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Beautiful. Bald. Brown on one side. Comic book hunter. Contributor at one of those Dallas Mavericks fan blog sites. So divorced she left the country.🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽 www.sbnation.com/users/matt_martinez

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Matt Martinez @mcmartinez817.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Mavericks State Media is at it again www.mavsmoneyball.com/mavericks-an...
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Mavericks State Media Transmission: You peasants are welcome — we await your ceaseless adulation
A dispatch from the satirical Adelsonian Politburo after Generalisimo Nico Harrison was jettisoned from the Regime.
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Matt Martinez @mcmartinez817.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Another #NBA season is here, giving me another chance to try and fail at posting my little stories to Al Gore's Internet. The Mavericks/Spurs rivalry has a chance to become something meaningful again. Will Dereck Lively's DOMINANCE over little Wemby continue? www.mavsmoneyball.com/dallas-maver...
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3 things to look out for in the Mavericks’ season opener against the San Antonio Spurs
The Mavs have won seven of the last eight against the Spurs, including the last two season openers.
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Matt Martinez @mcmartinez817.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Let’s cool it with the dildos, plz and thanks: www.mavsmoneyball.com/dallas-wings...
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Hey, bro — Throwing sex toys at WNBA players ain’t it
Flying dildos at WNBA games is speaking power to truth.
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Matt Martinez @mcmartinez817.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Klay Thompson: A scholar and a gentleman who is putting together a blistering hot run this offseason www.mavsmoneyball.com/2025/7/22/24... #nba
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Klay Thompson is quietly putting together one hell of an offseason run
The Dallas Mavericks’ swingman painted the corner with his ceremonial first pitch before the Texas Rangers beat the Oakland Athletics on Monday, just days after Thompson and Megan Thee Stallion’s rela...
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Ben S. Pumpkins @benzajdel.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
@mcmartinez817.bsky.social wrote about practice drills from the Mavs’ new assistant video coordinator Tevin Juwan Brown: www.mavsmoneyball.com/2025/7/18/24...
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Decisions, Decisions: Mavs video coordinator breaks down basketball's "if, then" riddles
New Dallas Mavericks assistant video coordinator Tevin Juwan Brown breaks down the practice drills that build the knack for instantaneous decision-making that developing players need.
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Matt Martinez @mcmartinez817.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
As we gear up for Wings at Mercury tonight, the team has announced that the next Caitlin Clark-Paige Bueckers matchup in town will be at the big house. Last time the Fever came to town more than 20k fans were in the stands www.mavsmoneyball.com/2025/7/7/244...
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Wings Things: Let’s try this again — August game against Indiana Fever moved to AAC
After Fever guard Caitlin Clark missed the June 27 matchup between the Wings and Fever, which drew more than 20,000 fans to the American Airlines Center, the two teams will play there again next month...
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Matt Martinez @mcmartinez817.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
The 6-13 Dallas Wings are the breath of fresh air the DFW sports scene needs right now yall: www.mavsmoneyball.com/2025/7/3/244... #wnba
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Wings Things: Who is this team, and what have they done with the Dallas Wings?
The youth movement is spurring the Wings to five wins in their last seven games.
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Matt Martinez @mcmartinez817.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Agh finally finished Andor I need to talk to someone about this with immediately
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Matt Martinez @mcmartinez817.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Just dropped Anthony Santander for Jasson Dominguez in fantasy baseball, is there any chance this works out well for me
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Matt Martinez @mcmartinez817.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Nice little comic book haul from North Texas Comic show in Frisco today
Wonder Woman issue 7 comic book cover with red background and up close profile of Wonder Woman on the coverDetective Comics issue 404 comic book cover with Batman leaping from above from one biplane to another while a pilot shoots at him Superman issue 252 comic book cover with Superman, Supergirl, Hawkman, Hawkgirl, Dr. Fate and other flying heroes on the cover Amazing Spider-Man issue 30 comic book cover showing Spider-Man hanging from a falling water tower while a spotlight shines on him from below
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Harrison Faigen @faignews.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
"Harrison is exactly the kind of motherfucker who doesn’t care about the people that work for him or with him." ok ouch @mcmartinez817.bsky.social wow www.mavsmoneyball.com/2025/4/24/24...
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Harrison said attracting free agents to Dallas is ‘the least of my concerns.’ Here’s why he’s wrong
Dallas Mavericks general manager Nico Harrison’s end-of-year press conference just keeps on giving.
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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
If I didn’t think I’d get fired instantly for doing it, I’d allow Mavs Moneyball to pay me an embarrassing amount of money to do a dramatic reading of this wonderful piece of NBA satire from The Bard of The Lone Star.😂😂😂
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Matt Martinez @mcmartinez817.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
The Benevolence and Magnanimity of Dallas Mavericks State Media on full display once more www.mavsmoneyball.com/2025/4/15/24... #nba
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Mavericks State Media Transmission: Your anger may be righteous, but our might makes us right
Behold the Glory of Your Indentured Life in Fandom. Here are some Blessed Words from your Benevolent Leaders.
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Matt Martinez @mcmartinez817.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
When your fanbase sees the front office as the Empire in Andor, it's simply time for a righteous bloodletting www.mavsmoneyball.com/2025/4/11/24...
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a man in a red uniform is screaming in front of a crowd of men .
Alt: a man in a red uniform is screaming in front of a crowd of men .
