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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 1h
See also: bsky.app/profile/maxj...
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 1h
(have barely played, currently in Alan Wake II) I assume they’re blaming him for the events of control 1, because he’s not FBC and the FBC aren’t exactly nice to parautilitarians?
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 2h
I being told that the sonic discord has 4 mods. That’s somewhat beautiful in that it’s of course not nearly enough by a factor of 10, but also more foresight than I would have expected.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I could not tell you what Volume of McKay Moon Knight we're on and I love my insane 3rd rate batman pastiche
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
killed in the EU purge
Nomi Sunrider and baby and dead jedi husband who isn't really important tbh
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
baby steps
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Brother if you’re going to rip off samurai media like ol’ George (in this case lone wolf and cub) you gotta finish the book.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And also comics cost fuck all vs a movie and the characters already belong to Marvel. Ed Brubaker created The Winter Soldier, and he gets more union residuals for his cameo in said movie than for any writing credit.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's not really about ROI, it's about the powers that be. Studios want existing IP that's safe but still feels new. It's easier to sell execs on the concept of, say, a mixed race Spider-Man when the character already has an existing following and a story to adapt.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They’re currently betting it all on three of the most sauceless looking alternate universe horror books because they killed Ultimate Universe 2 while the DC Absolute Line is moving units not seen in years.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it currently sucks as an R&D division (no new characters, no risks, you get 10 issues to get a following aka what the fuck is a book market) and it sucks as standalone fare (any editorial decision outside of maybe 3-5 books soldering on through the bullshit).
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Current ones or older ones? Because I could see a sort of “dad plays the beetles on the turntable so you get your own too” but older releases is a nostalgia mine that I don’t want to think too hard about.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
mine was Dissociating! In the Target
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thinking of the past kids who grew up on Kidz Bop instead of “standard” Top 40 music. Are they going to be nostalgic for it? Resent it because it was heavily censored? Does it even matter since all the regular songs are on YouTube?
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fucking gottem
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
yeah I’m automating the things I do for fun. Next I’m going to have AI that goes out with the lads for me, it already fucks my wife.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ben Simmons work out photos + “in the best shape of his life” season is now over, please remove your window mounted AC units for the fall.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Being a shooter for an absolutely garbage unloved Pokémon is a noble act. Like you’re banging on the door of Pokémon HQ for more Nosepass or Luvdisc content? Pure soul, will pass the Anubis feather test no problem.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Amending my previous bit. All these people want is to be called senator [at a dinner that is comped]
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
[frantically tabbing through my brain’s comic knowledge to make a joke] Matt Rhule’s Carolina teams put up less of a fight than Coast City during Reign of the Supermen.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s honestly amazing the talent behind Marvel’s new Midnight Universe and how they have appeared to create the most sauceless fucking comics. A horror line with no horror, less spooks than a random issue of Immortal Hulk or Poison Ivy.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
valtteri bottas sitting on the couch with beer in hand saying “traditions.”
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I agree that Dylan shouldn’t be held responsible for the actions of the Hiss but I love how the remedy fanbase is basically this:
Text that asks “what's going on with All the People I killed” and response that says 

“Dont worry kitten”

“okay
yay”
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Voting Rights Act had decades of textual, historical, and practical legal arguments backing it up, and the court still gutted it. There isn’t a magic legal argument that will stop the current court from acting on its stated and unstated goals. “Power concedes nothing without a demand”
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think this is a spoiler for Big Walk
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There’s more important brain rot to be examined at these companies, but I want to know why tech dolts have only one plan against backlash and why it is Wumpus posting.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Normie” Twitter doesn’t have enough hitler particles to kill you instantly, but it’s constant radiation above a safe level.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
These guys are defeated by the Chinese Room thought experiment and they want to go toe to toe with folks who have a masters in divinity and a doctorate of theology.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m sorry Orlando-San, your name sake city has no building tall enough to be called a tower. Does have Swans tho.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Watching StarCraft II esports you could see Gangnam style happening in real time in Korea before it hit the west. Like the tide coming out before the tsunami.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Girls will ask your star sign, what they should ask is your load bearing YouTube video from pre-2010? youtu.be/2bdEx7fto_w
youtu.be
BBQ'r
YouTube video by invisibleengine
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think they’re trying to do some sort of hateclick mascot and it’s working because I hate it.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shocked at the lack of 3 doors down. they didn’t stop playing Kryptonite until 2010
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hell yeah brother, cheers from below sea level
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They've really mic'd the hell out of Case Keenum, and then he does a 'Yolo' Audible
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Soldier Field when the Bears are good is such a vibe. Loud AF and without the cantilevers in SEA that boost the noise.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We have successfully created 100s of “The guy who dumped “his own” models ripped straight out of Crisys into your Total Conversion Mod and now you gotta walk away before the C&D letter shows up.’
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ITS OUR BELIEF THAT YOU’RE SUCH A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER THAT YOU WILL FALL FOR THIS BULLSHIT GUARANTEED
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
All the apps suck in thier own specific ways, but Feeld seems to have the most… ‘people who are the reason for the ENM rebrand from polyamorous’
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is what I hear in my whenever I fuck up comically
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“A trio in rio” is an S tier call
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I miss BenJarvus Green-Ellis
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s really funny that Tuberville (lost to UConn in a bowl game) is wrong even when he’s right. It’s the Aviation Mechanics that are furries, the pilots are all normie retired USAF.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh god Bono is wearing a top hat on the cover of the new U2 album. I haven’t really vibed with anything by them since Cedars of Lebanon but “oh no” still hits
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three Days of the Condor is a movie about looking so good the powers that be have to kill you.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every time Sam Lake takes minutes at a time to do the exact same Max Payne face bit, I stand up and applaud. When he showed up in god’s ugliest tie I knew I was witnessing greatness.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Getting around to Alan Wake II now that Control Resonant is out. Game has terrible pacing and takes forever to get to the survival horror sections because it’s so obsessed with its own lore. We have never been so back.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Perhaps I’m projecting a touch, but you can feel the Covid era of longing throughout the game. It’s clearly important to the game that you have a space to get together and get separated and have structured puzzles and unstructured romps.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's cool and awesome that every century or so we have to relearn the hard lessons about why we invented government because some dumb motherfuckers forget that the cornerstone of Civilization is a thousand boring little bureaucrats doing their job, not Great Men Being Violent.
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Maxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Was about to say thank you until I realized I had been had
A gold hook and a fish saying “this is bait of excellent quality”
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