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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Reading Sonic Racing CrossWorlds talk and these youngins don’t know about The Trophy The one the former president of McLaren hid because he hated the thing.
Senna Lifting Sonic (in statuette form) who is lifting the cup at the 1993 Formula One European Grand Prix
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I can't stop pilfering from other people's plates - but don't even
think about grabbing my chips
By Adrian Chiles 
Breakfast, lunch, dinner: there's no meal I can't spoil with my desire to get more than my fair share. And it's been this way ever since I was a kidRafa Nadal’s historic 14 French Open Victories inscribed in the Roland Garros Clay.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s funny that (again, canonically) he knows how to eat a burger but he does the knife and fork thing as a bit
Bruce eating a burger in Red Hood and the Outlaws RebirthBruce in suit and tie eating with fork and knife at bat burger.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
killed in the EU purge
Nomi Sunrider and baby and dead jedi husband who isn't really important tbh
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
valtteri bottas sitting on the couch with beer in hand saying “traditions.”
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I agree that Dylan shouldn’t be held responsible for the actions of the Hiss but I love how the remedy fanbase is basically this:
Text that asks “what's going on with All the People I killed” and response that says 

“Dont worry kitten”

“okay
yay”
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Was about to say thank you until I realized I had been had
A gold hook and a fish saying “this is bait of excellent quality”
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@alyssakeiko “Sports is not about winning it is about the communal experience of being a specific kind of insane”
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Batman Any% Record currently held by Teen Titans Go!
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You know what’s up
One of them there Azumanga Daiohs asking “yeah can i get an iced regulah and a strawberry frasted” in a thick mass accent and ford truck hat
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sorry, This was funnier in my head
The Phantom of the Nails and Brows
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@jabouki "i moved out of the city and im so much happier" love that for you but i need see a 1970s arthouse film at 2:30pm on a wednesday in theater with 15 unemployed strangers or i will die
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Chronic Constipation
Motor City Dan Campbell complaining about how "the little shit is killing us"
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“nobody told me when you make a video game you have to make the whole thing” - Ben Esposito
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mitch when it’s time to pull the plug on a children’s hospital.
Vince Carter “I got one more in me” headline graphic.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Rams not ranked above the rest of the NFC West?"
Ye olde apology form meme to Mina Kimes

Options include "I thought Sean McVay understood time zones", "I was Jealous of the THEDARNOLD" and "Rams convinced me Super Teams were Real
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Many things are possible when you let a goat wear a sweater
Gompei the goat, adorned in his traditional fall attire.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
All the earth green lanterns saying “wow. these people are so weird. thank god im the only normal person here.”
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
That thing was too big to be called bait. Too big, too thick, too heavy, and too rough.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The tiny domino to big domino meme

“RDJ does some light riffing on a project in 2007” leading to “Extinction level event for written dialogue”
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Mike “Double Bang” Breen with his mspaint text on his forehead that says “i'm about to say bang so mf loud”
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
80s retro synthwave font saying “disappointed but not surprised”
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Had a bunch of bad dreams last night so I know what must be done.
MOON TARP

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW READY YOU ARE
• WE WILL PUT A GIANT TARP IN FRONT OF THE MOON
• 7,070,399 SQUARE MILES OF PERMANENT TARP
• 99.9954% LIGHT ABSORPTION: BLACKER THAN TAR OIL
• 100% CONCEALS EVERY VISIBLE ANGLE FROM EARTH

I PROMISE YOU WILL NEVER SEE THE DAMN THING AGAIN

→ IT IS ALREADY PAID FOR 
IT IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION
THIRTY THOUSAND MEN HAVE DIED
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
THE Normal Island news tradition worth celebrating and continuing.
Kier Starmer looking like he wants to die as he’s photographed by the media through a car window.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Mickey would later find out in the pages of Mickey Mouse Mystery Magazine, that it isn’t a gangster’s paradise.
MMMM #10, showcasing our mouse standing amongst urban carnage with a rifle, being chased by the police.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Remember who you are white boy.
The OG Black Death greatest hits Giraffes?Giraffes! Logo on a black shirtSUNLIGHT'S DIMMING 
STOMACH'S INDIGESTION
I GET THE DISHES DONE 
THEY TURN ON THE TELEVISION
I GET MY JACKET ON AND GO OUTSIDE 
WE ALL MEET UP
AND THEN YOU'RE GONE.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Hello, Bluesky mandated comics guy in your mentions here. Marvel kinda accidentally did this with MJ where she’s masc presenting as Venom.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Nomura saw us talking about the Retirement Tour with FFVIIR3 and KHIV and went
Perturbed KHIII Sora subtitled [DEARLY BELOVED STOPS]
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Yeah sure
“Son of a boy dad” sweater guy pointing at himself with an air of confused surprise.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Thankful XV got a pc release so we could get lore accurate Noctis mods
Noctis FFXV wearing a MILF: Man I Love Fishing Shirt
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I die and I await my fate at the gates: god:
Tweet from DarkUniverse, @darkuniverse 

