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Mclouj 🇦🇺

@mclouj.bsky.social
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Lover of cars and Motorsport. Van and JDM luxo barge connoisseur. Enjoyer of music and video games. Recently started collecting Minidiscs. Sick of the AI en-shittification of everything. Missing my Clio 🥲.

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Antony Ingram @antonyingram.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thinking this morning about how a lot of cars have a terrible reliability reputation mainly because some Youtube with 8 million followers called The Spanner Twats buys the absolute shittiest cheapest one they can find from an actual criminal and it inevitably explodes the very next day.
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Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 09/09/2026
Units of measurement? More like units of BETRAYAL qwantz.com/index.php?co...
T-Rex: In this crazy mixed-up world, at least one thing's for certain: a horse produces one (1) horsepower!
T-Rex: *satisfied sigh*

T-Rex: Because otherwise the measurement would be INSANE!T-Rex: Can you even imagine living in a world where horses DON'T produce one horsepower, Dromiceiomimus?
Dromiceiomimus: I simply can't! You ask the impossible - I'd sooner imagine a new colour!
T-Rex: I'D sooner imagine what sound tastes like than imagine life in a world where one horse doesn't produce one horsepower!!Utahraptor: Er, T-Rex...
T-Rex: No. NO.
T-Rex: Utahraptor, no!!

Utahraptor: The average horse can output over 14 horsepower in bursts -
T-Rex: Okay, but that's only over a short time, so -
Utahraptor: - and they can sustain over SEVEN horsepower across longer periods.
T-Rex: NO! NOOOOO!
T-Rex: God? Is it okay if I let this fact drive me crazy?
God: HONESTLY DUDE IT'S BEEN DRIVING ME UP THE WALL TOO
God: IT'S LIKE
God: I GAVE Y'ALL FREE WILL AS A SPECIAL TREAT AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DO WITH IT
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Antony Ingram @antonyingram.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Being bombarded with ways the increasingly wealthy are able to spend their increasing wealth is maybe not what the majority of the world population needs right now.
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Maybe Train Enthusiast @cobramerciless.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Lovely little 2cv spotted at the shops this morning! #weirdcarbs #checkthecarpark
Bright green Citroen 2cv parked next to a white Corolla.Bright green Citroen 2 cv from the side. Excellent decals and wheels!
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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The Expanse: Rocinante Spaceship in Action
Alt: The Expanse: Rocinante lets rip with her PDCs
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Back Pocket @backpocket.gg · 23/05/2026
DOOM soundtrack enters the US National Recording Registry
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
It's frustrating when you describe fatigue to someone and they say that this also happens to them. Yes, we all get tired, Susan, but we don't all collapse after trying to take a shower.

mybodyistryingtokillme.com
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
If tone deaf was a picture.
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Tamara Keel [Scary Remix] @tamslick.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Once upon a time I bought programs that came in a box. I would install them on the computer and there they would stay until I uninstalled them. They worked the same way every day. I didn’t have to worry about some guy in Seattle or San Francisco rearranging the buttons and menus overnight.
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Antony Ingram @antonyingram.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I think you're right with 1990-2010 though. I don't even think it's rose-tinted specs, it feels like a pretty large chunk of enthusiasts of various ages would rate that period pretty highly.
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Nice, they have arrived!
Two copies of the Kei to the City 2 soundtrack on tape. The cassette is motocompo yellow.A shot of the yellow cassette showing side AThe cassette sleeve showing the track listing and a haphazard signature.
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Post a random cool car photo you took on another year, with no explanation. 2024
Subaru Impreza WRX STI 22B
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Rhianna Pratchett @rhi.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Happy birthday, Dad. Wish you were here. You’d know what to do. Or at least you’d know what to write. ❤️
Terry and Rhianna Pratchett dressed up for the launch of Dodger in 2012.
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The bloody automatic school gate closed on me this afternoon during pickup! The SD card in the Dash cam was apparently faulty too. Not worth making an insurance claim over which means the poor car now has another battle scar to go with the front bumper scrape I did on Saturday. 🤬
Rear bumper of my Suzuki Vitara after getting squished by an automatic gate. Minor damage, not worth claiming on insurance. Some slight scuffing and the plastic is pinched in, misshaping it.
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
My family has Dutch heritage, you can tell because this is what my brother’s shed / workshop looks like.
My brothers bike collection from a few years ago, these are all ridden on a regular basis.

