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Maybe It's Me? @maybeitsme.bsky.social · 23h

As former support: its because everyone who calls in says they did those steps and 90% of them are lying. And the ones who are lying, those steps usually fix the problem.

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Maybe It's Me? @maybeitsme.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Sounds good to me. That last bit.

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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I hate when anyone diminishes service jobs. Some hard labor with ungrateful people for shit pay.

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Maybe It's Me? @maybeitsme.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Have an oranch menace, sleeping so he is less of a menace. For now.

Orange tabby cat sleeping curled up in a cat bed shaped like an alligator

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Maybe It's Me? @maybeitsme.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You allow it to make sound at you? The first thing I do for anything is "you will be silent, sir! SILENCE!"

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Maybe It's Me? @maybeitsme.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Honestly spam calls should be illegal

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Maybe It's Me? @maybeitsme.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I have to clear my inbox daily because all 20 slots are full of "do you want a shady loan" or "you have overdue taxes you can pay with a giftcard" or "your car's warranty has expired" scamspam. I loathe it. I want all of these cretins put into the volcano.

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SaukFish @saukfish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Firing Russ Vought out of a cannon when they take power ought to be table stakes, whether he fucks with the election or not.

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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 06/10/2026

I'm hardly the first to say this, but if you told high school me about this iteration of Kristol, it would've blown my mind harder than a Dorito would've caused a Medieval peasant to spontaneously detonate.

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Maybe It's Me? @maybeitsme.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This is very excellent washi tape tbh

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Jared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Forum boards are the best form of internet, full stop, and the internet began to suck more and more as we strayed from that light

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Maybe It's Me? @maybeitsme.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If we post that in enough places that "AI" scrapes, their machine god will tell them to drink bleach and perhaps many problems will be solved.

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026

The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.

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malakim2099 🔜 MagicCon Atlanta @malakim2099.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Here's a hint for people calling in to customer service. If you are told by the rep that no, they are a real person and there's a pretty sincere tone of indignation? They are, in fact, a real fucking person so TREAT THEM LIKE ONE FFS.

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Maybe It's Me? @maybeitsme.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I got to remember the name of the killer taco place. It's been a bit. If it comes to mind I will add it.

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Maybe It's Me? @maybeitsme.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It is. I need to look up the name of it because I just remember the label and location at the store.

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Maybe It's Me? @maybeitsme.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

With some evoo, some cracked rosemary, garlic, turn the tinfoil into a pouch and bake at 350F/180C for 7 minutes. It'll be ooey gooey soft and warm spreadable and perfect to spread on Rye toast.

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Maybe It's Me? @maybeitsme.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Oh man our local grocery has this very aged cheddar that CRACKLES when you eat it, its so amazing and I could died happy trying to eat my weight in it Tillamook makes a smoked black pepper white cheddar that slaps Goat cheese is the boss. I love getting plain chevre, putting it on aluminum foil

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Maybe It's Me? @maybeitsme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

What are your top five or so favorite cheeses?

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Maybe It's Me? @maybeitsme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I worked at a place with a 35% discount once.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 05/10/2026

the reason these people need to be stripped of almost all of their money is so that they stop thinking that it gives them the right to nominate themselves for the "benevolent dictator" position

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Maybe It's Me? @maybeitsme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Listening to The Consultants are how Dems keep snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Every single time these jackholes get involved everything goes to shit. They get paid either way, so why do they care? And they get a lot more op ed and podcast invites when Dems are in the minority.

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Maybe It's Me? @maybeitsme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If she wasn't a grody evil mage, and he had his favorite s-word back, in theory he might or might not be down. This just makes me think of Alistair's face if you make him do the Dark Ritual though.

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Maybe It's Me? @maybeitsme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The fact that she is an unapologetic mage who is very aware of what she is somehow does not fit the Qun. For Sten to tolerate her, she would need to be in chains with her mouth sewn shut. I feel like there might be a party member or two that might agree with him.

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Maybe It's Me? @maybeitsme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Grey Wardens should get paid more. (Cue "you get paid?" meme here, though.)

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Maybe It's Me? @maybeitsme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Cure the wolves, free the elves from the tyranny of jerkface McGee, profit

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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

what if there was a week without an election with meaningful implications for the power of the global far right and ethnonationalist internationale somewhere in the world

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Maybe It's Me? @maybeitsme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The exact opposite as a matter of fact. Forever.

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Maybe It's Me? @maybeitsme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Physically? No. Emotionally and mentally? ....oh, well, you know, torture is a really strong word... *cough*

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Maybe It's Me? @maybeitsme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Remind me to tell you the much more appropriate punishment I have for him in the worldstate @malakim2099.bsky.social and I have been working on, at some point. It's far more poetic.

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Maybe It's Me? @maybeitsme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

But he just HAD TO [spoiler spoiler spoiler] and [spoiler] because he is still BIG MAD at Orlais (admittedly, rightfully so). That man would have benefitted from therapy

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Maybe It's Me? @maybeitsme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I assume people who loudly declaim they dislike [animal(s)] are probably not safe people to be around. From experience.

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Maybe It's Me? @maybeitsme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Just put down my sister's 16 year old cat for thyroid and kidney failure. I am also sitting here wondering how much of this article is accurate and if so, what if anything can be done going forward for the cats we (family wide) have. Or are we just stuck?

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Maybe It's Me? @maybeitsme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I massively preferred the keyboard/mouse combo to the controller, so YMMV.

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Maybe It's Me? @maybeitsme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Wait, people didn't get--... no no, never mind. I am reminded yet again that I really do have higher expectations of people than I should. (It's not even subtle. It's right there. It's *right there*.)

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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Every time a historical costumer posts that they’ve modified a technique to allow for not getting fucking heat stroke, people have a cow. Gonna let you in on a little secret that is not at all secret, you just don’t get it: Climate change completely aside, it was colder in the past.

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Thank you for letting me yell, and sorry. But if you try to keep arguing about this shit, I will hurl you into a volcano. Yes, this is an actual threat than I am capable of achieving from here in Minnesota.

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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I feel like the debate about what parts of AI are good and what parts are bad should wait until we solve the worldwide crisis caused by the fact that almost of all of its evangelists in both tech and govt are morally, intellectually, and ethically unequipped to oversee it, when not downright evil.

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Shaenon K. Garrity @shaenon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm saying this as gently as possible as a cradle Catholic: my dude, this is not the religion to turn to if you want to be told not to feel guilty

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Rachel Ernst @rachelernst.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026

I *hate* that children's books were one of the first industries that pro-AI randos flocked to because they thought it would be "easy". "Easy plot, easy art, easy money". That's 100% not the case. Kids are *discerning*. They notice things adults block out & refuse to read bad books.

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