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini
Jan 21, 2026 • 3:47 PM UTC
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Megan Lavengood @meganlavengood.com · 20/01/2026
Also I want IU's band to play like Shostakovich or some shit
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Megan Lavengood @meganlavengood.com · 20/01/2026
Miami's band sounds god awful
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