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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Jeez, you can win a Nobel prize for any thing that I don’t understand what it is these days.

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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This is the stupidest baseball I've ever seen.

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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Yankees are going to end up with more errors than hits aren't they....

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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 30/09/2026

"He has one house" I lost it

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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.

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Heba Gowayed هبة جويد @hebagowayed.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

9/11/2001 I was a freshman in high school in Alabama, I wore a hijab. In gym class my teacher wheeled in a screen. Something horrible was happening. I watched, mouth agape as the second tower hit. We were silent. As that period reached an end, my name was announced on the loud speaker. 1/

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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.

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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

“The cuts of meat covered by Trump’s proclamation aren’t fresh sirloins, rib eyes, and filets. They’re lean beef trimmings that will be added to fattier American cuts to make ground beef. They’re small chunks of frozen meat that could have been kept in cold storage overseas for years.“

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Curly sue @moocowsue.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

More than 1.2 million Texans' voter registrations were suspended. Check here to make sure you are still registered to vote in Texas: www.texas.gov/living-in-te... If you have been removed here is what you need to do: www.kxan.com/news/texas/w...

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What to do if you’ve been wrongfully removed from voter rolls in Texas

An investigation from our media partners at the Texas Tribune highlights why all voters should confirm their voter registration status while there’s still time. The Texas Tribune, in partners…

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8 Matts in a Duffel Bag @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate

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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Bumper sticker that reads "My Other Ballot Box is a Guillotine". On the left is a box in American flag colors with a sealed ballot going in to it. On the right is a guillotine with a sharp blade that has a smile superimposed on it. The background of the image is green with assorted white stars and dots in a whimsical structure.

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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I thought the toddler learning to play songs on Alexa was bad. Turns out the toddler forgetting exactly how to do that and just yelling, louder and louder, random songs at the cabinet is much much worse.

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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Late stage gerontocracy Lots of people in their 70s and 80s die. When your legislature is chock full of them, they die in office bsky.app/profile/crai...

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✶ ✶ Veggie Jackson ✶ ✶ @justnbaird.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

That is @theonion.com level comedy.

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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 09/07/2026

football is by far the gayest sport. players can’t help but try to kiss each other. that’s why facemasks were introduced in the 1950s. few know this. now, instead of kissing after each snap, there’s violent head-to-head contact between linemen who only want the sweet taste of another huge man’s lips

one time tom nalen and vince wilfork got their helmets stuck

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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

A .200 ballplayer with fewer than 100 Major League at bats got his 12th consecutive hit last night. The chances of a .200 hitter recording 12 straight hits: 1 in 244.1 million. The odds of being struck by lightning twice: 1 in 234.1 million. www.kansascity.com/sports/spt-c...

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Tyler Tolbert’s hit streak was less likely than being struck by lightning twice

Royals outfielder Tyler Tolbert put together the most improbable hit streak in team history. How improbable? Let’s dig in.

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 05/07/2026

One of the reasons why the ongoing meltdown about Zohran asking people to set their A/C to 78 bothers me is that it seems to be a symptom of post-COVID unwillingness for individuals to do anything for the common good, and if we don’t have that we’re in a very bad place as a society.

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Alan Jagolinzer @jagolinzer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

@niemanlab.org with the headline of headlines. Now we’re getting AI fake news complaining about how AI fake news is the death of real news www.niemanlab.org/2026/07/now-...

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Now we’re getting AI fake news complaining about how AI fake news is the death of real news

Did 47 Alabama newspapers die on a single day and no one noticed? (Hint: No, they didn't.)

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Jessica Sidman @jessicasidman.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Forget the Reflecting Pool. US Park Police say organized crime is operating on the National Mall, and no one's talking about it. My deep-dive into the pirate food trucks wreaking havoc around America's Front Lawn. washingtonian.com/2026/06/29/d...

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Inside the Food Truck Mafia Wreaking Havoc Around the National Mall

Turf wars. Food and fire hazards. $15 ice-cream cones. How an organized network of unlicensed food trucks took over America's Front Lawn.

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Seb Downie-Blackwell @downieseb.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Everyone have their monkey costumes ready for when the Artemis crew return, right?

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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

BEARDOWN!!!! Let's go Cats!!!!! UofA! UofA!!!!!

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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Pentagon to release new rank structure 07 Brigadier General 08 Major General O9 Lieutenant General O10 Kid Rock 011 General

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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Just despicable. 13 weeks of hell and your thanks from the government is to go after your family.

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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Burries! Game! Final 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UofA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Scarier than it should have been but never a doubt. Heck we even covered! UofA! UofA!

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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Can you imagine Kansas and UNC coaching jobs both opening in the same offseason?

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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Good start. Keep playing our game, own the boards! #Arizona

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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

I’m not nervous. I’m not nervous. I’m not nervous. I’m not nervous. I’m not nervous….. #BEARDOWN #Arizona

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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Omg Kentucky! That’s why you foul up 3!

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Brian Finucane @bcfinucane.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

✋ Former USG war crimes lawyer here. Apropos of SecDef's remarks this morning: Denial of quarter—even the declaration of no quarter—is a war crime. And recognized as such by the US Government. From DoD's Manual for Military Commissions.

(1) The accused declared, ordered, or otherwise indicated that there shall be no survivors
or surrender accepted;
(2) The accused thereby intended to threaten an adversary or to conduct hostilities such
that there would be no survivors or surrender accepted;
(3) It was foreseeable that circumstances would be such that a practicable and reasonable
ability to accept surrender would exist;
(4) The accused was in a position of effective command or control over the subordinate
forces to which the declaration or order was directed; and
(5) The conduct took place in the context of and was associated with hostilities.

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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

@norlander.bsky.social Who do you think hates conference realignment more: Mick Cronin or Bill Self?

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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

“You're thinking of the $175 billion in tariff money all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in the White House ballroom, the renaming of the Department of Defense, the $10 billion transfer to the Board of Peace, and a hundred other unauthorized actions.”

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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

No tariffs good, but we're totally invading Iran now (as a wholesale distributor I only know of one manufacturer I deal with that stated they have been tracking tariff increases paid by customers with plans to reimburse them if they get the tariff money back)

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maytheschwartz.bsky.social @maytheschwartz.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

My theory on El Paso: Whiskey Pete was doing a drunken rewatch of 24 and hit the talk to text button on his phone and dialogue about a terror plot got 'butt dial' Signaled out to the JCS who freaked out because Pete was too drunk to reply to their replies.

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Philip Gourevitch @pgourevitch.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

The total lack of explanation or comprehension from all sources contacted I this article is really unsettling - nobody has any idea why a major city was just suddenly grounded - with lethal force authorized against any aircraft that didn’t get the memo. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/02...

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Live Updates: F.A.A. Halts All Flights at El Paso Airport for 10 Days

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/02/2026

A major American city has just been cut off for ten days by all air travel for no reason. This feels really ominous, like a trial run to isolate cities and conduct crackdowns. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/u...

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F.A.A. Halts All Flights at El Paso Airport for 10 Days

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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Seems real bad that the end point of ~25 years of War on Terror architecture is an agency of thin-skinned goons who will send armed men to your house if you email the government asking for compassion on behalf of someone else. newrepublic.com/post/206088/...

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DHS Hunts Down 67-Year-Old U.S. Citizen Who Criticized Them in Email

The Department of Homeland Security is using a little-known tool to go after its critics.

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Bruce Springsteen @brucespringsteen.net · 28/01/2026

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

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Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)

YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen

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