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MegaMancheghost

@megamanchego.bsky.social
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A katamari of rage, exhaustion... and your finest aged cheeses.

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ednl🇪🇺 @ee1.nl · 05/10/2026
Another accent-related one seen below, made me laugh but he quoted himself so it's artificial
aaron <@rornronrnron>: "boston ppl when their friend is trying to drive drunk:"
quoted aaron <@rornronrnron>: "put. the khakis. down."
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𝙰𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚜 @killvore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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(Un)Dead Carl 🎃 @deadcarl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In spirit
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@hudlion

sometimes, I think it would be worse to be an insect and wake up one morning and find you had been transformed into a guy with a job
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Saw the kind of sunset that made me think maybe god is real. Cascaded quickly from there. Absurd to be working a "job." My only job is to experience and contemplate natural splendor. This is very dangerous for the economy, we have to find a way to block sunsets
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MegaMancheghost @megamanchego.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Not the pics from seeing her last night. But you all get the idea.
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MegaMancheghost @megamanchego.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I saw a bar cat last night. She's such a good friend. More bars need this with times being such as they are.
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“I tried a thing because I might not like it, but I like sharing stuff with other people” is an incredibly prosocial and awesome impulse.
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MegaMancheghost @megamanchego.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What use will he even have for possessions if his head is crushed?
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
not sure if this is a scam or not but either way we’re having fun
text message from an unknown number

unknown: your car is parked at the entrance to my driveway, making it difficult for me to g et in and out. could you please move your car? thanks.

me: ok i moved it

unknown: hello. my name is maria. this car is still in my driveway. you need to move it. thank you for your cooperation.

[photo of a blue car in a driveway]me: ok just moved it

maria: he’s still here.

me: oh i moved it back. i’ll move it again

maria: ? ? ?

me: ok i moved another car into your driveway

maria: you’re an idiot.

me: sorry my bad i just moved them both out again

maria: ? ?
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MegaMancheghost @megamanchego.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
also stupid because how do you even know your preferences without exposing yourself to new things to test their boundaries? Under a scheme like this, I would have never known that I liked, say, Jeeves and Wooster or dark ambient music. This is a version of "art" that would trap us all in amber.
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MegaMancheghost @megamanchego.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'd like them to at least say they're going to do it instead of spouting random transphobic shit and asking for a trophy. Promise me something good. Don't take everything worthwhile off the table before you're even elected.
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MegaMancheghost @megamanchego.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Wait... Did that happen later in the series than I remember it? Holy crap.
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MegaMancheghost @megamanchego.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When I die and go to hell, I will have to watch the smug musical number that "saves the show" once a day.
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MegaMancheghost @megamanchego.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The West Wing was the most embarrassing instincts of American politics. Studio 60 was a crime. Newsroom was embarrassing. I'm sure someone can think of a reason that Sports night was a failure. Absolute mid grade wishy washy apolitical tripe. Every fucking time.
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MegaMancheghost @megamanchego.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What is this "oh, he's a good writer but a terrible director shit"? Fuck you with a uranium rod!
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MegaMancheghost @megamanchego.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I can't believe the collective amnesia on the Internet right now about how bad Aaron Sorkin has always sucked ass.
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MegaMancheghost @megamanchego.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Repeal every law passed in the last four years in one omnibus bill and I'll start to listen.
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DC Council @councilofdc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is clearly not acceptable
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MegaMancheghost @megamanchego.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I know I already have a hard time persisting at difficult things, lol. In addition to all the other reasons not to use this, this needs to be something I steer the fuck away from or else I will never leave the couch.
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MegaMancheghost @megamanchego.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
After the premiere episode of Studio 60, I have been unable to think of watching anything Sorkin is attached to without feeling vaguely ill.
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MegaMancheghost @megamanchego.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Book of Mormon?? No one needs that fan fic bullshit!
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MegaMancheghost @megamanchego.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I was in Dallas for a business trip and I do not like how they conduct themselves down there!
Text message convo where I was concerned that the presence of a Bible and Book of Mormon in my hotel room would keep me from rest.  To prevent this, I sealed them in the mini fridge.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@normal_now

