monsieur marcel @mechanicalmeat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i can't understand a thing you're saying, it's like you've created a new dialect yes, it's called: 'i don't respect you enough to enunciate' 040
monsieur marcel @mechanicalmeat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026you mighta thunk i forgot aboot Inktober. this was Day 1 151
Reposted by monsieur marcelMixty Motions⛳️🎶❤️☮️🥃 @iamnotchjohnson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Had great seats for the #GetTheLedOut show last night. What a band! 131
monsieur marcel @mechanicalmeat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026grateful for the opportunity to see Tove Lo tonight at the Greek Theater 0100
monsieur marcel @mechanicalmeat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026any new culture will need: 1. an ethos 2. a few daily habits 3. a dish combining protein & bread which is decidedly more tasty than any other culture's protein-bread thing 010
Reposted by monsieur marcelRose Canardly @ahaikulife.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Honestly so bitching to read about something in the a.m., and find art about it here in the evening. I love us (bsky), fuck the haters 😂 Also, the new kitty is adorable. The round ears, the big ol' noozle. I recommend looking it up if you haven't yet. 051
monsieur marcel @mechanicalmeat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026pastel on paper w digital adjustments from several years ago thanks for looking 190
monsieur marcel @mechanicalmeat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026on a humid summer night after a long night of drinking these become mini waterslides 3101
monsieur marcel @mechanicalmeat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026got lucky to score this; on the way to the team winning the division last nite 150
monsieur marcel @mechanicalmeat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026rookie tourney LA Kings vs SJ Sharks www.nhl.com/kings/video/...nhl.comWATCH - 2026 Rookie Faceoff, LAK vs. SJS | Los Angeles KingsThe LA Kings rookies begin their 2026 Rookie Faceoff on Saturday versus the host club, the San Jose Sharks. 000
monsieur marcel @mechanicalmeat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026out on the town & i've heard the band Cranberries now call themselves Craisins. not entirely sure if that's true, just what i've heard. time catches up with us all 1103
monsieur marcel @mechanicalmeat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026flipping around to different channels & so far not a single weatherperson has been able to explain the endless chunderstorm emanating from the DC area 020
Reposted by monsieur marcelMami Dearest @mamidearest.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Happy National Latina Day to me ❤️ 7281
monsieur marcel @mechanicalmeat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026commission of a friend's dog "Major" #art #artist #pastel 1170
monsieur marcel @mechanicalmeat.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Mr Rooster, if you're considering flinging yourself from the ledge: Mrs Hen & i ask that you cock-a-doodle-don't 0100
monsieur marcel @mechanicalmeat.bsky.social · 10/08/2026my Momma makes noodles so tasty i'm up here on the back of this chair having plenty of faith in the power of suggestion 0120
Reposted by monsieur marcelarea woman @explodingpiano.bsky.social · 08/08/2026age measured in screenshots taken by accident 091
monsieur marcel @mechanicalmeat.bsky.social · 08/08/2026how nice of music genres to fit neatly into decades. not much else going right in my chud life, but i can show up to any "80s night" & fit in; except of course at Sunnyside Retirement Home where it meant my age barred me from the common area that evening 080
monsieur marcel @mechanicalmeat.bsky.social · 25/07/2026tell your cat, "let's break free of this living room and see the world" for me 0174
monsieur marcel @mechanicalmeat.bsky.social · 15/07/2026what if the result of today's match decided the sovereignty of the Falkland Islands? Argentina wins outright, they get them back; England wins they keep them; but if down to penalty kicks, they're returned to the Earth to be governed by the waves and the rocks and the trees and the birds in the skyen.wikipedia.orgFalkland Islands - Wikipedia 030
