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Mclouj 🇦🇺

@mclouj.bsky.social
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Lover of cars and Motorsport. Van and JDM luxo barge connoisseur. Enjoyer of music and video games. Recently started collecting Minidiscs. Sick of the AI en-shittification of everything. Missing my Clio 🥲.

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Antony Ingram @antonyingram.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thinking this morning about how a lot of cars have a terrible reliability reputation mainly because some Youtube with 8 million followers called The Spanner Twats buys the absolute shittiest cheapest one they can find from an actual criminal and it inevitably explodes the very next day.
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Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 09/09/2026
Units of measurement? More like units of BETRAYAL qwantz.com/index.php?co...
T-Rex: In this crazy mixed-up world, at least one thing's for certain: a horse produces one (1) horsepower!
T-Rex: *satisfied sigh*

T-Rex: Because otherwise the measurement would be INSANE!T-Rex: Can you even imagine living in a world where horses DON'T produce one horsepower, Dromiceiomimus?
Dromiceiomimus: I simply can't! You ask the impossible - I'd sooner imagine a new colour!
T-Rex: I'D sooner imagine what sound tastes like than imagine life in a world where one horse doesn't produce one horsepower!!Utahraptor: Er, T-Rex...
T-Rex: No. NO.
T-Rex: Utahraptor, no!!

Utahraptor: The average horse can output over 14 horsepower in bursts -
T-Rex: Okay, but that's only over a short time, so -
Utahraptor: - and they can sustain over SEVEN horsepower across longer periods.
T-Rex: NO! NOOOOO!
T-Rex: God? Is it okay if I let this fact drive me crazy?
God: HONESTLY DUDE IT'S BEEN DRIVING ME UP THE WALL TOO
God: IT'S LIKE
God: I GAVE Y'ALL FREE WILL AS A SPECIAL TREAT AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DO WITH IT
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Love a subi but I’ll pick the forbidden fruit 106 rallye please 🙏
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Antony Ingram @antonyingram.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Being bombarded with ways the increasingly wealthy are able to spend their increasing wealth is maybe not what the majority of the world population needs right now.
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Got that 914 looking like a smart roadster.
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The line only goes up :)
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Number of fun shitboxes I would acquire can be expressed as n=(n+1).
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Maybe Train Enthusiast @cobramerciless.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
GLC are the UK’s version of T.I.S.M. youtu.be/S7TwfbwLXQY?...
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Greg! The Stop Sign!!
YouTube video by TISMBand
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A dangerous pastime for sure 👍
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
MoE- Moss over Ethernet
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Another fugly suv yay 😑
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
He is this level of disappointed.
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Disappointed Cricket Fan at ICC World Cup
Alt: Disappointed Pakistani Cricket Fan at ICC World Cup
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Lovely little 2cv spotted at the shops this morning! #weirdcarbs #checkthecarpark
Bright green Citroen 2cv parked next to a white Corolla.Bright green Citroen 2 cv from the side. Excellent decals and wheels!
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It’s a pretty cool car and I will definitely be checking it out once it goes on sale next month. Since we aren’t allowed the Renault 4, 5 or assorted twongi it’s this , Inster or Atto One to choose from if you want a small EV hatchback in Aus.
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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The Expanse: Rocinante Spaceship in Action
Alt: The Expanse: Rocinante lets rip with her PDCs
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Getting new tyres is like getting a new car!
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
They don’t look anywhere near as bad as I remember!
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Oh yeah the K light. My 306 loved that light, it was always turning it on.
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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The Simpsons: Mr. Burns' Boo-Urns
Alt: Mr Burns is far more likable than Trump.
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I used to work with a bloke called Deano Lucy.
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I’m always tempted by the 900 cab but then I remember the 306 exists.
Silver phase 2 Peugeot 306 cabriolet
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Every time I find a good one, it’s an auto :( 1995 Honda Prelude Si Auto www.carsales.com.au/cars/details...
1995 Prelude Si…. Automatic
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
No need to slander the datto like that.
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Just hook this straight into my veins please. RIP Renaultsport.
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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Citizen Kane's Sarcastic Slow Clap
Alt: Citizen Kane's Sarcastic Slow Clap
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Those wheels would make any 80s car look incredible.
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Oh go on then, we can have just a little bit of turbo 2, as a treat.
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Had no idea this was a thing. Still no idea why you would want this in your ad unless you are deliberately trying to scam people with non existent cars.
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The accent is so deliberately bad it’s great.
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Back Pocket @backpocket.gg · 23/05/2026
DOOM soundtrack enters the US National Recording Registry
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Truly one of the cars of all time. (secretly thinks this would be nice to drive)
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Listened to it in the 80s as a child and came back to it in the 90s as a teenager and wow, loved it even more.
Jeff Wayne’s the war of the worlds musical.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
It's frustrating when you describe fatigue to someone and they say that this also happens to them. Yes, we all get tired, Susan, but we don't all collapse after trying to take a shower.

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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
It can also double as a parts car once she’s finished with it 😁
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I mean the e36 is right there….
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
If tone deaf was a picture.
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Tamara Keel [Scary Remix] @tamslick.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Once upon a time I bought programs that came in a box. I would install them on the computer and there they would stay until I uninstalled them. They worked the same way every day. I didn’t have to worry about some guy in Seattle or San Francisco rearranging the buttons and menus overnight.
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
If I ever find one of these for sale locally I’m going to buy it. My nostalgia for my first car is still strong, even though it was just a 12v automatic.
1985 Honda Prelude side profile, photo taken on an instant camera in the mid 90s.
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I have always loved these but probably not enough to own one. There’s too many cars on that list.
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Strong Speed Racer vibes from these, love it!
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Speed Racer Driving the Mach 5
ALT: Speed Racer Driving the Mach 5
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Put some speed holes in it! Will increase its value 3x 😁
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Mmmmm lovely. Never seen one in such good nick before.
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Nothing like wiping your feet on a flag.
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Man Exhausted on Floor After a Bad Day
Alt: Man Exhausted on Floor After a Bad Day
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Those are the correct wheels for the GTV- anything else is wrong. Love it!
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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The Castle: Tell him he's dreamin' about jousting
Alt: The Castle: Tell him he's dreamin' Jousting sticks for 450 dollars are too expensive
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Antony Ingram @antonyingram.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I think you're right with 1990-2010 though. I don't even think it's rose-tinted specs, it feels like a pretty large chunk of enthusiasts of various ages would rate that period pretty highly.
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
This is an unsurprising move by a guy who looks absolutely on the gear in every single public appearance.
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Mclouj 🇦🇺 @mclouj.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Westworld: If You Can't Tell, Does It Matter?
Alt: Westworld: If You Can't Tell, Does It Matter?
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