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Matt Bernhard @mbernhard.com · 20/09/2026

They have crunchwrap supremes, but no crunchwrap Diana Rosses

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Matt Bernhard @mbernhard.com · 31/05/2026

Vic heard that Mike Tyson quote and took fate into his own hands

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Matt Bernhard @mbernhard.com · 30/05/2026

I know it’s his name, but I will never not read headlines like these as if they came from the mouth of a snake-bitten preacher

A newspaper headline reading “Sinner’s absence leaves men’s field wide open,” referring to Jannik Sinner at the French Open.

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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Jacob Misiorowski threw 40 pitches at 101.0+ mph today Only 3 other starters have that many in their CAREERS under pitch tracking (2008, including playoffs)

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Matt Bernhard @mbernhard.com · 25/05/2026

“Portage” is an objectively funny name for a river.

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Talkin' Baseball @talkinbaseballbot.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

J.T. Ginn is through eight no-hit innings! And the score is 0-0

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

LE CYBORG DU BASKET

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Matt Bernhard @mbernhard.com · 19/05/2026

Basketball Caillou having a night

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Matt Bernhard @mbernhard.com · 17/05/2026

Clearly I need to listen to more Frank Black. The harmony in this is fun, and the guitar melody at the end is exquisite music.apple.com/us/album/fre...

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Freedom Rock by Frank Black on Apple Music

Song · 1994 · Duration 4:17

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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 14/05/2026

Discovering there's a tier below "As Seen on TV"

A box that says onion bloom maker. There is a sticker that says similar to item seen on TV

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Matt Bernhard @mbernhard.com · 05/05/2026

I struggled with yoga depression in college

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Dan Brennan @danieltbrennan.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

They kept the dirt level cam on as they rolled the tarp over it, this rules

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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

LT. SURGE: You challenge me? I’ll show you why they call me The Lightning American! RED: What’s an American? *2 HOURS LATER* RED: Even the babies? LT. SURGE: Smallpox doesn’t discriminate. Now, you know how Pokemon are intelligent but we own them? RED: *sobs* LT. SURGE: Just take the badge.

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Matt Bernhard @mbernhard.com · 02/05/2026

There could not be a more on-brand Casey Neistat video than not knowing what May Day is.

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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 02/05/2026

DEEEETROIT BASKETBALL

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Christopher Crawford @myohwhy.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I'm gonna swiiiiiiiing from

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

/to the tune of SINCE U BEEN GONE

Jac Caglianone

pronounce Jack Cag-lee-own

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Matt Bernhard @mbernhard.com · 23/04/2026

I spent 4,000 eels on candles somebody help me my family is starving

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Matt Bernhard @mbernhard.com · 23/04/2026

Still my favorite baseball stat

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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

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Matt Bernhard @mbernhard.com · 20/04/2026

That’s gotta be what, 12 laps of Delaware?

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Matt Bernhard @mbernhard.com · 06/04/2026

there's only one right answer and it's "Hey"

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Matt Bernhard @mbernhard.com · 06/04/2026

I HAVE BEEN WANTING THIS IN GIF FORM FOR YEARS

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Matt Bernhard @mbernhard.com · 04/04/2026

Project Hail Mary finally provides an answer to the age old question, “are we human, or are we dancer?”

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Matt Bernhard @mbernhard.com · 28/03/2026

Alabama must construct additional Philons

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Mike English @englishm.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

What a debut!

Complete scorecard row for Kevin McGonigle’s MLB debut: 5 at-bats shown left to right. At-bat 1 (3rd inning): double (2B), two runners scored. At-bat 2: double (2B), runner advanced to third. At-bat 3: single (1B), runner scored. At-bat 4: popout to third baseman (P5). At-bat 5: single (1B). Final line: 5 AB, 4 H, 2 R, 2 RBI, OBP .800, SLG 1.200.

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Matt Bernhard @mbernhard.com · 26/03/2026

Thank God it's baseball season.

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tyler @ctrexrhino.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

all cities are either atlanta or nashville NYC - Nashville LA - Atlanta Chicago - Atlanta Seattle - Nashville SF - Atlanta Charlotte - Nashville DC - Atlanta Miami - Atlanta Atlanta - interestingly, Nashville

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