How Couples Argue Today:

Wife: cool how theres 4 mustards in the fridge in 2018 and none go with my sandwich. Normal World

Husband: wow its almost like those are my dipping mustards and arent meant to go on sandwiches????????? but ok go off
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Reminds me of this all timer
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Chris Kohler @kohler.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Folks I just looked at an English copy of Master Fighter II (the classic bootleg NES version of SFII) and you need to read the back
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Some parts of Jennifer's Body feel pretty dated today (an emo-pop frontman being evil constituting a plot twist)
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MegaMancheghost @megamanchego.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Boy Harsher show makes me wonder why bands bother with encores. If you don't have a 1-2 punch like Hard Beat/Pain in your catalog, don't leave the stage bruh. Just play a set and leave.
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MegaMancheghost @megamanchego.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I just saw a guy on a red line platform waving his arms like he was trying to flag down an el train
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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 03/10/2026
I think it's super funny how no ai booster has a response to the data about how bad that cognitive offloading is for you
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MegaMancheghost @megamanchego.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pre Boy Harsher Negroni. I do not find it faulty.
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MegaMancheghost @megamanchego.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He's so lucky to have you Cait. Boop his nose once more for all of us, please.
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MegaMancheghost @megamanchego.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This little idiot was so underrated.
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Kids In The Hall - Head Crusher: Rival
YouTube video by FBIVideo1
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MegaMancheghost @megamanchego.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sharks, for just $10m, you'll get 1% equity in this exciting high growth project.
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Any bar is a karaoke bar if you sing loud enough
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MegaMancheghost @megamanchego.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Would bring up the Celestine Prophecy, but it's best forgotten.
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MegaMancheghost @megamanchego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is some real self pity ass bullshit.
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MegaMancheghost @megamanchego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's "no homerS club" rules... They can have one (from each column)
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MegaMancheghost @megamanchego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bluesky has such a Public Broadcasting feel to it. No ads! Great Journalism! Constant re-airings (reskeets)! Nobody is shy about asking you for money!
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A long horizontal sign based on the ones at CTA stations that tell what stop you’re at. It’s gray with red, purple, and brown bands at either ends. Four pigeons are perched on the sign in various pigeon poses as a sunrise is seen in the background. The sign itself reads, ‘Maybe It will happen today’
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MegaMancheghost @megamanchego.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey all! Did we ever figure out those Toynbee tiles? Remember how weird that shit was? I know we've been preoccupied with other business, but I think we could spare a little of our collective mental resources to that, maybe?
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MegaMancheghost @megamanchego.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You need to run against him. Just in case.
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MegaMancheghost @megamanchego.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love that my new phone is in the honeymoon phase right now where the battery charge can sometimes last 2 days. After having a 10 year old model of iPhone that was barely lasting an hour of active use towards the end, it's a strange feeling to not constantly be thinking about charger cords.
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MegaMancheghost @megamanchego.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"vodka soda, whiskey ginger, red bull vodka"
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MegaMancheghost @megamanchego.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The girl next to me at this bar has been doing it--CONSISTENTLY
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MegaMancheghost @megamanchego.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ok, who can actually order their drinks in iambic pentameter?
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
New AI So Realistic It Craves Death as Much as Workers It Replaced thehardtimes.net/culture/new-...
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New AI So Realistic It Craves Death as Much as Workers It Replaced
SAN FRANCISCO — A newly debuted artificial intelligence from AI firm Misanthropic is already performing human work with sophistication previously believed impossible,... Continue this tale
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MegaMancheghost @megamanchego.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
She really has such a thing for older women. Dang.
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AP Stylebook @apstylebook.com · 23/09/2026
Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics.
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https://apnews.com/article/openai-safety-ai-framework-089e75b95bc935af092da7b79d92706d
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