“Witness the beginning of a
#DarkUniverse.”
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Pathetic casuals out here wolf whistling and catcalling. I expect you to be consummate professional. You see a pretty lady, I expect you to put your entire back into it dude.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Gonna once again point to this (sadly fictional) bit about the angry video game nerd reading Ta-Nehisi Coates.
"What were they thinking?!" said Rolfe, furiously highlighting the passage, '[R]ace is the child of racism, not the father. "Turns out, 'Whiteness' isn't about the hue of our skin, it's a marker of our place in the social hierarchy. It's taxonomy, not genealogy! Talk about a shitload of fuck!"
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
How’s the vibe around the industry Mr. Maxjes?
Dancing hot dog emoji standing on top of a pile of hot dogs at your local grocery store, captioned “Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters”
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Please allow Bats The Ghost Dog to Explain
Bats the ghost dog meets Spider-Man and fanboying (fanboying?) out

Despite Dr Strange telling him all the super heroes he’s met, Bats hits him with “RIGHT. BUT MAN, SPIDER-MAN. HUH?”
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Hang on I gotta google something real quick

Ok this is funny
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Bluesky, or as I like to call it:
Logo for the Child Mind Institute
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I know you wrote that NBA 2K piece, but you are more correct than you know about deck building cards with ratings and abilities.
Madden 23 Ultimate Team lineup builder.

Check out the art on Vernon Davis (TE1)
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Oh Hell yeah
Bottle of wine meme with the top third being “I want to kiss someone” middle third being “The two people my parents hated the most were themselves and each other. As a combination of the two, I never stood a chance.” and the bottom third being Feiticeria by Deftones off the album White Pony.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I love this genre of post
Post in r/movies: “Examples of subtle symbolism in film”

Pictured is Snyder Superman standing in front of a stained glass window of Jesus. Supes is literally saying “...if there's a chance I can save Earth by turning myself in...”
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I can’t believe the next Destiny 2 expansion was going to have a dungeon in the shuttered hostile architecture McDonald’s Under the L
[Lodi from Destiny 2 talking to the player on the Star Wars themed Mars] It's dangerous. And worst part is I know exactly where it is. Adams and Wabash. It's under Chicago.[Red Letter Media Review of Rogue One] I clapped when I saw them too! l clapped because I know CHICAGO!
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Real
A photo of a bleeding, bruised and generally bedraggled Mads Mikkelsen captioned: idk how many "'me n who" I got left in me
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Look, I’m not saying that the leaks of Missing Link content leading up to what is supposedly a huge D23 reveal are planned / guerrilla marketing, what I am saying is that
Tetsuya Nomura is very quiet, but very powerful.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I have the solution
How to Fix the Gaming Age Divide
- [ ] Games by veteran devs targeted at children instead of all ages (see Humongous Entertainment)
- [ ] New IP instead of something literally from when Mom and Dad were kids
- [ ] Berlin Airlift into the Roblox Ecosystem
- [ ] Restore Consumer Purchasing Power to 40 year highs. 
- [ ] Make a Gameboy that costs 99USD through dark magic or other heresies
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
With apologies to David Mazzucchelli
Batman #405 Year One

“Just out for a rip, are ya bud?” - Batman
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Crying in the club on a Monday
[Zavala] Thank you. For walking with me all these years.
For carrying this burden with me. You make me proud.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Drifter Oooooh
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I am fully prepared for when Square and Disney just show the Nintendo Direct trailer again with no new information other than an (admittedly nice) letter from Nomura.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Recently they made her quirky (I guess it’s *technically* not Sandman Universe Death if your pale girl has odd face tattoos)
Death rolling her eyes at the viewer.I don’t even know what homegirl is doing hereDeath excited to watch thanos kill himself (fair tbh)
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Kids these days post about moxxie and they’re not referring to the niche soda from Maine with an oddly Orwellian branding scheme. Get pointed at nerds.
Get pointed at by this ad for Moxie, featuring a guy in a suit who looks like a teenager for some reason.
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