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Matt Martinez @mcmartinez817.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
The Mavericks just keep hoopin, circumstances be damned. Life on life’s terms I suppose www.mavsmoneyball.com/dallas-maver... #nba
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Player Grades: Recapping the Mavericks’ 101-92 win at the Orlando Magic
The backcourt tandem of Jaden Hardy and Brandon Williams was the key in the second half.
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Matt Martinez @mcmartinez817.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
“We got goals in mind,” returning big man Anthony Davis said in a televised interview after the Mavericks’ 120-101 win over the Brooklyn Nets. But what does it all mean? www.mavsmoneyball.com/dallas-maver... #NBA
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Four thoughts after Anthony Davis’ return in the Dallas Mavericks’ 120-101 win at the Brooklyn Nets
The outcome was never really in question as Dallas made a big addition to the lineup.
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Cris @crisvector.com · 20/03/2025
Street Fighter 2
Imagem do jogo Street Fighter 2, tela de bonus (mar ao fundo, céu cinza, parte de um barco no lado direito com uma bandeira dos Estados Unidos, piso cinza), o personagem Ken dando um chute em um cybertruck da Tesla.
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Matt Martinez @mcmartinez817.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
So smoking the occasional offseason hookah is orders of magnitude more offensive to Fatrick Dumont and Nico “Horse’s Ass” Harrison we are left to assume… I hate the team I am a fan of
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/02/2025
"Two barbecue pits, both alike in dignity (In fair Lockhart Texas, where we lay our scene), From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil sauce makes civil hands unclean." excerpt from my adaptation of Romeo & Juliet, the setting moved to the feud between Black's and Terry Black's BBQ
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Stephen R Bissette @stephenrbissette.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
A couple more of the covers I did for SAGA OF THE SWAMP THING after I'd left penciling the interior pages. Not too shabby, if I may say so myself.
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 18/02/2025
The year is 2028 and I have to pay my taxes in [SLUR] Coin. If I don't, they'll seize the 1/8th of a shipping container I sleep in between shifts at the gangstalking factory.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
man you've really just gotta hate America and its citizens to cut back on the damn National Park Service. you've gotta have no interest in what makes our country unique and no desire for people to experience it
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Matt Martinez @mcmartinez817.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Fuck you, Chase, it’s all hidden under my mattress I don’t have to take this shit from you
A screenshot from the Chase app telling me my estimated net worth is $64.03
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Aaahh!!! A real Ductos @ductos.eurosky.social · 16/02/2025
Mex-Sicko Meme, with the dirty-Sanchezed Sicko guy standing in a desert, wearing a sombrero, touching a cactus, holding a burning American flag, and saying "Si...ja ja ja...SI!"
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Vintage Jerseys & Hats @polyesterunis.com · 17/02/2025
Earl Campbell, circa 1982 #HoustonOilers
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Matt Martinez @mcmartinez817.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Just a casual four and a half hour college baseball game. Good fucking Gawd
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Vintage Jerseys & Hats @polyesterunis.com · 16/02/2025
Charlie Hough, circa 1984 #Rangers #Baseball
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Matt Martinez @mcmartinez817.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Dallas Mavericks “culture” continues to crumble www.mavsmoneyball.com/2025/2/16/24... #nba
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Report: Mavericks assistant Darrell Armstrong arrested for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon
Police sources told a DFW television station that Armstrong hit a woman with a gun after an argument.
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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
The best, most original piece of NBA writing I have read in years.
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Matt Martinez @mcmartinez817.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Holy shit are you sure????? Thanks a ton Beau!
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Harrison Faigen @faignews.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I laughed out loud multiple times @mediocrity.bsky.social www.mavsmoneyball.com/2025/2/11/24...
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The Dallas Mavericks are a full-fledged totalitarian regime at this point
Several fans were escorted out of American Airlines Center during Monday’s loss to the Sacramento Kings for subversive speech.
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Matt Martinez @mcmartinez817.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
The beatings will continue until morale improves, Dear Leader Nico tells us through the Wise State Media. Examples simply had to be made during Monday’s Scheduled Recreation Period: www.mavsmoneyball.com/2025/2/11/24... #nba
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The Dallas Mavericks are a full-fledged totalitarian regime at this point
Several fans were escorted out of American Airlines Center during Monday’s loss to the Sacramento Kings for subversive speech.
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually
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Matt Martinez @mcmartinez817.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Kendrick Lamar making the worst people in America v v mad yes hahahahaha yessss
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SB Nation @sbnation.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
It’s over bro you can tune in now @Drake
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kris anka @kristaferanka.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I just had to explain the whole lore of Not Like Us to my grandmother
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Serena Williams!
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
"Say Drake..."
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
probably the most mischievous grin ever
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Pitch Mr. Perfect @michaelwaterloo.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
If I send you this it means your funeral has already happened while you’re alive. #SuperBowl
Kendrick Lamar staring through Drake’s soul at the halftime show saying “Say Drake.”
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Aleksander III receiving rural district elders in the yard of Petrovsky Palace in Moscow, by Ilya Repin, 1885-86
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Serena was an iconic moment
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Matt Martinez @mcmartinez817.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Saw Kendrick on the DAMN tour. It was amazing of course, probably the best rap show I’ve seen live. But my goodness how he’s taken leaps and bounds as a performer since then. What an incredible halftime show
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
70,000 people in a stadium yelling "a minor." Christ
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
SERENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
live your life in a way that no one calls you a pedophile during the super bowl halftime show while everyone cheers
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Matt Martinez @mcmartinez817.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I’m watching with mom and pops and the discomfort in the room is fucking palpable … bask in it, olds
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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Dumb question but is Kendrick wearing a lower case a chain in reference to a minor?
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