Reposted by monsieur marcel𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕 @2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Drop something MONOCHROMATIC 🖤🤍🩶 5318319
monsieur marcel @mechanicalmeat.bsky.social · 30/06/2026annual physicals are no longer a thing. in case you still expect to do this, be prepared for your doctor to look at you like, "wtf are you doing here, and why are you wasting my time" 1121
monsieur marcel @mechanicalmeat.bsky.social · 23/06/2026🎶 when it hasn't been so gay, so meek so Pride Month, even all year; but "i'll be queer for you" 🎶 070
monsieur marcel @mechanicalmeat.bsky.social · 22/06/2026out here saying "life is too short" to anyone and everyone until one day life *is* too... 1110
monsieur marcel @mechanicalmeat.bsky.social · 20/06/2026the greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was calling a legume "peanut" 051
monsieur marcel @mechanicalmeat.bsky.social · 19/06/2026grateful to have been amongst 70K people watching Switzerland vs Bosnia thirty-two years ago my friend and i painted our faces for a world cup game. today i got to do it again 4640
Reposted by monsieur marcelthe other guy in WHAM! 🇨🇦 @finlaydave.bsky.social · 09/06/2026“Keep 'em comin' Alice!” 0458
Reposted by monsieur marcelNeedless To Say @needlesstosay.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Ting Shao Kuang - Sacred Village 0365
monsieur marcel @mechanicalmeat.bsky.social · 30/05/2026photobomb by an Andy Pages look-alike #LetsGoDodgers 1111
monsieur marcel @mechanicalmeat.bsky.social · 26/05/2026does your mayonnaise have a nickname? mine does, albeit a long one: Best Foods known as "Hellman's east of the Rockies" 081
monsieur marcel @mechanicalmeat.bsky.social · 25/05/2026showin up to the function like, "what up, i got a docile sheep" 0121
monsieur marcel @mechanicalmeat.bsky.social · 23/05/2026consider the marmot who roams the prairie: does it watch the grass sway in the wind and contemplate whether that portends imminent doom? probably not 271
monsieur marcel @mechanicalmeat.bsky.social · 22/05/2026what's food for the floof (cat) is food for the flounder 010
Reposted by monsieur marcelmave @mave.bsky.social · 20/05/2026[hatching out of a moon rock] the little pocket on pajamas is the place to tuck your dreams 411427
monsieur marcel @mechanicalmeat.bsky.social · 11/05/2026if a tree has a case of the Mondays in the forest and nobody's around to witness it, does it hurt any less? 0190
monsieur marcel @mechanicalmeat.bsky.social · 10/05/2026when tasting a dish your Mom prepared, an inappropriate response is "whoa that's fibrous." more Mother's day tips are on deck 0111
Reposted by monsieur marcelBean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Sans Pépins stars in the upcoming action thriller: Raisins Rouge. Only in theaters. 2227
monsieur marcel @mechanicalmeat.bsky.social · 02/05/202651 inches of #SausageSqualorSaturday cc @pixelthegnome.bsky.social 2283
Reposted by monsieur marcelSentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Much like the mighty water buffalo, I too am bad at analogies. 0133
Reposted by monsieur marcelRose Canardly @ahaikulife.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Poetic prose of the pics you can't post challenge. 151
Reposted by monsieur marcelthe artist formally known as polka @johnny2tehb.bsky.social · 19/04/2026the wounds of the mind. cut as deep as the wounds of any weapon. the weapons may be different. but the claret still flows. 0101
monsieur marcel @mechanicalmeat.bsky.social · 19/04/2026after a lifetime of gloom the sun came out the sidewalk sprouted anew 1376
monsieur marcel @mechanicalmeat.bsky.social · 18/04/2026with creative visualization you can imagine that oncoming avalanche as a mountain of perfectly fluffy rice. you're not likely to survive, but your last moments will be more pleasant 0111
monsieur marcel @mechanicalmeat.bsky.social · 06/04/2026just back home from a few day trip to the Pacific Northwest. blessed by some rare early spring sunshine, and a friend came to visit our hotel windowsill two of the days. 1384
