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Modeste Daniau

@mdaniau.bsky.social
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ℹ️ Contains AI-generated images! All text content written by real people. Gimmick account. Vampire, chef, trying out this new "social media" thing. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. She/her.

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Merc Fenn Wolfmoor @mercwolfmoor.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
It's almost 6am and Triscuit most emphatically did NOT dip the stainless steel sponge in a pan of dirty water in the sink and then throw it on the floor to play with, this is SLANDER
Triscuit, a brown and gray tabby kitten with white feet, TOTALLY INNOCENT OF ALL CRIMES, trying to look causal about batting a wet stainless steel sponge across the floor
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Ethan @ethanclsn.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Friends, Romans, Internet I have a new kitty!
A grey and white kitty looking suspiciously off camera
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Wonder Kitten @wonderkitten.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Her first Christmas
Tuxedo kitten with big green eyes in front of a Christmas tree adorned with colorful lights
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The Cosy Moose @thecosymoose.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
You will be visited by three spirits…
Three cats in three stages of judging.
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
last christmas i gave you my harp the very next day you gave it away what the hell you expressed interest in learning concert harp
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.
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byun ➡️ Anime Boston AA243 @arlecchumi.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Good morning bsky!! ☀️ THE FLASH WAS ON AND I CANT STPP LAUIGHKNG HELPPPP
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Miranda Yaver @mirandayaver.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
This is the face of someone who was chirping behind me during my NPR interview this morning. Can’t even get 5 minutes off from belly rubbing duties!
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 09/12/2024
This is Yuma. She's an amateur geologist. Brings home one carefully selected rock a day. For science. 13/10
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January @almorica.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I hope everyone currently having a rough time gets the good news or medical care or simple sense of relief they need right now
An image of a rabbit tucked into bed. Text over it says "it has gotten better before and it will again"
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Let’s ask Santa for Churu! :3 サンタさんにちゅーるのお願いをしよう
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camille @emobrat.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Posting saria in skirt on every platform
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Modeste Daniau @mdaniau.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
While we were strolling along the pier, my friend and I decided to get some coffee from a local café. Some much-needed warmth amidst a frigid winter. She took this photo of me. Remember to support small and local businesses! You may just find a new and valuable haunt.
(AI generated image) A photo one of my friends took of me while we were out near the pier. I am holding a cup of coffee.
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roberto updates 🇵🇸 @robertoupdates.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
roberto
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the albatross @kelseygq.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
She doesn’t know she’s about to go to the vet
A tortoiseshell cat with a half-orange half-black face sits politely next to her cat tree and looks innocently at the camera, her tail curled behind her
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Restarting the song because I wasn't listening hard enough
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Modeste Daniau @mdaniau.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Algorithm - I don't know if you're listening, but Pascal's wager and what have you. I don't want any more political content on my feed. There is a time and place, and I would rather discuss politics with the people I hold near and dear. There are many people keen on making the world... (1/)
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Gabby @gabbyslilcreatures.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Lil guy #art #painting
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abby @ 🎃 WOCKTOBER 🎃 @abberwocky.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
he said no computer only pebby #dailypebby #cats #catsofbluesky
Pebby (brown tabby) standing on my desk in front of my monitor while I’m trying to watch Kana’s stream
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
The multiplayer mode of New Super Mario Bros. has an implicit anti-Mario, pro-Luigi bias. If both of them would die on the same frame, Mario's death is counted first, making him lose every time.
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Adam @gaymerchat.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I’ve no idea what Leonard wants, but him not getting it is clearly my fault
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Some Mozzarella noises
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Alicia Andrzejewski (she/her) @aliciaandrz.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Ryan went to the bathroom in the middle of game night & I’m sorry to say he’s been usurped.
an image of a little cat’s head peeking over the table, sitting on my husband’s chair with some uno cards to the right side of her
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Zungie ☆ V-Artist ✈️ EUROPE TRIP @zungiebungie.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Panic picked new wallpaper It was a mistake! THATS MENACING 😱 @goemon.bsky.social @theyakuzalady.bsky.social
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 23/11/2024
silly axolotls 🫧 #art #axolotls
Illustration of some axolotls they are silly pink goobers
 
The colors used are mainly shades of pink 

The may not be the smartest but that's okay because they are cute
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 23/11/2024
I think this could heal the partisan divide
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common loon @twerkyvulture.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
polite
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Rettungsratte (Dari) @rettungsratte.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Oh no, it's roots are spilling over. Need to re-pot.
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Modeste Daniau @mdaniau.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Many followers right out the gate! Welcome, all! I hope I can make my profile a place of joy and hope. I believe in a better future and want to use my platform to promote that vision. More than that, I want you to feel comfortable here. You're welcome here. I'm here for you.
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Seren🌷 @ieafy.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Secret Falls 🌱 (this months patreon print!)
A digital illustration of a waterfall scene. There are monstera plants, a heron, and two goat-like characters.
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kiwi coco 🥝🥥 @kiwi-wiwi.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
me? im shapes
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MotherLyra @motherlyra.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
You looked like you needed more Cheesecake on your skyline so here, this is for you #cat
Calico cat, laying down belly upCat, looking past camera without a single thought behind her eyesCat, sitting by a large food bowl, notably overweight despite the hungry look upon faceCat, again laying in back and exposing belly
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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I cannot make the bed when the kitty refuses to get out from under the covers.
Gray medium-haired kitten with eyes that are green in the center and gold on the outside laying on white linens
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Michelle @michelle275.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I have to wait until my cat is done with her games before I can watch tv
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
i either read for 8 hours straight or don’t touch a book for 8 months there is no in between
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Modeste Daniau @mdaniau.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I must concede I myself have no bat form, but - I am curious what the other vampires think of this chart.
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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Palate cleanser
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Awen🟨⬜️🟪⬛️ @0awen.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
good morning all
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
every boxing movie is basically about this transformation
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Beach Roy ☀️🏄🏼‍♂️🏝️🤙 @beachroy.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Haute cuisine voor Theo vandaag! Een viskwartet van Haring, Paling, Hollandse garnalen en sashimi van tonijn.
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Buitengebieden @buitengebieden.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Cats.. 😂
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Modeste Daniau @mdaniau.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Hello, world!
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