A ridiculous row of bikes are lined up hanging from a wall, along with multiple spare frames and other parts.
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Low Flight @loflyt.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
#weirdcarbs HQ Holden wagon with Statesman front, vs IONIQ 6
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JD Burgess @blacktopmagazine.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
'Nostalgia: it happened the way I remember it, even if I'm wrong.'
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Finally swapped out my old Chinese made rubber for some new… Chinese made rubber 🤣 These Primacy 5s are whisper quiet though, much better road feel too. Also I love having a 50 profile sidewall, so comfy!
The OPALS RH888 tyres that the Majesta came with, fitted for compliance reasons. From my research these are / were the cheapest 235/50/17 tyres available for purchase at the time, at around $65 AUD a tyre. Incredibly noisy on the highway and zero lateral grip, they also become drift missiles in the wet.Michelin Primacy 5 tyres now fitted to the Majesta. They suit the character of the car much better, almost silent at speed and with excellent grip in all conditions.
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Another outstanding @mapocolops.bsky.social Game Awards. This man loves video games! youtu.be/8ydAXo-L7ow?...
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The Mapocolops Game Awards 2025
YouTube video by Mapocolops
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Kids are finally old enough to start cracking open some of my favourite games for family game night. DOS2 is first up. Side note, it’s wild to me that Larian made this game run on an iPad and be cross platform compatible with PC. We’re playing on Linux, Windows PC and an iPad Air m2.
Divinity Original Sin 2 loaded up and ready to go on iPad and the media PC for some multiplayer goodness.
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John Osborn 🏳️‍🌈 @johnosborn.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
It’s wild. I have personal memories of basically the entire transition from analog to digital everything. I’ve dropped off my film to a booth in a parking lot for it to be developed all the way to some guy’s toilet needing a software update because it’s been taken over by a Russian bitcoin botnet.
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mikey neumann @mikeyface.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Sometimes the Internet just gets you
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The cockies are back to nibble on the tree! I thought there was someone crashing about in the backyard but it was just these jerks doing some aggressive gardening.
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Just had a run up the freeway and back this evening, got some surprisingly great fuel economy out of the Majesta. 11.6km/l which is 8.6l / 100km, 27mpg US, or 32.7mpg UK. Now if only the price hadn’t just jumped 20c per litre in the last couple of days…
Instrument cluster of a Toyota Majesta showing fuel economy of 11.6km per litre
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Équipe Radar Love @midnightdorifto.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
good morning and happy Monday, here’s something absurd for us to begin the week collectingcars.com/for-sale/199...
1996 Holden HSV VS GTSR1996 Holden HSV VS GTSR1996 Holden HSV VS GTSR1996 Holden HSV VS GTSR
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
One of the more interesting Escort engine swaps I have ever seen - this gentleman in South Africa put a Barra in a mk2. Sounds pretty sweet. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ9K...
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ITB’s BARRA SWAPPED Ford Escort MK2 🙌🏽🔥…EARGASEM🧖🏽 1 OF 1 FORD ESCORT MK2 IN THE COUNTRY 🇿🇦
YouTube video by DST FILMS
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TheProxyGuy @cardsbyprox.com · 25/02/2026
If you've recently updated Firefox there's an AI kill switch (for FF AI) Options->AI Control
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Excellent dyno video for all the Triumph enthusiasts out there. @upndown.bsky.social damn there were some muppets in the comments though. youtu.be/JAl6Wr1qYF4?...
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Triumph Toledo Horsepower Test | Classic 1.3 saloon on a rolling road!
YouTube video by UPnDOWN
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Falcon(s).
