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Matt Bernhard @mbernhard.com · 20/09/2026

They have crunchwrap supremes, but no crunchwrap Diana Rosses

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Matt Bernhard @mbernhard.com · 31/05/2026

objection withdrawn bsky.app/profile/mber...

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Matt Bernhard @mbernhard.com · 31/05/2026

Alright. My bad, I’m used to that exact language being used to shame people for liking sports.

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Matt Bernhard @mbernhard.com · 31/05/2026

Vic heard that Mike Tyson quote and took fate into his own hands

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Matt Bernhard @mbernhard.com · 30/05/2026

I know it’s his name, but I will never not read headlines like these as if they came from the mouth of a snake-bitten preacher

A newspaper headline reading “Sinner’s absence leaves men’s field wide open,” referring to Jannik Sinner at the French Open.

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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Jacob Misiorowski threw 40 pitches at 101.0+ mph today Only 3 other starters have that many in their CAREERS under pitch tracking (2008, including playoffs)

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Matt Bernhard @mbernhard.com · 25/05/2026

Also “Manic Monday” by the Bangles

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Matt Bernhard @mbernhard.com · 25/05/2026

“Portage” is an objectively funny name for a river.

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Talkin' Baseball @talkinbaseballbot.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

J.T. Ginn is through eight no-hit innings! And the score is 0-0

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

LE CYBORG DU BASKET

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Matt Bernhard @mbernhard.com · 19/05/2026

Basketball Caillou having a night

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Matt Bernhard @mbernhard.com · 17/05/2026

Clearly I need to listen to more Frank Black. The harmony in this is fun, and the guitar melody at the end is exquisite music.apple.com/us/album/fre...

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Freedom Rock by Frank Black on Apple Music

Song · 1994 · Duration 4:17

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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 14/05/2026

Discovering there's a tier below "As Seen on TV"

A box that says onion bloom maker. There is a sticker that says similar to item seen on TV

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Matt Bernhard @mbernhard.com · 14/05/2026

you mean the song that starts out really well and then goes on far longer than it has any right to?

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Matt Bernhard @mbernhard.com · 05/05/2026

and they wonder why it didn't last

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Matt Bernhard @mbernhard.com · 05/05/2026

I struggled with yoga depression in college

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Dan Brennan @danieltbrennan.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

They kept the dirt level cam on as they rolled the tarp over it, this rules

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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

LT. SURGE: You challenge me? I’ll show you why they call me The Lightning American! RED: What’s an American? *2 HOURS LATER* RED: Even the babies? LT. SURGE: Smallpox doesn’t discriminate. Now, you know how Pokemon are intelligent but we own them? RED: *sobs* LT. SURGE: Just take the badge.

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Matt Bernhard @mbernhard.com · 02/05/2026