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Maximillius

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Sometimes lacking all conviction, sometimes full of passionate intensity (26)

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The problem isn’t that they’re moving past it—it’s that they’re trying to rehabilitate it. Would be better for everyone if people who don’t want to engage with the facts just talked about the play on the field and left it at that.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“the stuff that he’s gone through, you have to take your hat off to him and say wow” fuck you buddy!
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Maximillius @maximillius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Apparently the radio show I used to do (as well as my government name) are mentioned on the Wikipedia article for the station it was on because of an award we won. That’s neat
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you tank a lethal injection you should be free to go
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
crazy way to find out someone died
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wrote a piece for the Guardian Jameis Winston is now the New York Giants’ starter. He’s far from a goofball hero www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/s...
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Jameis Winston is now the New York Giants’ starter. He’s far from a goofball hero though
The quarterback is widely adored on and off the field. Whether he deserves the public spotlight is another question
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Maximillius @maximillius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
McCarthyism is dead! Long live KOC Thought!
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Maximillius @maximillius.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Started explaining the Culture to my boss today, I will proselytize my favorite books to anyone
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Joe Veyera @joeveyera.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Seattle is my home. You are my family. And I will always be grateful for the incredible journey we've shared together." A message from Rick Rizzs on Instagram, ahead of his last weekend in the broadcast booth for the Mariners.
I want you all to know that I see you. I see your messages coming in, I see the pictures you're sharing, and I see so many names of people who have been with me for years. Some of your stories have already stopped me in my tracks.
I wish I could respond to every one of you right now, but I'm trying to stay in the moment and take in everything that comes with this final weekend. When I get through these last games, I'm going to sit down and read every message. I want to hear your stories and remember those moments right along with you.
For 41 seasons, you've welcomed me into your homes, your cars, your summers, and your lives. We've celebrated the unforgettable wins, gotten through the tough losses, stayed up through the late nights, and shared so many moments in between.
I don't think I was prepared for the amount of love you would send my way this week. It has meant more to me than I could ever put into words.
Seattle is my home. You are my family. And I will always be grateful for the incredible journey we've shared together.
I love you guys. From the bottom of my heart, thank you. Go @mariners #tridentsup
Rick
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Maximillius @maximillius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
PACKER’S CENTURY OF HUMILIATION
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I mean this sincerely: If you are using a thingy to set your fantasy lineup for you, *what is the point* of fantasy sports? Especially if everybody in your league starts doing it? You are telling all your computers to play with each other! I do not understand what about this appeals to anyone.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Down Bad for Trinidad?
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Maximillius @maximillius.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Blocked field goal, hell yeah
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Maximillius @maximillius.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh cool a botched fucking snap
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Maximillius @maximillius.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dan Gheesling US Army streams going over so well they’re doing this in the NL subreddit
Screen shot from the northernlion subreddit where someone has posted the UN report on the US bombing a school in Iran
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Maximillius @maximillius.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Jared Goof moment
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Maximillius @maximillius.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bills pounding the rock so frequently and so well I’m surprised this game ain’t streaming on a geology fetish site
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Maximillius @maximillius.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Everything else about it aside, I think if a D1 football program turned a kid into a vegetable on the first day of training camp there’d be a little more media coverage than what ASU’s hockey program has had to deal with
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ooooof
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Maximillius @maximillius.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Turns out I am in an alternate timeline exclusively with regards to the history of Jamaica
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Maximillius @maximillius.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What a start to the season goddamn
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Maximillius @maximillius.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Russell Wilson jumpscare
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Maximillius @maximillius.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Not an auspicious start
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Maximillius @maximillius.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The antithesis of our version of modernity
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Maximillius @maximillius.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sometimes you just gotta be like “hey meatheads stop trying to kill the athletes you’re supposed to be coaching”
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Maximillius @maximillius.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Love that Rebecca here is pulling no punches on this suit
Except from an article in The Athletic: “appropriate or necessary," said Rebecca Stearns, COO of the Korey Stringer
Institute at the University of Connecticut.
"A lot of data points to the fact that in most of those cases, there was some sort of punishment involved in the activity. We know that punishment in the form of exercise is not a successful approach if you want your athletes to live."