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Tom Red @tomredmemes.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Just seen a kid almost get bowled over by a grown ass man on an electric scooter caning it along the footpath. 😤🤬 Someone else tried to stop him but he just zoomed off. Fuck these pricks he would have been going 40kmh plus.
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
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neko ban ban @mwoodski.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Dad just sent me this pic of him in 1976 sitting on the boot of his 2.5PI outside a winery looking suave af. #weirdcarbs
A lanky man in sunglasses wearing flares and sporting sideburns sits astride the boot of a magnificent beast. In the background is a winery with some classic Aussie cars parked out front.
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I bought my Dad a Canon EL-10 flash for his birthday and now the shop I bought it from is sending me marketing emails with awesome retro styled mirrorless cameras and I don’t need another hobby but…
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Been listening to some old cds recently and I’m just going to say it: The Violent Femmes were not that good and most of their songs were pretty rapey. They never sounded that good live either.
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Dear god it’s pristine! www.carsales.com.au/cars/details... AE93 SX Seca Liftback 5dr Man 5sp 1.6i
1992 Toyota Corolla Seca SX 1992 Toyota Corolla Seca SX 1992 Toyota Corolla Seca SX 1992 Toyota Corolla Seca SX
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 05/02/2026
The Steam Machine has been delayed because stupid little babies can't stop using AI to write their emails: aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
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Juanma is Creating Lightly 🎨🖌😬 @creatinglightly.art · 03/02/2026
I guess we're back to the #CreatingLightlyWIP then. Haters will say it's a school runner, a grocery getter and a tools transporter. Reshare if you like it, are excited for it or would like other people to find this! 💛
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Kei Class @keiclass.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I want a van with enough room in the back to pace and smoke a pipe and think over my next newspaper article. #Kei #KeiVan #Atrai #JDM
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Brendan @brendanmcaleer.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
hell yeah I have a Copen strategy
A yellow Daihatsu Copen, front 3/4A Gazoo Racing tuned Daihatsu CopenLiberty Walk's modified Daihatsu Copen, R35 GT-R front endSide profile of a yellow Daihatsu Copen showing the folding roof mechanism
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Blake Smith @basmitharts.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Aussie stuff. Second one of these I've seen this weekend.
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 30/01/2026
22. Earlier I promised that I'd post the most iconic of the atypical Alfas. But now I see that I failed to take any photographs of the car in question. Fortunately, I did snap a quick shot with my cell phone. So, for what it's worth: If Alfa came back to this design, I'd buy one in a heartbeat.
Wild Jules Verne underwater looking coach from 1913 in aluminum, bubble windows, brass fittings and red spokes.
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Obsolete Sony @obsoletesony.com · 28/01/2026
This is what peak physical Media looks like.
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Mmmmm, headlight polishing. My favourite (forgot to take before pics ffs).
Drivers side headlight of a URS206 MajestaPassenger side headlight of a URS206 Majesta, slightly less cloudy.
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Andreas Petros @petrospect.blog · 26/01/2026
QOTD: what's your favorite version of a car you didn't get in your home market? Altezza RS200 is near the top of my list #weirdcarBS #carbluesky
A silver Toyota Altezza RS200 Z edition, a 3SG3 BEAMS engined 8000RPM 3-Series sized sedan that we got as a first generation Lexus IS.
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Was driving behind this blacked out abduction-spec Mercedes V class earlier today, with a suitably strange rego plate. Was it previously on a spurned engagement present? Formerly a wedding rental car? Does the owner partake in human trafficking? I have to know. #weirdcarbs
A black Mercedes V250d with heavily tinted windows, covered in dust with the number plate "B MY WIFE". Written in the dust next to the plate is the response "Pass :D".
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