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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 2h

my little niece has just renamed me kiki. I recommend that everyone get named by a baby

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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 14h

I miss driving my old car because it was a big hunk of metal that I had to be very tender and careful with

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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

sext: wanna hag out? not a typo btw

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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

my haters convene for their first club meeting and slowly realize that each one of them is named chad

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Frog Every Day @frogeveryday.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Sabrina the frog

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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Viewed: DRINKING CHAMPAGNE ALONE IN BED • Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed LETTING YOURSELF GET EATEN BY WILD ANIMALS BECAUSE "EH"

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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

OREGON! LOST: really good walking stick. last seen at these coordinates. if you picked it up, please DM me to reunite it with its heartbroken owner. REWARD: extremely good karma and fresh chanterelles. please repost will delete if found

uncle kyle and iggy walking kyle is wearing iggy's hat and using the stick iggy is being silly

a map showing the coordinates as 44.823162,-122.077892

that's out in the hinterlands kind of by breitenbush

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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

sext: as a poltergeist I flip your copy of Breakfast of Champions open to the asshole drawing. you think I'm a draft and inspect your window

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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

the iphone calendar glitches when you get to 4716 BC just fyi

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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

taking huge gulps out of a big radioactive jug that says "eugenics" and looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

gotta say, bone broth is the perfect solution for those of us that crave Bones but think chewing is a scam

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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

an ASCII boob in the address field? who knows

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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

props to local restaurant for never ever washing the chalk tag off their front door even tho it says "horse kink"

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 03/10/2026

it’s sooo funny that jesse eisenberg turned down the social network sequel but said yes to “now you see me 3”

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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

everyone's sleeping on my best miitomo answer because it sucks

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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

had a dream that hannibal buress was the president and also my dad. I advise each of you to have the same dream at your earliest convenience

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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

rebranding periods as "recreational bleeding"

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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

medium dot com…call me when it’s large

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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

my new year's resolution is bad because I accidentally saved myself as a jpeg

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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

car ahead of me had a "work harder to provide for lazy welfare queens" bumper sticker and was swerving wildly as if trying to shake it off

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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

my boyfriend is frustrated because I told him the only things I want for my birthday are a dunce cap and a sandwich

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 29/09/2026

budget tip: fill your gas tank with pretend gas in matchbox city

Sign at a toy gas station. Prices are $3.49 to $3.65 a gallon

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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Abiding By Social Protocol Is Really Very Difficult So We Made The Internet

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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

VFX Artists React to BME Pain Olympics

cropped youtube thumbnail image of corridor crew member sam gorski with his hand to his mouth in shock

cropped youtube thumbnail of corridor crew member wren weichman with his mouth open and brow furrowed in disgust

cropped youtube thumbnail of corridor crew member niko pueringer laughing

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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

y’all i took my car elsewhere and they replaced the wrong headlight

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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

the guy we're staying with in greece has a glass swan filled with potpourri in his bathroom which is probably the least illegal thing ever

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

FUCK !!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKELETEN WHO WASNT WATCHING WHAT THERE DOING AND SAT WRONG ACIDENTALLY WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT IT AND AS SOON AS THEY MOVED THERE WHOLE SHIT STARTED TO HURT!!! WHY IS IT POSSIBLE TO RELAX WRONG!!!! THIS WORLD IS SURELY A PRISON , DA TEXT " SAT WRONG FOR 15 MINUTES NOW MY PIECE OFF SHIT BODY IS COMPLETELY DESTOYED " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'm probably going to delete that at some point but I am currently shaking with rage

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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

a business week lasts five days • a calendar week lasts seven days • a week with me lasts sixty eons

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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i keep imagining having to write a follow up email

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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I want to write the worst poem in history and I want my enemies to read it together and barf

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

NOW!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKELELELTON DRIVEN THERE CAR AND TRYEN TO SHOP AT A FUCKEN STORE AND THEY WONT LET EM!!! THERE LOCKEN ALL THERE SHIT UP STOP ADDING LEVELS TO MY LIFE!!!! DO NOT MAKE ME FIND A GUY WHERE I FEEL GUILTEY ABOUT MAKIN HIM UNLOCK ALL MY SHIT!!!!!!!!! AND TA TEXT SAYS I HATE STORE'S UNLOCK MY ALLERGY PILL'S unlock my monster pop unlock my sock's unlock my lotio unlock lonfey detergenet unlock ibuproffin unlock my tooth paste unlock my deodorant UNLOCK MY DEODOTANT IMMEDIATELY !!!! NOW NOW NOW WHAT THE FUCK - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

what about grocery stores makes people so horny that they'll hit on a girl who's buying many slightly irregular cheeses in her pajamas

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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

just saw a bird rip the wing off a live cicada wow downtown stl is rough

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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

when you have emails but you also have cat

a cat perched on a lap but a laptop is on him

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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I thought bret easton ellis was dead

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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I hope when I become a princess I get to have a small moat immediately surrounding my person at all times

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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

adding some notes to my calendar to remind myself throughout the year that I enjoy gingerbread

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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

always disliked that cat. he's a creep. he should not be there when their mother is out

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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

my phone keeps correcting "wow" to "woe" and it takes me longer and longer each time to decide whether or not to fix it

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Frog Every Day @frogeveryday.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Vincent the frog

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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

mind over matter! write your consciousness into a computer program then destroy your body with a pickaxe ｄｏｉｔ

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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I work in a city that is called "broken heart" in french. the cop cars there all essentially have "broken heart police" written on the sides

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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I just wanna ring in and tell him I like his shoes

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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

wow everyone is here

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