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Maximillius @maximillius.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
When I was an undergrad I had to take a drama course so I took history of theater but that was still too artsy for me so I used it as an excuse to finally read Faust for the final project. I think my presentation put the class to sleep but the prof loved it
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Maximillius @maximillius.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Couldn’t have come up with a better centrist if they tried growing one in a lab and all they got was to completely eat shit
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Maximillius @maximillius.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What qualifications do they have to talk about electability when they managed to lose the popular vote (in addition to the actual race itself) in the most recent presidential election?
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
welcome to the field of dreams, an homage to a movie revolving around men banned for life from baseball for gambling. brought to you by fanduel
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Maximillius @maximillius.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Somehow and someway
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/08/2026
holy moly the comments on this about dealerships
was trying to buy a car--a Ford, as it turns out--last year. I was prepared to pay cash but with effectively a small bonus to reflect the lost financing wins for the dealership. Two dealerships ghosted me, one didn't even try to sell me a car when I visited the dealership in person, one threatened me with physical violence when I walked out after they insulted me for wanting to pay cash, and the last (which was actually a minimally acceptable sales experience) threatened baselessly to repossess my car if I didn't give their sales team a 5-star review. And that's just the Ford dealerships. Toyota didn't know where their inventory was and couldn't answer basic questions about the car. Lexus refused to sell me a car (what?). Mini has taken on way too much BMW in their sales experience.
I'm not a regular car buyer, about once every 7-ish years on average, but I was astonished how bad it's gotten, and that's starting with a very, very low baseline expectation.Mazda dealership basically kidnapped my wife a few years back when she went without me. They took her keys to get the value of the trade-in and wouldn't give them back.
She had to threaten to call the police to get her keys back.
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After the threats of physical violence from the sales manager, I started a shouting match on the sales floor to get my keys back, including recounting in detail what they'd threatened to do to me. I was happy that I saw a couple of people walk out.
The behavior amazes me from a pure sales perspective, but then I remember criminals are dumb and car salesmen are maybe a half step above criminals.
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Maximillius @maximillius.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Also I thought Conrad von Hötzendorf was a dipshit before but now I think he’s lucky he didn’t wind up like Sukhomlinov or Tisza or something, the epitome of a loser
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Maximillius @maximillius.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Finished Wawro’s A Mad Catastrophe yesterday and Lloyd’s The Eastern Front today, call me Brusilov the way I tore through them
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Maximillius @maximillius.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Me thinking about a new Stellaris campaign: I see a holy war spreading across the universe like unquenchable fire
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 02/08/2026
The Mariners agreed to trade Luis Castillo to the White Sox for Seranthony Domínguez, Nolan Jones and Boston Smith, a source tells The Athletic. nyti.ms/4yTtbcO
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/08/2026
let's take a moment also to celebrate the first absolute meatball down the middle getting fucking crushed. the first woman in pro baseball league history to get her shit rocked
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Maximillius @maximillius.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Haven’t watched a new game changer since the beginning of last season but noise some makes got my ass
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
they’re slicing me real thin and putting me on sandwiches today
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
one thing i don't like is when a character in a movie or show is watching sports but distracted by some larger personal issue or realization. you need to stop worrying about that unsolved crime on your desk and focus on the game
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Maximillius @maximillius.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I know this is very arbitrary and not a good yardstick, but if an audiobook is less than 20 hours long I’m not as interested in listening to it. 12 hours? Meh. 28? Now we’re talking
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Maximillius @maximillius.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Well how am I supposed to focus on work for the rest of the day instead of the FNV remaster news
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Maximillius @maximillius.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Got faked out by a dream last night, thought I was in a classic “die in a nuclear blast” one but instead it was a gas attack. Completely whiffed my in-dream response like a rube
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Maximillius @maximillius.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I only do wordle when I see people complaining about that days, and today was indeed some bullshit. Got it in 6 but I get the griping
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Maximillius @maximillius.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
If the odyssey disappoints I might have to swear off summer releases for the remainder of the decade
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Maximillius @maximillius.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Very underwhelmed by disclosure day, pity
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matthew @pahuski.com · 07/07/2026
"Vance got Yooned by Kirkification" You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.
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Maximillius @maximillius.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Get fucked the blue jays
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autumn @waveprism.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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