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Darío

@megalodondada.bsky.social
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I don't have a real life.

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Darío @megalodondada.bsky.social · 4h
There's that Raiders football we all know and love
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Darío @megalodondada.bsky.social · 4h
******* postponed!
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Darío @megalodondada.bsky.social · 4h
Jesus Christ they've taken everything from me
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Darío @megalodondada.bsky.social · 5h
Game ended in time for me to watch the 49ers 2nd half 💔
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Darío @megalodondada.bsky.social · 5h
Held the defending champs to 60 points.
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Darío @megalodondada.bsky.social · 7h
They're calling it the Gab-Bay Area
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Darío @megalodondada.bsky.social · 14h
40 weeks, that's ~280 days, carry the 1... Damn, y'all parents were really getting to it on New Year's Eve!
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
vivek’s a republican, shouldn’t he be better at grabbing kids
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Darío @megalodondada.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Saying "no one elected you" to the Pope like Cardinal Ralph Fiennes didn't manage the conclave of the century smdh
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Darío @megalodondada.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Glad to have the win but if you can't stop Ogunbowale I don't see how you so much as slow down A'ja
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Darío @megalodondada.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I literally never doubted
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Darío @megalodondada.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Coach gave herself an aneurysm?!
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Darío @megalodondada.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My dad and I joke that it's a good thing neither one of us was ever too macho to ask for directions because we'd still be lost from that one time in Tennessee circa 1997
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Darío @megalodondada.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Giving up 20 straight at home, what can you even say?
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Darío @megalodondada.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Golden State plays goon up defense
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
$500,000 might not seem like a lot for an NFL owner like Jed York but you have to remember: that’s enough for him to have had sex 3,125 times at his preferred rate of $160
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Ma$on @masonfromtwitter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Paris Mayor Anne Hidalgo put her vision for the city like this: "A city where you can get let go of your child's hand"
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Darío @megalodondada.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The quarterback must go down, and he must go down hard.
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Darío @megalodondada.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ironically, UAE officials threatening divestment over the Man City verdict is exactly why there are a bunch of world class financial institutions in Britain and none at all in the UAE
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Man City Verdict Puts UK-UAE Diplomatic Relations Under Strain
A historic legal ruling against Manchester City Football Club has placed diplomatic ties between the UK and the United Arab Emirates under significant strain, with billions of pounds in projected fore...
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Darío @megalodondada.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm sorry, he has a private island on a government salary?
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Darío @megalodondada.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And that's why 😩
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Darío @megalodondada.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Obviously trying not to have to toss Arike
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Darío @megalodondada.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Horrible officiating in every direction
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Darío @megalodondada.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can we get a fucking board?!
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Darío @megalodondada.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have work tomorrow smfh
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Darío @megalodondada.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Arike... I'm in so much pain
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Your Majesty 👑 @the3jsmom.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
Knowing my oldest daughter has no clue about getting a dog for her birthday. She's going to loose it 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Darío @megalodondada.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Brock Purdy: greatest living QB or greatest ever QB? We'll be discussing on tonight's broadcast
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Marcel Dirsus @marceldirsus.com · 30/09/2026
One thing I love about France is that they're always 100% France. They know what they're about and they follow through at all times
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Darío @megalodondada.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Brina really the Greek Freak wow
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The Baldfather @solochills.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Dude on the left got three hairlines
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James Archer @jamesandstuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Games and tech freelancers : I am once again asking for freelance pitches for PC hardware features (not reviews or guides, sorry!) on RPS. Email's in bio, genAI users need not apply (it's much, much easier to spot than you think)
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Darío @megalodondada.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is an entirely different sport than the one I grew up watching. Not better or worse, to be clear, but different
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Darío @megalodondada.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's right because why haven't you married that man yet 💅🏽
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gambling and porn addiction have both gotten way worse now that you don't have to physically go to a place that's kind of gross for them
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Darío @megalodondada.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'd be so mad if they spent my local tax dollars to rescue this dumbass. You can wait till the waters recede, take that time to reflect on your decisions
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Darío @megalodondada.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gabby's turnaround middy 🥵
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Darío @megalodondada.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Man I missed seeing (and hearing) basketball like this
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Darío @megalodondada.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is there some other kind?!
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Darío @megalodondada.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Where's the option to limit replies to fans of undefeated football teams? Too much loser talk on my skyline
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Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"we didn't have anything like as many people claiming to have ADHD back in the days when everyone carried around a pack of inhalable stimulant drugs and took between 20 and 40 doses every day"
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Darío @megalodondada.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What's the flag tho
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Darío @megalodondada.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That's fire lol
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Darío @megalodondada.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Field the punt or get the fuck out of the way smfh
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Darío @megalodondada.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trent carted off, it's over
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Darío @megalodondada.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pacific Northwesterners will straight faced ask why carry an umbrella when you could just look like shit all day instead?
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Booort @senatorgiggity.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And I must touch it
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Darío @megalodondada.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I would like my arm back
Dog laying with his paw on my hand
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