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mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social @mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social · 11m
Listen buddy, everyone is sad that they’re not a woman
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Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 15h
Imagine Yellowstone going off, solving the climate crisis and getting rid of Idaho in one shot. *stares out window wistfully*
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mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social @mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
like being able to take a picture of my calculus notes and have the computer say “alright here’s what you’re doing wrong and got to correct it” is literally the stuff of science fiction
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mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social @mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
limited anecdotal evidence here, but it’s been genuinely helpful to me as a student in solidifying difficult concepts during 2am study sessions where peers and tutors aren’t really available
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mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social @mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s crazy that the raccoons penis looks exactly like one of its legs
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three panel comic. An upset young woman sits at an outdoor cafe table. She says earnestly to her boyfriend, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: Her boyfriend, sitting across from her at the table, is making a strained, distracted expression. He says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now. Behind his annoyed-looking girlfriend, there is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting side-saddle on a parked motorbike.
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 01/10/2026
i also just have to say that pointing at a falling down barn while bragging about how fewer people are coming to america is about the perfect encapsulation of how MAGA believes in making america smaller and weaker
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mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social @mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Adorable
Sum law, difference law, constant multiple law, and product law for limits. They’re just plug and play. Sweet babies. Pure innocent functions. They have been the first time math was fun and will likely be the last for some time.
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mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social @mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Platonic ideal of a car
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mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social @mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Guy who interacts exclusively with Robots That Only Say Yes: oh boy I sure can’t wait to ask people about boundaries at the Implied Consent Convention
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social @mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She’s skinny-fat. Thin, but absolutely no muscle on her to resist being squished into a tube shape
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mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social @mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Do you think Egyptians 7000 years ago were still getting woken up by their cat standing on their chest and screaming at them
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barleybap but she's dressed as a spooky skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Batman: TAS implies the existence of Batman: Any%.
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mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social @mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That’s John Oliver
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mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social @mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Can confirm. Current Guy got elected while I was in high school and Covid hit right at the end of college. My 20s so far have been… not what I had hoped for
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mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social @mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's kind of like the egg shortage except this time some rich guy bought all the chickens specifically so nobody else could have eggs, and now the eggs are worth more than your first car
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Arrest him?
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mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social @mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Those are interesting videos! Hearing it's difficult to rehydrate car leather is making me want to figure it out more though...
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mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social @mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The same for interior care. I just want to know how to keep leather seats clean and soft but all I can find online is "Use leather cleaner and conditioner"
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mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social @mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I was in preschool during 9/11 and the day after it happened I made a Lego plane and towers and smashed them together and a teacher saw it and she cried
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mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social @mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Even if it was true it would be a bad move. Either my guy wins or I get $5000? Might as well vote for Carl Marx's ghost. Literally can't lose
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mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social @mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Got it
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mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social @mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Have had a very similar experience with wellbutrin. It doesn't do the work for you, but gives you the conscious choice
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You asked, we answered: Now in more colorways!
A group of four cats sitting inside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The background features a dark, blurred forest. The text at the top reads "CATS FOR MEN," and at the bottom, it states "NEW MASCULINE COLORS FOR MASCULINE MEN."An orange cat with white paws is sitting against a dark, forested background. The text reads "CATS FOR MEN" at the top and "ORANGE WITH LITTLE WHITE SOCKS FOR THE ORANGE MAN WITH WHITE SOCKS" at the bottom.A cat with a striped coat is sitting against a background of dark, blurry trees. The text reads "CATS FOR MEN" at the top and "DESERT CAMO FOR THE CUNNING STRATEGIST" at the bottom.A dark-furred cat sits in a shadowy forest. The text reads, "CATS FOR MEN. Midnight Black. For the nocturnal soldier.
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mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social @mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think human nature is like finding something to eat at the airport. Sure you have the free choice to pick whatever you want, but whatever you want still depends entirely on the environment that was created for you. Tech doesn't change your nature, but it can definitely change how you express it
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mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social @mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I frew up 😔
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mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social @mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Every man named George Washington, every woman named Mrs. George Washington
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mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social @mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Wienerpoppers had better cheese but no jalapeño shell. Burrito place had real stuffed jalapeños but disappointing cheese. Gotta give it to the big w
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mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social @mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Comparing jalapeño poppers from Wienerschnitzel and the local burrito place
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
When you claim renewable energies aren’t workable—but you attach solar panels to all your dystopian Flock surveillance cameras.
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mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social @mediumsizedsquid.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Kind of torn on AI, because on one hand it's used to harass people and run scams, but on the other hand we get 1000000000000 indistinguishable pictures of anime women
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