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Max Carnage

@maxcarnage.bsky.social
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Photographer and commission miniature painter based in Glasgow 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Nonbinary ADHD gremlin Profile pic: @altformat

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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This was fascinating, thank you
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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I bow to your superior expertise. I just worry whenever I see a friend saying "I asked the fae" in a high-stakes context
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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've seen AI give confident, conflicting answers when asked the same question multiple times. There's no understanding of what passes an AI CV check that it's consulting when you ask
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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I understand, but I don't see the mechanism by which an AI has any knowledge or understanding of what a different AI, or even a different instance of the same AI, is looking for in a CV
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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I mean no disrespect, I just don't think you'll get a more useful answer from the AI than you would from, eg, a bus stop
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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm willing to accept that AI is good at generating code now but I still wouldn't outsource thinking to it
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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's no Caramel Wafer Squirrel, but this gull tanked a protein bar in one go
A gull looking at a wrapped protein bar with malicious intent A gull shaking a protein bar from the safety of its bindings A gull triumphantly clutching a protein bar crosswise in its beak A gull swallowing a protein bar whole, having rotated it lengthwise
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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love when an otherwise wet bench has a perfectly human-arse-sized dry patch on it. Thanks, arse
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Hourly Twin Peaks @hourlytwinpeaks.bagpuss.org · 29/09/2026
Real potatoes.
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S02E08 Episode 15: Drive with a Dead Girl November 17 1990
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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hence his famous nickname, "floor-walker"
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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I feel like setting a trap for Spider-Man that relies on his standing on the floor shouldn't work just on principle
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I really want to see some wet blends!
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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm about due a replay of Ur-Quan Masters
A 3x3 grid of videogame covers. Space Crusade (my entry route into 40k), Flimbo's Quest (one of few C64 games I had on a cartridge), Fiendish Freddy's Big Top Of Fun (same cart I think), Lazer Lords (horrible game, great claymation), Pirates!  (taught me a lot of Caribbean geography), Star Control 2 (the writing is phenomenal), Diablo 2 (installed a second copy on my flatmate's machine so I could move items between characters), X-Wing vs Tie Fighter (I was fond of the power systems management), Creatures 2 (the art style really stuck with me)
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Brendan Hark! T'is nearly Halloween. @brendanjharkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just to fully underline how spiteful this shit is for those unaware: On the left is the route the Orange Order have been ordered to take for the past 3 decades without trouble. On the right is the route that has brought hundreds of cops to Drumcree. The only motivation is sectarian antagonism.
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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I would love to give this a go when I'm back in Glasgow next week
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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Absolutely fucking not, you dire cunt
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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It can't be bargained or reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear.
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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You can be a billionaire or you can make art but you can't do both
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Geek Native @geeknative.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The pursuit of the perfect brush tip for painting minis has a hidden cost. Brands selling budget Kolinsky sable brushes directly to international consumers bypass retail checks, exposing the reality of wild trapping in the hobby. #MiniaturePainting
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Wild trapping and the reality of budget Kolinsky sable painting brushes
Chinese manufacturer Golden Maple is selling budget Kolinsky sable brushes directly to painters, exposing the reality of wild trapping for tabletop miniatures.
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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The main guns are magnetised, the arms poseable, the torso free-rotating
Ultramarines Redemptor Dreadnought with the front armour opened to show a detailed sarcophagus Side view of the Ultramarines Redemptor Dreadnought, showing the weathered chapter symbol on the left shoulder. The warsuit's large plasma gun glows a menacing orange
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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My commission queue will be open again from next week now I've finished Big Blue here #wepaintminis #nerdlings #40k #warhammer
A Redemptor Dreadnought in the blue and gold of the Ultramarines Second Company, dusty and weathered
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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Many a fight was ended on turn one
Screenshot of a completed Slay the Spire 2 run on Ascension 10 with the Silent. Notable: an early Dagger Spray upgraded, enchanted with replay 1, duplicated with the mirror and fetchable with two copies of Secret Weapon
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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
First we dim the sun, then all the rich people get to live on one big train. He skipped the ending but he's sure it turns out well
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Salvatrix @devsalvatrix.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Finished the Wraithlord I started over the weekend! Set out simply to use the axe from the avatar kit, and ended up having a bit more fun with it. Final result is almost a Wraithseer vibe. 🌞 #warhammer #40k #aeldari #eldar #warhammercommunity #nerdlings
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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh that's gorgeous work
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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Is it a repetitive task? Is sorting involved? I desire the task
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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Plenty of helmets in the comments
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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Enjoy getting to see different stars!
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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Petition to have TIME SQUARED renamed YOU CAN'T MAKE AN OMELETTE #tng
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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🎶Someday, Gove will find you🎶
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LukHash @lukhash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
C64 is a timeless machine. Here's a classic technique called HARD SYNC. It works by using one of the voices as a carrier that drives the main voice, syncing the oscillators to give that bright, harsh sweep. Main theme played on C64 is pure SID chip and isn't edited in any way #chiptune #cyberpunk 🤘👾
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Patients with ADHD will no longer be formally diagnosed. Instead people will be encouraged to say ‘oh, he’s just a bit, you know,’ while doing a new hand gesture designed to indicate, you know, that he’s a bit like that
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life
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Dread and Rosie @rosiemund.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Interesting how the "dangerous scofflaw cyclists!" shit has ramped up at exactly the time that fuel prices are surging and a lot of drivers want their fuel subsidised even more rather than investment in alternatives so that they can carry on driving, huh. I'm sure those things are unrelated.
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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ahaha, Shite Kenny?
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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Second to a decent subway imo, the S-Bahn in Vienna is incredible
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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When you fully misunderstand the term "rubbernecking"
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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We desperately need more renewable energy, but on the other hand, some people don't like looking at windmills.
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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fuck this dweeb
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Dan Kaszeta FRHistS @dankaszeta.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“The pogrom had bad intelligence” is really a bad stance for a Labour MP to take
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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What if twenty one of the words are like that and then one of them is FIREBALL
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Sam Rutherford (he/him) @echomikeromeo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The window of my local queer bookshop was smashed last week. They're fundraising to install shutters so they can keep themselves and their community safe. Support this one-of-a-kind place, its one-of-a-kind proprietors, and the whole Glasgow queer & trans community: www.gofundme.com/f/categoryis...
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Donate to Help Category Is Books Get Shutters!, organized by Category Is Books
For the past eight years, Category Is Books has been able to comfortably oper… Category Is Books needs your support for Help Category Is Books Get Shutters!
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Night of the Living Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Periodic reminder that your "concerns" about trans people are being beamed directly into your head by a small cadre of incredibly rich psychopaths.
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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
AI menu burger ass
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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I can't remember, this was a couple of years back
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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Old one I picked up second-hand
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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's a real easy kitbash and they make a lot more sense
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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Thanks for the explanation! That's wild
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Max Carnage @maxcarnage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What makes an LLM better at this than just brute force compute?
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