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Sharess’ Caress

@mccainsnailtech.bsky.social
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DOWN DOWN DOWN BY THE RIVERRRRRRR He/Him

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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pat McAfee Nods During Aaron Rodgers’ 2-Hour Monologue On Virtues Of Eating Tar theonion.com/pat-mcafee-n...
Pat McAfee Nods During Aaron Rodgers’ 2-Hour Monologue On Virtues Of Eating Tar
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Sharess’ Caress @mccainsnailtech.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum ain’t as good as he once was, but he’s as good once, as he ever was
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026
Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid
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Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid
CARY, NC—Describing the experience as “a revelation,” 38-year-old Derrick Henard told reporters Wednesday that everything had finally clicked for him after he was given a diagnosis of stupid. “I remem...
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Sharess’ Caress @mccainsnailtech.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Obligatory Cazador’s palace picture. No run is complete without one:)
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Spider Man beating Jake Lang’s ass in Minneapolis
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
AI football analysis is so cool
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Sharess’ Caress @mccainsnailtech.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I think many reactionaries are finally seeing that AOC has the juice. They won’t admit it. But I can tell:)
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
AOC: Millennials are not punk kids anymore. We're grown adults with mortgages and kids, and that generation is starting to be decisive at the polls. And there is anger at being ignored, having our economic futures mortgaged by the generations that came before us and we're taking the reins
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Sharess’ Caress @mccainsnailtech.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Nick Sirianni is an ITYSL character
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Ben Natan @thebennatan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Oh great they’re covering him like ESPN covers Jalen Hurts.
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Sharess’ Caress @mccainsnailtech.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Coming back to this post after the pig slop scene in The Odyssey. The pig slop looked better
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/07/2026
ai food in these posters always looks like nightmare sequences in shows where someone will be eating what they think is delicious food but then they look down and turns out its maggots and other bugs
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 28/04/2026
Hold on. We the taxpayers are going to pay companies $900 million, which is more than 6x what we spend on wind power R&D, to NOT build wind power at a time when electricity prices are spiking and we need more clean power?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/04/2026
Victor Wembanyama Returns From Concussion Speaking Fluent French
Victor Wembanyama Returns From Concussion Speaking Fluent French
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Sharess’ Caress @mccainsnailtech.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
RUTLEDGE I feel so validated
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Jimmy Kempski @jimmykempski.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
It’s open window nap season.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/04/2026
this is why there’s been mass revolt and opposition to data centers being built in communities. it is genuinely a health hazard to live this close to something emitting this much sound. these need to stop being built
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Sharess’ Caress @mccainsnailtech.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Keylan Rutledge tape is so fucking funny to watch
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/04/2026
its been insane watching mr beast strike deals with and accept money, get on his hands and knees for saudi arabia abd UAE
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
HOLY SHIT UCONN
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Sharess’ Caress @mccainsnailtech.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I like my friends I’ve made out of the patterns on my shower tiles
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I’m sure different people have different takes on this but it sure does seem like there are a LOT of Eagles fans here
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/03/2026
don’t let AIPAC win!!! vote for kat abughazaleh in IL-9 today!!!
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
JD Vance bit him
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Christopher Mims @mims.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
time traveler from 12 months from now just sent me this
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Sharess’ Caress @mccainsnailtech.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
What if math rock was gay
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/02/2026
Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape
Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 10/02/2026
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.
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Noah Shachtman @noahshachtman.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.
Finneas and Billie
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/02/2026
my theory why tech bros have gone insane is that tech optimism was their fuel for awhile. that began to fade as the future was looking less utopian and was obviously always about getting infinite money. when the public began to turn on big tech, tech turned to reactionary ideology to fill the void
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onion person @junlper.beer · 25/01/2026
rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know
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Jimmy Kempski @jimmykempski.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Eagles cornerbacks Quinyon Mitchell and Cooper DeJean named to NFL All-Pro team www.phillyvoice.com/eagles-corne...
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Eagles cornerbacks Quinyon Mitchell and Cooper DeJean named to NFL All-Pro team
Two Philadelphia Eagles players were named to the 2025-2026 All-Pro team. They were cornerbacks Quinyon Mitchell and Cooper DeJean.
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Luke Diaz @lukediaz.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Happy birthday General Ketheric Thorm!
A picture of General Ketheric Thorm from the Baldur's Gate 3 video game
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Abolishing ICE is the bare minimum. We need to dismantle DHS. We need restitution. And we need trials.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/01/2026
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
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HasanTheHun (automated mirror) @hasanabirepeater.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
great day to be an “america first” bootlicker who voted for the most israel first admin that guts social programs, won’t fix infra, cuts taxes for the super wealthy & spends all its money instead on bombing venezuela & stealing its oil for super profits of the pedophilic elite!
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Sharess’ Caress @mccainsnailtech.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Donald Trump just announced that the US will occupy and run Venezuela… wtf
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
We have to impeach him.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation. I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 11/12/2025
hes giving good advice idk what the problem is
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
This young Wolves fan is very upset that Jonas Valanciunas made the 2nd free throw to deny fans a free chicken sandwich
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The Watchdog Coalition @thewatchdogco.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Tell Congress Right Now: Pass the bipartisan Epstein Files Transparency Act
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Tell Congress: Pass the bipartisan Epstein Files Transparency Act
Contact Congress today!
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
This is why Chuck has NO REASON to come back to the table. Let them twist. If you're coming back with wins this big during a shutdown, the people know where their bread is buttered. Don't throw them a lifeline. These aren't tiny margin wins. They're blowouts.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Happy Zohran Day to all who celebrate!!
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onion person @junlper.beer · 31/10/2025
remember when elon musk was still in government and DOGE still active and they pretended for like a week rampent social security fraud was happening, and then it turned out they just didn’t understand that databases would include people who passed away and we never heard about this “fraud” again lol
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