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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Jeez, you can win a Nobel prize for any thing that I don’t understand what it is these days.

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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This is the stupidest baseball I've ever seen.

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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Yankees are going to end up with more errors than hits aren't they....

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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 30/09/2026

"He has one house" I lost it

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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I feel your pain. It took us forever to drive home from the game. We were one of the last cars out of the garage, the lower level of the GW was closed, accidents backed things up even more! But worth it I guess…

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Roger Murtaugh: Oh, I'm Too Old For This

ALT: Roger Murtaugh: Oh, I'm Too Old For This

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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.

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Heba Gowayed هبة جويد @hebagowayed.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

9/11/2001 I was a freshman in high school in Alabama, I wore a hijab. In gym class my teacher wheeled in a screen. Something horrible was happening. I watched, mouth agape as the second tower hit. We were silent. As that period reached an end, my name was announced on the loud speaker. 1/

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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.

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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

“The cuts of meat covered by Trump’s proclamation aren’t fresh sirloins, rib eyes, and filets. They’re lean beef trimmings that will be added to fattier American cuts to make ground beef. They’re small chunks of frozen meat that could have been kept in cold storage overseas for years.“

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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Apple TV alt history show For All Man Kind had him surviving and made news clips of him sharing his views on the 80's and Reagan and the Soviets. Was fun to imagine his takes on the world.

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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Holy crap it’s only Monday? This is going to be a long week.

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Curly sue @moocowsue.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

More than 1.2 million Texans' voter registrations were suspended. Check here to make sure you are still registered to vote in Texas: www.texas.gov/living-in-te... If you have been removed here is what you need to do: www.kxan.com/news/texas/w...

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What to do if you’ve been wrongfully removed from voter rolls in Texas

An investigation from our media partners at the Texas Tribune highlights why all voters should confirm their voter registration status while there’s still time. The Texas Tribune, in partners…

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Cthulhootie & the Blowfish @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate

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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Weird, I can’t access signup geniuses I created via log in with Google. Picking the primary email is logging me in with a secondary account. I thought it was a signup genius issue. Maybe it’s Google… Or skynet. Probably skynet.

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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Bumper sticker that reads "My Other Ballot Box is a Guillotine". On the left is a box in American flag colors with a sealed ballot going in to it. On the right is a guillotine with a sharp blade that has a smile superimposed on it. The background of the image is green with assorted white stars and dots in a whimsical structure.

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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

lol. I did too and didn’t realize it until I read your post. Totally works either way!

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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I thought the toddler learning to play songs on Alexa was bad. Turns out the toddler forgetting exactly how to do that and just yelling, louder and louder, random songs at the cabinet is much much worse.

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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Late stage gerontocracy Lots of people in their 70s and 80s die. When your legislature is chock full of them, they die in office bsky.app/profile/crai...

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✶ ✶ Veggie Jackson ✶ ✶ @justnbaird.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

That is @theonion.com level comedy.

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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 09/07/2026

football is by far the gayest sport. players can’t help but try to kiss each other. that’s why facemasks were introduced in the 1950s. few know this. now, instead of kissing after each snap, there’s violent head-to-head contact between linemen who only want the sweet taste of another huge man’s lips

one time tom nalen and vince wilfork got their helmets stuck

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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

A .200 ballplayer with fewer than 100 Major League at bats got his 12th consecutive hit last night. The chances of a .200 hitter recording 12 straight hits: 1 in 244.1 million. The odds of being struck by lightning twice: 1 in 234.1 million. www.kansascity.com/sports/spt-c...

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Tyler Tolbert’s hit streak was less likely than being struck by lightning twice

Royals outfielder Tyler Tolbert put together the most improbable hit streak in team history. How improbable? Let’s dig in.

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 05/07/2026

One of the reasons why the ongoing meltdown about Zohran asking people to set their A/C to 78 bothers me is that it seems to be a symptom of post-COVID unwillingness for individuals to do anything for the common good, and if we don’t have that we’re in a very bad place as a society.

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Alan Jagolinzer @jagolinzer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

@niemanlab.org with the headline of headlines. Now we’re getting AI fake news complaining about how AI fake news is the death of real news www.niemanlab.org/2026/07/now-...

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Now we’re getting AI fake news complaining about how AI fake news is the death of real news

Did 47 Alabama newspapers die on a single day and no one noticed? (Hint: No, they didn't.)

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Jessica Sidman @jessicasidman.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Forget the Reflecting Pool. US Park Police say organized crime is operating on the National Mall, and no one's talking about it. My deep-dive into the pirate food trucks wreaking havoc around America's Front Lawn. washingtonian.com/2026/06/29/d...

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Inside the Food Truck Mafia Wreaking Havoc Around the National Mall

Turf wars. Food and fire hazards. $15 ice-cream cones. How an organized network of unlicensed food trucks took over America's Front Lawn.

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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I'm no Platner fan, I only disagree with the assertion we shouldn't consider anyone post '91 as being sent to war. Platner got his wish but he didn't get together with a couple of E-3's and decided to invade. Removing the agency of the government removes their obligations to those they sent to fight

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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

For me, I willing chose to serve my country knowing I could be sent to war but went in with a 17yo's optimistic naivety trusting that our government would make wise decisions and our electorate would police them with the power of the vote. I also enlisted in peacetime pre 9/11.

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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Limited characters makes long work of short phrases :) I acknowledge there is a significant difference between draftees and volunteers. What I don't agree with is that there is a difference in 'sending' to war a draftee or a volunteer.

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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

He did and his personal actions and decisions should be fair game for judgment especially as someone running for the Senate. What I am disagreeing with is writing off everyone who joined the military as 'choosing' to go to war and not being 'sent to war'.

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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I was speaking generally. Yes in Planter's case he desperately wanted to fight but his desire alone wasn't what got him to Iraq. Elected officials sent him & others who joined out of bloodlust over there with people who joined out of a sense of honor, family tradition or a lack of other options.

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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Yes, a but once in uniform by draft or by choice there is no difference in being sent to war. To say draftees are sent but enlistees are not implies a choice neither have at that point. I could use Tom's reasoning to say draftees weren't actually sent to war because they could have fled to Canada.

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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I have to respectfully disagree. No matter the reason one joins the military they have no more agency than a draftee when a politician decides to send them off to war. The decision to join the military is an individual one, but the use of their service is the collective consequence of who we elect.

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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

One of the coolest experiences I had was getting to watch Top Gun on the deck of the Intrepid. The screen was set up so that when the jets were taking off in the movie we kept looking up above the screen as if they were actually flying off the carrier.

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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Most enjoyable at the stadium experience I ever had was the game where they honored Bob Shepherd by not playing any of the normal sound effects or music. It was a delight to sit there and be able to have a normal conversation during the game.

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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

How else is he gonna stay up to watch the end of the game tonight?

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Seb Downie-Blackwell @downieseb.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Everyone have their monkey costumes ready for when the Artemis crew return, right?

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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

BEARDOWN!!!! Let's go Cats!!!!! UofA! UofA!!!!!

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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Pentagon to release new rank structure 07 Brigadier General 08 Major General O9 Lieutenant General O10 Kid Rock 011 General

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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Just despicable. 13 weeks of hell and your thanks from the government is to go after your family.

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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Couple weeks ago I saw a car go through a toll booth in front of me that had a wire connected to the plate that dropped it down and flipped it back up after. Some old school James Bond stuff.

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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Burries! Game! Final 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UofA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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